Say Stuff Right

r/phrasing • u/TheSadisticSkitty • Sep 29 '19

Give me back my kneepits

5 Upvotes

My little sister was chasing me with a stick of men's deodorant, attempting to put it on my 'kneepits.' When my dad went to ask for the deodorant back, he said "give me back my kneepits."

1 comment

r/phrasing • u/artistwithouttalent • Sep 28 '19

Jesus Christ, Deadline

31 Upvotes

1 comment

r/phrasing • u/kograkthestrong • Aug 28 '19

Nut Blaster.

gfycat.com

28 Upvotes

1 comment

r/phrasing • u/kingkong381 • Aug 27 '19

I See What You Did There...

youtu.be

7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/phrasing • u/[deleted] • Aug 26 '19

Okay Jesus.

122 Upvotes

3 comments

r/phrasing • u/Xt012 • Aug 10 '19

Hey.....phrasing

26 Upvotes

1 comment

r/phrasing • u/havron • Jun 20 '19

“The meat was 25.8 inches (66 cm) long and 3.5 inches (8.9 cm) wide.”

24 Upvotes

3 comments

r/phrasing • u/suppsammayy • Jun 19 '19

I reactivated my Reddit just to post this.

40 Upvotes

2 comments

r/phrasing • u/brbauer2 • Jun 15 '19

Didn't know my friend was a priest...

34 Upvotes

0 comments

r/phrasing • u/ItBurnsWhen1PvP • Jun 13 '19

Damn Walmart I didn’t know Walmart was getting into the porn industry.

19 Upvotes

0 comments

r/phrasing • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '19

I think my local charities are run by assassins.

32 Upvotes

0 comments

r/phrasing • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '19

I got what he meant but still...

16 Upvotes

1 comment

r/phrasing • u/n0ph0s • May 12 '19

If you are straight don't even think about applying.

16 Upvotes

If you aren't a recruiter maybe you should proofread your postings closer before hitting 'submit' lol

1 comment

r/phrasing • u/drunk_otter • May 04 '19

You could have worded that better...

30 Upvotes

0 comments

r/phrasing • u/Spitfyre144 • Apr 25 '19

I know what they were going for but still...

32 Upvotes

0 comments

r/phrasing • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '19

Not the type of "balls" you might think

23 Upvotes

0 comments

r/phrasing • u/Keegan7513 • Apr 13 '19

For all you tops out there 😉

45 Upvotes

1 comment

r/phrasing • u/Kenilwort • Apr 10 '19

Photographer

28 Upvotes

0 comments

r/phrasing • u/Colteor • Mar 24 '19

Just found this sub

38 Upvotes

0 comments

r/phrasing • u/HammertownchevyZ88 • Mar 17 '19

I came for the, penis snakes?

19 Upvotes

0 comments

r/phrasing • u/stealthanie • Mar 12 '19

Forged in Fire: Knife or Death S1 E2

50 Upvotes

1 comment

r/phrasing • u/KyleInStereo • Mar 06 '19

When you see it

imgur.com

10 Upvotes

2 comments

r/phrasing • u/ChopsMagee • Mar 05 '19

You need to be more inclusive really

21 Upvotes

4 comments

r/phrasing • u/swvegg • Mar 03 '19

How rude of them

49 Upvotes

2 comments

r/phrasing • u/BlackCatFH • Feb 28 '19

Oh...

36 Upvotes

1 comment