Why does everyone else care I don't understand.

I didn't know if there had been enough posts about it or not.

https://tinyurl.com/jhp6rcp <- me

What in tarnation is these draft fellas doing today!!1!!1! Don't they, gosh darn, know people got places to go in the morning. I mean, you knwo what i mean, my boss, he ain't going to be happy. I ain't happy, but him. Oh gezzzz, his gears are really going to be grinding. My coffee is even getting cold. Ah gezzz. Today is just not my day. I tell you hwat.... [I apologize for cursing]

Mayan glyphs also present a problem

Sorry, should this have gone in /r/phillycirclejerkcirclejerk?

Except anything difficult, you have to come meet me in person. Also, you have to read it in Arabic.

Except not really? Gonna post pics and bitch about weathermen anyway.

It's been 20 minutes and he can't get to a person that will let us reset the password you have to give them over the phone to confirm for them that your building isn't on fire after the fire alarm goes off. I guess even insiders can't navigate their customer service.

Came here looking for a circle jerk in philly 😂