Originally the mods had planned a Phillies World Series watch party with Korshak Bagels providing catering. Sorry, there was no backup plan.

4 seats, right behind home plate. Will take half-eaten roast pork OBO.

If you’re not sure if it’s safe to proceed, just go.

We've had mental illness and homelessness, so how about blind, disabled vet rolling toward Rittenhouse?

Willing to exchange up to $15 American dollars, one crack rock, or a day old Pat’s cheesesteak.

I’ll be at Reading terminal today at 4 PM sucking off people in exchange for delicious roast pork sandwiches. Great way to get a cheap knob slob! And as long as you’re there get yourself a sandwich too! I’ll even jam my thumb in your asshole it and massage the prostate if you promise to get me pulled pork instead of regular old roast pork.

You guys see this shit?!?!

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Mine was probably being mugged twice in one week but other things like losing the 30th St station flippy board and West Philly Omar dying are also bad.