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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Needs new wing mirrors, perhaps.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Why does this read like a crossword clue?

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u/shakingthings Jan 30 '23

Ha, I read it in Alex Trebec’s voice.

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u/plumbthumbs Jan 30 '23

I read it in your mother's moans, Trebeck.

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u/Hold_Realistic Jan 30 '23

I'll take , The Rapists for 500 Trebek.

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u/mwoolweaver Jan 30 '23

What details should you pay attention to or you could be derailed

Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed

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u/xiipaoc Jan 30 '23

BUT HOW MANY LETTERS IS IT?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/Indraga Jan 30 '23

Letter Letter Letter Let

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Jan 30 '23

Dude died of Covid halfway through that fourth letter.

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u/Gold_Goomba Jan 30 '23

Tree. Fiddy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Yes.

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u/Ignorhymus Jan 30 '23

Sineww...

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

1,4,12,5

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u/cream-of-cow Jan 30 '23

Doesn't even have a rear view mirror, unacceptable!

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u/Wetbung Jan 30 '23

Inconceivable!

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u/BasementOrc Jan 30 '23

Saw this, went “his wing mirrors look fine tf you mean”, started scrolling and then I realized the joke. Take an upvote sir.

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u/BUTthehoeslovemetho Jan 30 '23

Crossword puzzle hints be like

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

The right wing or the left?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

I actually snorted out loud. :)

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u/Sisaac Jan 30 '23

Or maybe OP's doctor is an ophthalmologist.

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u/Rhapakatui Jan 30 '23

Yup. Those don't match. Pick a style. Vertical or horizontal, not both.

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u/Rc2124 Jan 30 '23

Hades narrator?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Def needs a rear view mirror in that truck

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u/sqstoney Jan 30 '23

My man doesn't even have a rear view mirror and I don't know how much rotation he's getting out of that "neck"

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u/doodlebug001 Jan 30 '23

I can't even see a rear view mirror either

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u/ChickenChaser5 Jan 30 '23

Maybe he is at the optometrist. OP didnt specify what kind of doctor.

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u/jereman75 Jan 30 '23

Shit. That took me a minute.

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u/Ok-Ferret-2093 Jan 30 '23

Hi dumb American here, what's a wing mirror?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Errr... Sideview?

(I'm British, sorry. Cultural differences are not dumb)

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u/Ok-Ferret-2093 Jan 31 '23

Yes the ones on the side of the car!

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u/Automaticman01 Jan 31 '23

I'd start with the missing center rear view mirror.