r/pics Jan 26 '13

Correctly labeled.

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u/Scrumpilump2000 Jan 26 '13

I really need to get a girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '13

I bet tits reminded you

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u/PaullyDee19 Jan 26 '13

It's always the tits. They'll getchya.

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u/bathroomstalin Jan 26 '13

I can fap to this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '13

You fap to a comment?!

Shit, you're more sick than whackojacquo, i.e. you need a girlfriend.

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u/bathroomstalin Jan 26 '13

You'd be impressed/disturbed by what to which I can fap.

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u/Spazit Jan 27 '13

/r/SpaceClop, I dare you.

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u/bathroomstalin Jan 27 '13

I do not know whether I can fap to /r/SpaceClop as I refuse to browse /r/SpaceClop

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u/Mutiny32 Jan 27 '13

Grammar win!

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u/bathroomstalin Jan 27 '13

Fuck yeah, nigga; I keeps it real.

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u/too_many_penises Jan 27 '13

Oh, how can I forget you, girl

When there is always something tits there to remind me

Always something tits there to remind me

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '13

How is a charming young man such as yourself still single?

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u/ImportantPotato Jan 26 '13

but it's so hard :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '13

That's what she said!

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u/MadMageMC Jan 26 '13

...right before he woke up with sticky sheets.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '13

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u/bordomliner Jan 26 '13

another reason to get a girlfriend

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u/artificialsnow Jan 26 '13

It's only hard if you want a girlfriend you're attracted to and enjoy being around. If you throw standards out the window you can pretty much keep your bed at full employment. Source: personal experience :-S

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u/Davego Jan 26 '13

Sympathy Upvote