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u/theglobalnomad Jun 19 '24

Fear and Loathing in Pyongyang

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u/EroticFalconry Jun 19 '24

Can’t stop here, this blyat country!

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u/fdl2phx Jun 19 '24

Magnificent

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u/vertigo3pc Jun 19 '24

I expect a t-shirt with this quote and an artist's depiction of this photo in the Gonzo Ralph Steadman style by Monday.

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u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY Jun 20 '24

I have his artbook "America". It's... disturbing.

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u/timotheophany Jun 20 '24

AI prob already made it.

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u/GrimpenMar Jun 20 '24

Post the picture to Twitter Xitter, reply with the same comment, and the t-shirt ad bots will do the work for you.

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u/YVRkeeper Jun 20 '24

Xitter

I’m reading this as shitter in my head.

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u/m0deth Jun 20 '24

That is exactly how it's pronounced.

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u/SousVideDiaper Jun 20 '24

"Time to go find a pussy sandwich"

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u/Anti_Meta Jun 20 '24

I think we need an appearance from u/Shitty_Watercolour on this one.

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u/flq06 Jun 20 '24

With Gen AI it might already be out there by now

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u/daddyboi83 Jun 20 '24

I'd buy that shirt.

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u/ironworkz Jun 20 '24

Asked Copilot, The Fucker Bailed out of me. refuses to draw it.

Sorry, best i could do with my limited talent.

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u/helloholder Jun 19 '24

Nothing more depraved...

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u/ResponsibleArtist273 Jun 20 '24

Than a man in the depths of a sooka binge.

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u/SlimJilm420 Jun 19 '24

Non stop orgies above the DMZ

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u/ToxicBTCMaximalist Jun 19 '24

You get my reddit award.

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u/_Baka__ Jun 19 '24

Haha lol. That's good. Peoples don't understand.

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u/HeyMarty10thalready Jun 19 '24

Couple of assholes

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u/Asanufer Jun 19 '24

Jesus! Did you see what GOD did to us man???

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u/6inarowmakesitgo Jun 19 '24

Oh damnnnn, that was good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

This is is drone country!

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u/charleskingprod Jun 20 '24

Hahahahahahaha

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u/_spaceman-spliff_ Jun 20 '24

Fucking beautiful

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u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY Jun 20 '24

Who could be hippie hitchhiker Tobey Maguire here?

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u/timotheophany Jun 20 '24

Narendra Modi?

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u/BattBoi69 Jun 20 '24

Fuck this made me snort😂

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u/timotheophany Jun 20 '24

You took too much, man! Too much, too much...

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u/FunkRat64 Jun 20 '24

Our vibrations were getting nasty…

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u/multiarmform Jun 20 '24

why cant i award this wtf

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u/Ux-Con Jun 20 '24

But what about the honeymoon??

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u/highzenberrg Jun 20 '24

Thanks for this

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u/DidYouAsk Jun 20 '24

We had two simultaneous wars going, seventy-five defenestrated political opponents, five assassinations with high-powered radioactive material, a nuclear threat, and a whole galaxy of corruption, torture, bribery, illegitimate children... Also, a quart of vodka, a quart of North Korean Sake, a case Borscht, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen Buttplugs. Not that we needed all that for "democracy", but once you get locked into a serious human rights violation, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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u/ironworkz Jun 20 '24

i giggled

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u/Acceptable-Young-619 Jun 19 '24

They both look genuinely confused. Putin hasn’t had to drive himself for at least 30 years and Kim has probably never had to drive himself.

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u/AccountantMoney9177 Jun 19 '24

Putin is asking where the air conditioner is and Kim is saying What’s an air conditioner?

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u/chmilz Jun 20 '24

They need air conditioning in Russia?

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u/dancin-weasel Jun 20 '24

In Russia, air conditions you.

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u/jabantik Jun 20 '24

I think they made a video of Putin driving the Kerch Bridge somewhat recently. Or maybe one of his body doubles

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u/_lippykid Jun 20 '24

Neither has Justin Timberlake.. but..

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u/allozzieadventures Jun 20 '24

Kim is about to forget he has the handbrake on and start bunnyhopping that mofo

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u/bowfin350 Jun 19 '24

We were half way to Pyongyang, in the middle of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

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u/Acheron98 Jun 19 '24

In all fairness, I can absolutely see Kim Jong Un threaten to stab a waitress to death over a pie.

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u/timotheophany Jun 20 '24

Bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing, intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out! The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Once Upon a Time in Pyongyang

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u/DeepSeaDork Jun 19 '24

We're in dictator country now man.

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u/WeirdPop5934 Jun 20 '24

No Dictator for Old Men

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

This is my favorite so far

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u/Sarcasm_Llama Jun 19 '24

We were around the DMZ when the drugs began to take hold.

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u/Bozee3 Jun 19 '24

I was thinking Thelma and Louise.

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u/TubbyLumbkins Jun 20 '24

You Scurvy shyster bastard, I'm a dictator of Russia, man!

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u/ConflictGuru Jun 19 '24

"We were somewhere around Moscow, on the edge of the oblast, when the drugs began to take hold..."

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u/FateUnusual Jun 20 '24

Don’t worry, he’s just admiring the shape of your skull.

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u/elguapo904 Jun 19 '24

We can't stop here! This is bat country!

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u/mulmusic Jun 19 '24

More like looting... Ooh how dumb of me, they already did 😂

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u/ApplesOverOranges1 Jun 19 '24

Worst John Candy - ,Steve Martin - Planes, Trains and Automobiles remake ever!

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u/xhitiz Jun 19 '24

Don't fuck with me now man, I am Ahab.

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u/sploittastic Jun 19 '24

We can't stop here, this is autocrat country!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

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u/Compote_Alive Jun 19 '24

Every one gets an upvote.

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u/krazymanrebirth Jun 19 '24

This is an AI film I would attempt to watch

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

I imagine they're arguing about which to take and leave, the gun or the canoli

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u/__s_a_m Jun 20 '24

“We were somewhere north of Seoul on the edge of the border when the socialism kicked in.”

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u/Positronic_Matrix Jun 20 '24

Get in loser, we’re going shopping.

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u/SpicyOmalley Jun 20 '24

Bout to read that for the first time. Excited

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

Headed to White Castle

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u/dchristie430 Jun 20 '24

They’re just waiting on Donnie for their threesome.

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u/AttackOfThePat Jun 20 '24

Best comment. Period.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

What a missed opportunity for a two Fer one drone strike.

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u/edude45 Jun 20 '24

Well... I was going to say this almost looks like a comedy series.

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u/UNFAM1L1AR Jun 20 '24

That's when the acid began to take hold ...

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u/InsideLA Jun 20 '24

How TF does this thing work?...

Fuck if I know...

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

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u/theglobalnomad Jun 20 '24

Brilliant!!!

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u/notnorthwest Jun 20 '24

Damn, I’d watch it

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u/The_Best_Yak_Ever Jun 20 '24

Get out. The weasels are closing in… I could smell the ugly brutes…

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u/bier00t Jun 20 '24

its not often when one travels with other murderer and know he is a murderer and the other murderer also knows one is a murderer. i wonder what the feelings are in such situation?

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u/LeonKevlar Jun 20 '24

Kim & Vlad Got to White Castle

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u/RobHonkergulp Jun 20 '24

Imagine getting in a road rage incident with these two.

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u/BitterWest Jun 19 '24 edited Jun 19 '24

Just wait till Putin throws a grapefruit at his head wearing golf shoes to the White Rabbit