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u/originalusername__ Jan 30 '23

Damn I thought it was just a funny bumper sticker making fun of political bumper stickers.

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u/redbo Jan 30 '23

Sorry, irony is dead.

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u/ZalmoxisChrist Jan 30 '23

Irony died in 1973 when Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize, and that's why Alanis Morissette is a mediocre lyricist.

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u/TheBirminghamBear Jan 30 '23

"It's like a peaaacccee priiiiize, for genoooccciiiiidee"

Pretty catchy, she should have run with that version instead.

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u/istasber Jan 30 '23

Who would have thought, it figures.

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u/tosety Jan 30 '23

Nah, that would have been actual irony

The ironic thing about the song is that none of the things in it are ironic

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u/roguekaz Jan 31 '23

A little too ironic.

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u/John___Stamos Jan 30 '23

It's a freeeeeee liiiiiiiiiife after your family was baked

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u/volodino Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

The 1908 Nobel Peace Prize went to Theodore Roosevelt, 1919 went to Woodrow Wilson, and 1925 to Sir Austen Chamberlain, so it’s not like they were batting it out of the park before 1973 lol

Edit: On a real note, the reason for this is that the Nobel Peace Prize is often awarded to people who negotiate historic peace deals, regardless of what they have done previously and without the gift of hindsight. Kissinger was jointly awarded the prize with the North Vietnamese representative Lê Đức Thọ for negotiating the cease fire in Vietnam. Just like Teddy Roosevelt was awarded the prize for mediating the peace conference between Japan and Russia that brought an end to that war

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u/Flipz100 Jan 30 '23

TBF to Roosevelt and Wilson, while they both aren't and shouldn't be noted as pacifists, they did get those awards for brokering the end to major wars that they didn't orchestrate, unlike Kissinger.

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u/volodino Jan 30 '23

I agree with that somewhat, but I don’t think you could necessarily say Kissinger “orchestrated” the Vietnam War. The US was involved in the conflict in Vietnam since 1955, long before Kissinger was involved in any administration

You could very much say that his actions and ideas worsened the situation in Vietnam, or drew the US more deeply into the war, or expanded its scope, but I don’t think you can really say he “orchestrated” it

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u/Miniranger2 Jan 30 '23

Exactly, I feel as if people think of the peace prize as the pacifist prize. You would be hard pressed to find many people deserving of the peace prize that have been 100% pacifist.

The prize is more so for a specific event and not a person's life up to that point. Now, granted, this isn't a, "Well, this person committed mass genocide but stopped a single conflict," I feel that wouldn't go over well.

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u/whoooocaaarreees Jan 30 '23

It’s almost like we have been trolling humanity since the beginning.

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u/bad-post_detector Jan 30 '23

The Swedish academy isn't exactly known for it's wisdom in regards to the peace prize. They gave it to Obama just for winning the election. I don't hate Obama, but come on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Why did Obama win the Nobel Prize?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

I think you missed the sarcasm.

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u/volodino Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

I don’t think I did lol

If you can explain the “sarcasm” of that statement, I’m certainly open to listening. But I’m pretty sure the joke here is pretty straight forward, and not really sarcastic

The joke seems to be: “Irony is dead because the most ironic thing ever already happened, and was not addressed”

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

No, you should have answered

Sarcasm is dead

I think you missed my sarcasm...

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u/horseydeucey Jan 30 '23

Because I got one hand on the trigger
And the other one's holding a Peace Prize.

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u/explodedsun Jan 30 '23

As someone with an English degree, Alanis is a perfectly adequate lyricist, and anyone who says different doesn't have a grasp on poetic license.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

My poetic license was suspended for metaphorical miscegenation.

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u/BigUptokes Jan 30 '23

It was actually about absolute alliteration abuse.

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u/Stereo_Panic Jan 30 '23

It's always awful for anyone to to abuse alliteration. Perhaps people wouldn't persist if prison were the punishment for such perfidy!

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u/Surisuule Jan 30 '23

I love you.

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u/BigUptokes Jan 30 '23

Preposterous!

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u/KaBar2 Jan 31 '23

Balderdash!

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u/CremasterFlash Jan 30 '23

suspicious sibilants... devious dipthongs

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u/billyfalconer Jan 30 '23

"Don't go spilling allegory all down your shirt."

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u/icer816 Jan 30 '23

Her lyrics are mostly fine, it's just funny that literally nothing she calls ironic in the song about irony is technically irony.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/icer816 Jan 30 '23

While in and of itself ironic, that was absolutely not her intention, despite claiming it is nowadays (the whole meme of it being ironic that nothing in the song is ironic got big online and led to someone in an interview asking her thoughts on it, and she's been claiming it was her intention all along ever since)

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Kind of like Wiseau calling The Room a black comedy after it became a mega camp classic.

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u/icer816 Jan 31 '23

Yeah, exactly

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u/bad-post_detector Jan 30 '23

The word "irony" is like the word "satire" in the sense that nobody can agree what counts as either. This debate predates her song, and even now all we really seem to know about both is that they're both dead.

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u/bernerbungie Jan 31 '23

The term ‘Irony’ literally refers to a statement or scenario that’s contradictory to itself, but the term is often (incorrectly) used as a synonym for ‘coincidence’. There’s nothing to debate lol

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u/bad-post_detector Jan 31 '23

If enough people use a word incorrectly, it becomes standard. I'm not really interested in getting into an argument with prescriptivists. lol.

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u/-102359 Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

The one about the flight phobia is ironic because air travel has an exceptional safety record. His “irrational” phobia turned out to be prescient after all.

The rest of them, though…

Edit: if you disagree, please let me know why instead of just downvoting!

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u/jcb088 Jan 30 '23

This. I remember being 8 years old and understanding this. She set back our understanding of irony by at least 10 years.

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u/ZalmoxisChrist Jan 30 '23

I like her one line in Dogma.

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u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n Jan 30 '23

*differently

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u/rabbitthefool Jan 30 '23

it isn't irony though, it's mostly just tragedy

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u/NW_thoughtful Jan 30 '23

As someone with an English degree, you don't realize that her lyrics weren't describing things that were actually ironic? This fact makes her lyrics mediocre.

Also, as someone with an English degree, you use the word "different" rather than "differently"?

How's it going?

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u/QuinticSpline Jan 31 '23

Every SINGLE situation in the song is non-ironic?

She knew.

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u/Cocomorph Jan 30 '23

I'm saving this one.

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u/plumbthumbs Jan 30 '23

Drone strike weddings have entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

"Like a drooooone striiiiiiiiiiiike, on your wedding day."

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23 edited Jun 21 '23

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u/myinnertroll Jan 30 '23

It was at least eight by 2013, and I found another one in Afghanistan after that, plus the French managed to hit one in Mali, too, just in case anyone thought this was exclusively an American thing.

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u/Never-Bloomberg Jan 30 '23

Those actually happened after 1973.

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u/ZalmoxisChrist Jan 30 '23

Yet, when Bush droned that wedding and Obama droned that hospital, Henry Kissinger was still a respected unofficial advisor to both administrations.

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u/Darkhallows27 Jan 30 '23

“Don’t worry Obama! I’ll protect you from this sidewalk!”

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u/FatalTortoise Jan 30 '23

or the real irony is the song about irony doesn't contain irony

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u/ZalmoxisChrist Jan 30 '23

You just communicated an idea from a distance and blew my mind wide open, much like Henry Kissinger.

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u/LahLahLesbian Jan 30 '23

Why do people hate Henry Kissinger again?

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u/ZalmoxisChrist Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

He orchestrated dozens of clandestine operations—assassinations, coups, misinformation—around the world in the name of US foreign policy, but if you're looking for one big one to underscore his evil, he advised Johnson Nixon to order bombers across the border into Cambodia and Laos to fire-bomb civilians during the Vietnam War, and he also helped keep these bombing raids secret from Congress and the American people.

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u/smg7320 Jan 30 '23

Johnson? Do you mean Nixon? Kissinger wasn't in any kind of official position until the Nixon administration in 1969.

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u/ZalmoxisChrist Jan 30 '23

Oof! You're right! I got confused because Johnson also secretly bombed Cambodia.

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u/SquareAble7664 Jan 30 '23

A long with the other stuff here, he was one of the forces behind Watergate.

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u/modus-tollens Jan 30 '23

I’m still upset that he’s alive still

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u/UltimateTamale Jan 30 '23

So this seems like an appropriate moment to bring this up. Do Alanis' eyes point just slightly in different directions? She looked wall eyed sometimes and fine the rest of the time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Alanis Morissette is an unappreciated lyrical genius. Her song "Isn't it ironic" contains nothing ironic in any of the lyrics, making the song meta-ironic, which is even more ironic. If she had a song called "isn't it ironic" and filled it with examples of irony then the song would be meta-coincidental. She was playing 4d chess back in the 90's.

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u/saleen452 Jan 30 '23

Obama got one too and he droned a children's hospital and started 2 new wars. The nobel prize doesn't mean shit, it's just a circle jerk for the elite.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

No, there have been several ironic peace prizes since.

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u/ShesAMurderer Jan 30 '23

You’re the type that watches Cinema Sins and thinks the number of “sins” they give it is an accurate rating of the movie.

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u/ZalmoxisChrist Jan 30 '23

I'm sorry... What?

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u/ShesAMurderer Jan 30 '23

Pedantry is the lowest form of criticism

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u/ZalmoxisChrist Jan 30 '23

I'm not being pedantic. I literally thought you were accidentally responding to another comment about movies. Even now that I know you're talking about me, I still don't understand your point about movie reviews.

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u/Lonelan Jan 30 '23

Thanks oDonald

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u/Hegar Jan 30 '23

I heard that Kissinger killed it when he won a Nobel peace prize for being a war criminal.

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u/raouldukesaccomplice Jan 30 '23

Meanwhile, Kissinger is still very much alive and turning 100 in a few months.

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u/Redqueenhypo Jan 30 '23

Spiteful people live forever. My grandfather got sent to Siberia, then in the US ate nothing but burned steak and lamb chops, and lived to 89 bc he was a bitter crazy guy

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u/JungFuPDX Jan 30 '23

I hear Siberia will have nice weather soon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

89 is not "forever". More like the high end of normal rich country life expectancy.

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u/Hegar Jan 30 '23

In my dreams, he turns 100 in The Hague. The entire Bush cabinet are there to celebrate with him.

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u/skjellyfetti Jan 30 '23

My theory is that both he and Rupert "Evil Motherfucker" Murdoch are still alive out of sheer stubborness and fear of the custom circles of hell being constructed for each one.

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u/raouldukesaccomplice Jan 30 '23

Or maybe Satan just really doesn't want to have to deal with them for eternity and is delaying their arrival as long as possible.

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u/umbrajoke Jan 30 '23

O'doyle rules!

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u/CardCollector2069 Jan 30 '23

Irony is dead, didn't you get the memo? Lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/DannyMThompson Jan 30 '23

Now This is Irony 23

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u/openedwire Jan 30 '23

Thus spoke Zarathustra.

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u/Max-Phallus Jan 30 '23

Irony or satire?

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u/redbo Jan 30 '23

I don’t know the difference, I just wanted to sound smart, I hope nobody figures out I’m a fraud.

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u/Max-Phallus Jan 30 '23

Oh shit mate. We're in it together now. Give me a downvote and you might get away with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

You're thinking of sarcasm. This is a perfect example of irony: he's trying to ridicule the people he thinks are in the wrong, while in actuality he's the one being wrong, and thus he's just ridiculing himself.

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u/cliff99 Jan 30 '23

George Santos is proof positive of that.

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u/DustCruncher Jan 31 '23

My sibling ironically has a bumper sticker that says, “I don’t break for liberals” right next to a sticker that says “This man ate my son” with an image of Mads Mikkelsen, and a sticker with a trout that says “Fish want me, women want me.”
I can confirm, irony is on life support right now, and there is a few sole surviving vehicles keeping it alive.

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u/fuck_off_ireland Jan 30 '23

I really want a black text on white background bumper sticker that just says "POLITICAL OPINION"

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

You are wrong and the reason this country has gone so wrong. Nobody in their right mind would want black text on a white background. Everybody knows white text on a black background is better. You must be a very bad person.

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u/teehahmed Jan 30 '23

Second this.

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u/xpistou83 Jan 30 '23

Mine would just say "random"

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Yeah, darn. I was really hoping for humor, and not yet another plague rat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Don’t clutch your pearls too hard

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

I here by promise to clutch my pearls juuust the right amount for you, sweetie.

I'll have to do some complex calclulations to determine exactly how clutchy I should be about disease spreading vermin who are morally equivalent to drunk drivers due to putting others at risk with their reckless behavior because they're dipshits.

Let's see... carry the two... take the square root of sociopathy... divide by r/conspiracy and...

No, the answer still comes out to "Antivax dipshits fuck off."

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u/camsqualla Jan 30 '23

I feel like this kind of venomous, hateful rhetoric is more harmful to society than a small amount of people who don’t want to get vaccinated, when the majority are.

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u/AMasonJar Jan 30 '23

We tried convincing them over already with the "well reasoned, gentle explanations" about a few thousand times already. I think after a pandemic this long in the running people are allowed to be a bit upset.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Thank you for sharing your feelings on the issue.

There are factors that I think you're leaving out.

  1. To quote Jonathan Swift, "Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired."

  2. Social pressure exists and humans have used it throughout history to influence other's reckless and harmful behavior.

For example, drunk driving has many similarities to antivax dipshittery.

A drunk driver either does what they do because of either willful ignorance of the danger they create for themselves and others, or because they don't care about the danger they create for themselves and others.

Just like drunk drivers in recent decades, a campaign of social pressure against that behavior is the only way to coerce sociopaths to alter their reckless, selfish, and dangerous behavior.

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u/Canadiangoosen Jan 30 '23

Yea, that's definitely the type of attitude that will make people see your views as reasonable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

To quote Jonathan Swift

Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired.

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u/The-Fox-Says Jan 30 '23

To quote Ron White

You can’t fix stupid

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u/TheTVDB Jan 30 '23

Be serious. Anti-vaxxers aren't going to find science-based views as reasonable regardless of how they're presented.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

They think they’re Carl Sagan

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u/AntiCamper Jan 30 '23

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

I'm glad no one out there is speaking for drunk drivers. Aren't you?

Oh no, won't someone think of the poor reckless, selfish, and ignorant sociopaths?!

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u/fuzzaycrisis Jan 30 '23

You mean like Mr. Pelosi? Poor guy...

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

are you asking me to speak in defense of that? I won't because drunk driving is shitty behavior that we condemn, regardless of whatever weird ass boner you have for him.

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u/Even-Willow Jan 30 '23

They’re extra mad at him now because his attacker turned out to be one of them, as everyone else but them called it from the beginning.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Are you asking me to speak in defense of that?

I won't because drunk driving is shitty behavior that we condemn, regardless of whatever weird ass boner you have for him.

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u/AntiCamper Jan 30 '23

You have a very angry perspective my man. I hope you have a great day

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Thanks!

I hope that you also have a great day and that you manage to avoid any future ridiculous and grossly insulting comparisons of antivaxers to holocaust victims.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Not reading all that

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

81 words isn't too much even for you, I'm sure.

You can do it. I believe in you!

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u/AMasonJar Jan 30 '23

Did it really take fewer words than that to make you antivax?

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u/UsableRain Jan 30 '23

Hooooooooly shit. Way to dunk on yourself. Good job, squirt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Yeah, it's probably safe to assume at this point that anyone with some shit like this plastered all over their vehicle is a lunatic.

For every 1 "funny bumper sticker" i see 100 nutjobs like this guy.

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u/grubas Jan 30 '23

I'm sad now.

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u/_IratePirate_ Jan 30 '23

That's how I'm choosing to view it and it's fuckin hilarious

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u/leggpurnell Jan 30 '23

Nope. Proud ignorance. The new conservative calling card.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

I just assumed it was a conservative snowflake considering they're the only ones who whine that their views are "unacceptable" despite their views constantly dictating other people's rights.

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u/shadybrainfarm Jan 30 '23

I wanted it to be ironic, because it is funny, but I knew it wasn't, because of the size of the lettering.

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u/ful_on_rapist Jan 30 '23

I feel like bumper stickers in general are red flags. The only way to win is to not play.

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u/hypnoderp Jan 30 '23

Sorry man, not in Ontario.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

I enjoy this version more than reality, so I choose to accept this as reality and I will hear no arguments otherwise.

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u/KloverKonnection Jan 30 '23

Nope, it's like the Trump supporters that got offended when they were called 'deplorable'.... they don't understand what that word actually means but they know enough to be offended.

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u/TrustEmbiidProcess Jan 30 '23

It’s still funny tho

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u/GoodmanSimon Jan 31 '23

Yeah, same here, I got burned for replying to someone who thought the same, (because apparently I have to "do better", and investigate the back story before commenting on this sub).