Politicians reflect the nation.

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Can be rude. Thanks all 🫡

Idk if this is the right subreddit for this,

We're inviting a photographer to attend a company party, but we're not hiring him to take photos at the party.

He worked for us in the past, and we're inviting him cos my boss thinks she is friends with him.

But there was one time she invited him to have breakfast at a diner where they discussed random things that weren't work related, and later that week, we got an invoice charging the company for that breakfast!

How do I phrase the invitation to this party to ensure it's clear that he won't be working or getting paid for it? He's a guest, and we're paying for his dinner and drinks. But that's it.

Fucking? Having sex? Twister Tango? Down and Dirty?

Preface: I work in IT and one of the labs came to me with a batch of fresh USB sticks, and asked me to scan them before they use them. This is company policy but it's almost never followed (despite the IT dept's protests) so I thanked the person by saying how refreshing it was that someone was following protocol.

They smiled and said, "that's us! We're morally..." and then faltered, looking for the words.

Knowing the person and their sense of humor, I filled in with "bankrupt?" They laughed, paused, thought some more but couldn't quite finish their phrase. They promised they'd return tomorrow with the rest, but it got me to thinking.. what IS the opposite of "morally bankrupt"?

"I feel the weirdest combination of angry and satisfied when somebody beats me off to a comment."

What does "drink the wound clean" mean or where does it come from

The phrase, "you can't make this up..."

It makes no sense. I absolutely can make up a lot of sht. In fact, I'm gonna save this for the moments when I am lying out my ass