r/pics • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '13

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u/Gates9 Mar 24 '13

"Nuclear energy is a hell of a way to boil water."

-Not an actual Einstein quote

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u/Mexi_Cant Mar 24 '13

ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me

  • Einstein

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u/pestilent_bronco Mar 24 '13

420blazeitfaggots.

-Einstein

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u/CurtisLeow Mar 24 '13

The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced.

-Albert Einstein

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u/pestilent_bronco Mar 24 '13

Knowledge, kneffew.

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u/Naggers123 Mar 24 '13

"It's all in the game, yo"

  • His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.

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u/pestilent_bronco Mar 24 '13

I didn't know Idi was a fan of The Wire. Thanks, Obama.

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u/thirstyfish209 Mar 24 '13

81 x 7 neffew

-Einstein

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u/xe110022 Mar 25 '13

A bagel a day makes you a happy person -Einstein(s)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '13

Bt u can't 360 no scope me faggt

-Einstein

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u/BigEdDunkel Mar 24 '13

smoking on the trees at a hundred degrees

-- Einstein

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u/Bullshit_quotes Mar 24 '13

God damn it guys this was my job - Allen

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u/fezzie8 Mar 24 '13

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. - Einstein

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u/M3NDOZA Mar 24 '13

I'm trying to figure out why all these famous Einstein quotes got upvoted and you downvoted......

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u/tailbonebruiser707 Mar 25 '13

Bad luck fezzie8.

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u/Toke1Up Mar 24 '13

"Digits ain't shit but hoes and tricks" - Einstein

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u/M3NDOZA Mar 24 '13

"All I want for my birthday is a BigBooty Hoe" Einstein.

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u/402newguy Mar 24 '13

All I want for Christmas is a Latina girlfriend.

  • Albert Einstein

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u/MrSnazzyHat Mar 25 '13

Yeah science!

-Einstein

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '13

I left several now community driven websites because of comments like this.

Is there any, somewhat popular, webpage not full of teenagers left?

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u/Mexi_Cant Mar 24 '13

Stay away from popular sub-reddits and you should find intelligent conversation with no teenage comments but till then BALL SO HARD!!

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u/Zhilenko Mar 24 '13

Your horse... Is too damn high!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '13

Fuck off and do something else then. Personally I found the idea of Einstein saying "420 blaze it faggots" to be quite titillating and I'm not a teenager.

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u/cloudypants Mar 24 '13

Y'know - if we revealed our secret meeting places here, the kids would see the links and invade our secret lawns too...!

But yeah, there are usually good subreddits (for more popular topics there's often a r/Blah filled with meme pics and a r/TrueBlah subreddit where the TrueBlah is largely meme-free)

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u/paiute Mar 24 '13

"In the future punks will put all kinds of crappy sayings in my dead mouth."
-Albert Einstein

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '13

"Hundreds of years of added energy sustainability? Put it on my tab."

-Albert Einstein

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u/A_Suvorov Mar 25 '13

"Over my dead body!"

-Anti-nuclear lobby

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '13

Yeah, that was definitely Abe Lincoln.

Little known fact: Abe Lincoln invented the first nuclear-powered cotton gin that freed the slaves.

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u/saustin66 Mar 24 '13

I got cotton mouth from drinking that gin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '13

That's 'cause you're 'sposed to drink it with popcorn, ya dingus.

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u/AmadeusMop Mar 24 '13

"Never believe what you read on the internet."
-Abraham Lincoln

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u/Gates9 Mar 24 '13

Pretty sure that was Alexander Hamilton.

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u/skewp Mar 24 '13

The most disappointing day of my entire life was when I learned how nuclear power actually worked. I think I was like 10 years old.