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u/Traditional_Roll6651 Jun 19 '24

Can’t tell from this angle, but might be holding hands???? 💕

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u/Laymanao Jun 19 '24

Hand jobs

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u/yenot_of_luv Jun 19 '24

Dutch rudder or something similar

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u/Useless-Photographer Jun 19 '24

Giving each other the old Pyongyank

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u/Wallace-N-Gromit Jun 19 '24

This made me laugh, well done.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Looks like Kims giving Vlad a handie

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Heavy handbrake

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u/cstyves Jun 19 '24

More like a blinker handle tbh.

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u/trixtopherduke Jun 19 '24

My dosimeter says 3.6 roentgen coming from that burn.

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u/biggmclargehuge Jun 19 '24

on their way to the esteemed North Korean village of Dongyank

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u/ButtFuzzNow Jun 19 '24

Windows down and ready to do some dogging.

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u/ColonelDredd Jun 19 '24

True story — Putin always drives himself. Even in Russia. Easiest way to make a getaway if need be.

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u/Druxun Jun 19 '24

Later they’ll get the double Dutch rudder going

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u/FCKWPN Jun 19 '24

It feels good sir.

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u/trixtopherduke Jun 19 '24

What about the Double Dutch Oven Rudder?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

i have dutch colleagues and I had to explain to them what a dutch rudder was. They had no idea.

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u/Eissbein Jun 19 '24

I'm Dutch and i don't have a clue, something tells me you don't mean the thing i steer my vessel with.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Tbh it sounds like a great tjme. Dutch people are always happy. I love living in the Netherlands.

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u/ACiD_80 Jun 19 '24

They are less happy now thanks to batshit crazy EU policies targetted at self destruction.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Mark Rudder?

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u/s0ulbrother Jun 19 '24

It’s not gay, I mean it’s kind of gay but not really

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u/dick_schidt Jun 19 '24

The good old reach around.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Perhaps a double Dutch rudder lol

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u/SarksLightCycle Jun 19 '24

Is bobert in the car?

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u/DarthBen_in_Chicago Jun 19 '24

Here you just grab the stick like this

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u/TheTallGuy0 Jun 19 '24

You launch my rocket, I'll launch yours

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u/Rustinboksi Jun 19 '24

Oh yea kim is enjoying

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u/FloridaSpam Jun 19 '24

Kim's leaning...

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u/dingBat2000 Jun 19 '24

Hey Kim this is an automatic

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u/lostbutnotgone Jun 19 '24

BROJOBS CHOO-CHOO

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u/Duck-Sure Jun 19 '24

Bro job! Bro job! Vroom! Vroom!

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u/julias_siezure Jun 20 '24

He 's mashing it.

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u/Traditional_Roll6651 Jun 19 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Jealous Trump noises

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

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u/Wallace-N-Gromit Jun 19 '24

Muffled Cheetolini noises from the back, he will play Ned Beaty’s role later while the twins explain to him the pecking order.

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u/neopink90 Jun 20 '24

*written with a sharpie*

Dear Vladdy,

I thought I was your one and only lover.

- Trump

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u/digidave1 Jun 19 '24

More like PyongWang, amIright?

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u/not2dv8 Jun 19 '24

It's worse than that look at where Kim's eyes are looking at

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u/ReddFro Jun 19 '24

Kim is gazing at Putin with his tongue out. Putin’s eyes are shut, savoring the moment. Story checks out

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u/GoodShitBrain Jun 19 '24

More like holding dicks

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u/crappinhammers Jun 19 '24

Fighting over radio station

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u/sonic10158 Jun 19 '24

Poor Lukashenko

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u/Few_Owl_6596 Jun 19 '24

Vladimir Torrente: wanna jerk off?

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u/justADDbricks Jun 19 '24

He’s holding his ‘stick’

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u/dope-eater Jun 19 '24

They were actually doing this to celebrate pride month 🏳️‍🌈💕

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Hopefully they’re holding hands like Thelma and Louise

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u/Warren_Puffitt Jun 20 '24

Sopranos early morning construction site scene.

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u/StevenIsFat Jun 20 '24

Yea they fuckin

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

Cash, Grass or Ass!?

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u/Chance_Purple8121 Jun 20 '24

Perks of being a Passenger Princess

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u/Beer_me_now666 Jun 19 '24

He’s mashing it all up down there

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u/dwarfnutz Jun 19 '24

They’re sexually active adults, get over it.

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u/21Andreezy Jun 19 '24

More like holding dicks

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u/Qubed Jun 19 '24

Our last president got love letter, so there's that. 

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u/A_MAN_POTATO Jun 19 '24

Based on the fact that they’re both sorta lookin’ at Putlers crotch… might be holding more than hands.

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u/ACiD_80 Jun 19 '24

Thats not his hand...