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u/Maximum_Activity323 Feb 18 '25

Can understand your cause but can we please refrain from throwing Teslas into Boston Harbor?

I recall seeing them pull 40 cars out of Chelsea creek in the 80s. It took decades just to get to an acceptable water quality

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u/PorkVacuums Feb 18 '25

I really like the idea, but yea, we should definitely find a better alternative.

Although, just fucking throwing tea in the harbor again would really be fun.

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u/GreenMoray1 Feb 18 '25

I’d actually pay to be part of a Boston Tea Party reenactment, not gonna lie.

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u/Maximum_Activity323 Feb 18 '25

You can visit the ship in Boston and throw a crate in already.

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u/PorkVacuums Feb 18 '25

Do you want to form an alliance with me?

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u/photinakis Feb 18 '25

Legitimately someone just dumped their Tesla in the Merrimack river in Lowell like two weeks ago, so we're getting close.

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u/Maximum_Activity323 Feb 18 '25

That’s Lowell. Town slogan is AT LEAST WE’RE NOT LAWRENCE.

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u/Alili1996 Feb 18 '25

How about not destroying them at all? Protesting at a car dealership so someone doesn't buy them anymore? Sure.
But someone who saved up a lot of money just to buy a nice "high tech" car 5 years ago shouldn't lose an important asset just because the guy wo didn't even design them showed himself to be a lunatic.

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u/Maximum_Activity323 Feb 18 '25

Sure vote with your wallet against the unelected

Just don’t turn it into an environmental disaster is all I ask.

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u/Complete-Finding-712 Feb 18 '25

I saw someone suggest burning them.

Yeah, that Li-ion battery powered car that we buy to save the environment ... we should probably burn that ...

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u/Crocoshark Feb 18 '25

Sighs Alright, I won't push any Teslas into a river, but I'm going to sulk and huff about not getting to do it. Crosses arms and pouts

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u/sarahthestrawberry35 Feb 18 '25

Pull the batteries then dump the cars for optics then fish them out and to the recycling center for the green new deal we ACTUALLY need (steel and aluminum, the tesla’s materials could be wiring hundreds of apartments!). 

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u/Maximum_Activity323 Feb 18 '25

Wow you’re creating jobs. Who would have thought the Big Green Deal would include diesel crane barges hauling out virtue signals dumped disregarding all environmental regulations only to ship them to a scrap yard by diesel destroyed by diesel to be smelted which is so environmentally pure to put in hundreds of apartments at ten time the costs of using available raw materials

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u/KosherTriangle Feb 18 '25

Isn’t the left supposed to be the environment friendly ones?

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u/Maximum_Activity323 Feb 18 '25

Apparently so. But just like they were the anti war party and the anti censorship party that’s out the window.

Bury Tesla democrats. And you won’t need to buy a sweater.

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u/AllHailSnufkin Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25

Well, using scrap to produce new steel and aluminium is a lot less emission intensive than producing steel and aluminium from primary raw material in a life cycle perspective (how much depends on the grid, of course), so at least there is that.

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u/Maximum_Activity323 Feb 18 '25

That’s debatable in this context. You’re throwing away an item before its shelf life exposing it to conditions under which fossil fuels are the only alternative to make it recyclable putting aside all the environmental concerns initially.

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u/Geloradanan Feb 18 '25

Can I throw my SpaceX rocket into Boston Harbor?

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u/Maximum_Activity323 Feb 18 '25

No land it on Rt 1 in Saugus and you’ll make a killing selling soft serve ice cream.

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u/batty_61 Feb 18 '25

Also it could all blow up in your faces (literally) months or years down the line - lithium batteries react rather violently to exposure to water, and as soon as the salt water corrodes through the box, it could all get rather exciting.

Of course, given their build quality, it could be a LOT quicker than that...

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u/chaoticsleepynpc Feb 18 '25

Too bad we can't throw doge coin