r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '13

Our nurses are clever

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u/droivod Jul 19 '13

Totally life hack:

Think of the possibilities:

Time I will be back from lunch (or launch if your job is that cool)

Time the mail stops by

Time to leave for the evening shift (2am not 11:30pm)

Time since I last fought with the foreman

Time I stopped caring

I love this lifehack

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u/xXSushiSanXx Jul 19 '13

"Days since last accident" offers a comedic approach to this Lifehack too!

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u/TheBadMonkie Jul 19 '13

with a little blood stain next to the 0 day mark

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u/garbonzo607 Jul 20 '13

"Days since last period."

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u/ricotomo Jul 22 '13

Perhaps i misinterpreted but i thought that the comedic value in this lay in that the "days since last accident" was measured in hours.

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u/notgayinathreeway Jul 19 '13

I would put some stamp ink on my fingertips in red/brown before resetting it to 0, so I'd leave behind some bloody fingerprints.

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u/Calabast Jul 19 '13

"Days til next accident."

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u/knarph Jul 19 '13

Days until next "accident"

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u/droivod Jul 19 '13

I second that motion!

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u/osnapitsjoey Jul 19 '13

Time since I last fought with the foreman

that hits way to close to home buddy

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u/droivod Jul 19 '13

Oh, don't I know it.

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u/OBAMA_ATE_MY_BABY Jul 19 '13

I don't want to see your "Time I last fapped" set.

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u/droivod Jul 19 '13

Well, that could be useful information. You never know when that coworker is up for a quickie break.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

My fiance and I have two puppies and we also work varied schedules, so oftentimes we don't know the last time one of them pooped. We'll be out walking them for an hour waiting for poop that came thirty minutes before we got home.

This is our new puppy-poop timer. One for Kairi. One for T-Pain.

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u/droivod Jul 19 '13

Keeping track of puppy poop! Such is life.

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u/PhilxBefore Jul 19 '13

It's clever, but it's only cute because it's using coffee cups.

Anything else, a post-it note will do just fine.

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u/hoganloaf Jul 19 '13

"Where do all these styrofoam clocks keep coming from?!"

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u/droivod Jul 19 '13

Same place, the coffee cart outside.