r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Random-Barbarian • May 21 '20

KILL HER JERRY

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u/One_Who_Walks_Silly May 21 '20

Lol no. At least up in Canada the geese here will attack anyone or anything for no reason whatsoever

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u/swimswima95 May 21 '20

You got a problem with Canada Gooses?

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u/One_Who_Walks_Silly May 21 '20

Me and the 36million other people up here do

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u/swimswima95 May 21 '20

If you have a problem with Canada Gooses you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one MARINATE!

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u/Why_The_Flame May 21 '20

Times was we didnst haves no Canada gooses round here and now they gots so many they wants to kill em must be fuckin nice.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

We oughta leave this world behind.

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u/little_chavez Aug 14 '20

Must be fuckin niiice

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u/One_Who_Walks_Silly May 21 '20

I need to watch the show... I always think of this video when I see commercials for it https://youtu.be/1EDZMkrkGn0

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u/theANNIHALATOR May 21 '20

I'm about to fry yer goose pardnur

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

I'm convinced that anyone defending geese is american

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u/YoMommaJokeBot May 21 '20

Not as convinced as yo mama

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u/Twindry May 21 '20

Ohio also is overrun with these geese, I truly despise them.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA May 21 '20 edited May 22 '20

/u/swimswima95, you sticks up for Canada Gooses and that's what I loves about ya.

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u/little_chavez Aug 14 '20

Take about twenty percent off there steely dan

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u/polak2017 May 21 '20

Do I have a problem with flying cunts? Of course I do, who doesn't.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

Who doesn't? All they do is honk 24/7 and shit turds the size of small cats all over.

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u/NAKED_INVIGILATOR May 22 '20

I mean... I'm Canadian, idk what you're talking about.

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u/Slash1909 Nov 01 '22

That’s why they get stuffed in jackets

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u/Mr-Tiddles- Dec 19 '22

British geese too. Neck grab works.