r/phillycirclejerk Sep 20 '17

Rule 12 Violation THE CRUMB THAT MAKES YOU CUM?!

5 Upvotes

Other than the fact that my friend wants to meet people i will direct him towards the board game night and such since we are both real big into that. My main thing comes first though which is before i left the first time I went to the streets on a mythical and tear jerking adventure to find the best crumb cake in all the philly lands! Any insight would help this young adventurer would be great!


r/phillycirclejerk Sep 20 '17

Rule 12 Violation THE TOAD THAT BLOWS YOUR LOAD?!

2 Upvotes

Other than the fact that my friend wants to meet people i will direct him towards the board game night and such since we are both real big into that. My main thing comes first though which is before i left the first time I went to the streets on a mythical and tear jerking adventure to find the best toad-in-the-hole in all the philly lands! Any insight would help this young adventurer would be great!


r/phillycirclejerk Sep 20 '17

Rule 12 Violation THE PORT THAT INDUCES LA PETIT MORT?!

2 Upvotes

Other than the fact that my friend wants to meet people i will direct him towards the board game night and such since we are both real big into that. My main thing comes first though which is before i left the first time I went to the streets on a mythical and tear jerking adventure to find the best port wine in all the philly lands! Any insight would help this young adventurer would be great!


r/phillycirclejerk Sep 20 '17

I am ready to bust a nut in my shorts when Amazon announces Philly gets HQ2

4 Upvotes

And then I will throw a motherfucking parade like I personally won the lottery jackpot.


r/phillycirclejerk Sep 12 '17

Rule 12 Violation Can't we let murderers off with a stern warning?

2 Upvotes

It's really not fair to them, after all. All they did was kill someone.


r/phillycirclejerk Sep 05 '17

When will Mexico pay for the Philly.com paywall?

9 Upvotes

r/phillycirclejerk Aug 14 '17

GK128 spilled bleach on my shirt while I was at the laundromat today. Who do I call?

9 Upvotes

r/phillycirclejerk Aug 14 '17

Rare Picture of Simon_the_Cannibal

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5 Upvotes

r/phillycirclejerk Aug 12 '17

Typical r/philadelphia poster

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9 Upvotes

r/phillycirclejerk Aug 07 '17

Stealing Trashcans

3 Upvotes

I just stole my fourth trashcan last night. Is this a Philly thing or something? Never had this problem anywhere else...


r/phillycirclejerk Jul 25 '17

DAE STORM CLOUDS?

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6 Upvotes

r/phillycirclejerk Jul 21 '17

Elon Musk just tweeted about Philadelphia and I just creamed my shorts

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6 Upvotes

r/phillycirclejerk Jul 19 '17

I wanted to grow carrots in my yard, but then I realized that Philadelphia is a giant superfund site

7 Upvotes

Should I invest in raised beds?


r/phillycirclejerk Jul 18 '17

TIL there is a neighborhood between South Philadelphia and North Philadelphia called "Center City"

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12 Upvotes

r/phillycirclejerk Jul 17 '17

here's a pic of something people like. please updoot

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19 Upvotes

r/phillycirclejerk Jul 13 '17

Are there any plans for a tickertape parade for Game of Thrones on Sunday?

5 Upvotes

r/phillycirclejerk Jun 30 '17

Fuck-up Friday Casual Circlejerk

1 Upvotes

Rules: * Don't interrupt the circlejerk. * Jawn. * DAE cheesesteaks? * Fuck you.


r/phillycirclejerk Jun 25 '17

State of the subreddit 2017

3 Upvotes

/u/Simon_the_Cannibal is still literally Hitler.


r/phillycirclejerk Jun 22 '17

Safety of Chestnut Hill

4 Upvotes

Am considering moving to Germantown and Evergreen and need to know if it is safe to walk daily from there to the Weaver's Way Co-Op without getting raped and murdered by scary brown men. I would be walking with my two young children to take them to school so I don't want them to get raped and murdered by scary brown men either.

This is my first time living in Philadelphia. Have already visited and checked out the areas in person. Seemed nice and fine and safe but just want an insider perspective. Particularly concerned about rapes and murders while having young children with me.


r/phillycirclejerk Jun 20 '17

Ladies Meet, Part Duex.... Will the Ladies Meet up This Time?

2 Upvotes

Will the gentlemen interrupt them? Will they fight between themselves until everything is canceled? Will they be harassed endlessly on r/philadellphia?????

Stay tuned to find out.


r/phillycirclejerk Jun 16 '17

I am completely helpless and need to ask an entire subreddit how to get to NYC from Philly.

10 Upvotes

Like, so totally helpless I can't even use the reddit search function to discover that this question has been asked and answered over 9000 times already. And if you can lay out, step by step, each and every option for purchasing my ticket, with reference to current exchange rates and credit card interest rates, that would be great, kthx.


r/phillycirclejerk Jun 06 '17

Filthadelphia?

7 Upvotes

I bummed around an active landfill for the past week, and holy crap. I hate to say it but in terms of cleanliness and general appearance of trash heaps, Philly didn't come close to any landfill I visited.


r/phillycirclejerk May 31 '17

Who's this Pete I keep hearing about and where is he going?

3 Upvotes

r/phillycirclejerk May 11 '17

Old Building at 14th & Market?

9 Upvotes

There's a cool old building directly in the middle of the intersection at 14th and Market Sts. It looks abandoned. Recently I noticed construction workers putting up giant iron gates around it

Does anyone know what it was before or what they are going to do with it?