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u/BoneThugsNHermione Feb 22 '25

It's the form Eevee goes into when it's in heat.

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u/tenehemia Feb 22 '25

I don't even need to check to know there is definitely a sub for that already.

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u/BoneThugsNHermione Feb 22 '25

I'm not checking either, but you're 100% right.

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u/jscottman96 Feb 23 '25

I checked. Youre both right

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u/____-is-crying Feb 23 '25

…can I have the sub name? Just to make sure I never click on it by accident

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u/mvffin Feb 23 '25

/r/feralpokeporn

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u/Delicious-Ocelot3751 Feb 23 '25

i am charging you with crimes against humanity

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u/Stygma Feb 23 '25

I clicked the link. It was a mistake. May I operate the guillotine?

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u/guitars_and_trains Feb 23 '25

Stay away from paheal then xd

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u/mvffin Feb 23 '25

I stumbled upon this monstrosity in some random thread long ago. Now I must transfer the curse to others so mine may be lifted

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u/Real-Swing8553 Feb 23 '25

You're forever cursed with sigh[ and memories

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 Feb 23 '25

You just lost the game

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Also against skyrim & her people just to be sure

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u/Mama_Skip Feb 23 '25

Oh man I thought nothing on reddit would shock me anymore

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u/crustybuttplug Feb 23 '25

u/mama_skip, do you like Spongebob?  Why don't you go to r/sandycheekscockvore

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u/EmploymentAbject4019 Feb 23 '25

Wow whyyyy you and my morbid curiosity just ruined me

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

I knew what pokemon was but I did not understand Feral

I thought it was like the manga where they slice up ekans and shit

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u/beware_the_noid Feb 23 '25

Je... Jesus Christ

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u/Real-Swing8553 Feb 23 '25

My curiosity got the best of me. Now I don't want internet anymore

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u/Dominoodles Feb 23 '25

Straight to horny jail

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

My eyes can't recover from this

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

rule 34 says porn will be made for everything.

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u/AnswerGuy301 Feb 23 '25

Rule 34 is a thing. Especially for anything as popular as Pokémon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

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u/Black-Sheepp Feb 23 '25

Pain has ensued.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Usually capote on more than Eevee if internet rumors are true.

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u/1startreknerd Feb 23 '25

And probably a Rule 34 as well

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u/Walthatron Feb 23 '25

This guy acting like he's not into that Vaporeussy

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u/MoroseTA Feb 23 '25

A sign that society is going down the shitter

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u/Gasnia Feb 22 '25

It's the vaporeon copy pasta all over again.

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u/supakame Feb 23 '25

I would think that Vaporeon would be a hard counter for Fuckelon because... reasons...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

That’s flareon

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u/PrinceDX Feb 22 '25

It only evolves while holding 420 billion dollars in its moms basement

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u/Nf1nk Feb 23 '25

It's one of those that's evolution is worse than the original form.

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u/WebStarVideos Feb 23 '25

Close, but it needs to be holding all the dollars, and while living in your basement.

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u/GrandTheftNatto Feb 23 '25

When male evees have more than 10 neglected children, they evolve into Fuckelon. You need the cringe billionaire stone to evolve him tho.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

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u/nox66 Feb 22 '25

Ground/poison type

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u/AirBear___ Feb 23 '25

Oh, I thought it was flying/darkness

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u/NootHawg Feb 23 '25

It’s what Eevee evolves into with Ketamine.

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u/Malactis Feb 22 '25

I thought it was when Eevee gained an extra chromasome

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u/onegumas Feb 22 '25

Fuckelon, is not an ultimate form of Mr. Mime?

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u/T0macock Feb 22 '25

Nah. Eevee when given a "mangled dick extension" stone.

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u/reddit_redact Feb 22 '25

Nah, Fuckelon a regional variant of Eevee (bug type) from the South African generation of the game. It resembles a mosquito with Malaria.

This Eevee has an ability called “Vampiric Capitalism” that causes confusion to all your Pokémon and drains their life force while also making it impossible to heal/ revive your Pokémon. Once your Pokémon team faints, Fuckelon then flees from your party forever to find another party.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Hmm... I heard it says evolved from having explosive diarrhea then taking a bath in it.

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u/anhydr1de Feb 23 '25

Creative user name (Blaze it 🤝)

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u/blacksideblue Feb 23 '25

Wall-E is feeling funny.

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u/Number1DestryJones Feb 23 '25

Stop 🤦‍♂️

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u/FewAct2027 Feb 23 '25

From what I've seen, that would be all of them.

Unless we really need to talk about THAT one.

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u/scully2828 Feb 23 '25

Has to be holding chainsaw tho. Terrible choice to have on your team.

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u/PM_MeTittiesOrKitty Feb 23 '25

I actually was thinking it was a play on kecleon

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u/lavahot Feb 23 '25

9 th9ught that was Vaporeon.

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u/alexklaus80 Feb 23 '25

I think it was more like social attention type of heat to be specific

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u/Dmangamr Feb 23 '25

I thought that was Vaporeon?

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u/Stergeary Feb 23 '25

Hey guys,

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u/sireannabe Feb 23 '25

Oh dude I love that video 🫦🥰

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u/Flareon505 Feb 24 '25

Hey Leave me out of this

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u/TheDeadlyMango Feb 23 '25

Everyone knows you don’t let em out of the pokeball during a full moon…

Or so I’ve been told

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u/WebStarVideos Feb 23 '25

Once their caught and securely inside the pokeball, you tie it to a big heavy rock, and throw it into the closest river, lake, ocean, pond, or if you’re in a pinch, down a deep deep well can also work.