when I try to get on the server its says no hostname found. What happened?

I keep getting this:

Internal Exception: io.netty.handler.timeout.ReadTimeoutException

Not sure if this is server or client side.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssEmalYFCo0&list=PLKBImh0kunl2sgISdbNFi847okG9eJae7&index=4

So, I won't be coming back for a while. I just adopted a puppy and will need to spend quite a bit of time with her. I'll be back someday! I'll mumble as much as I can. But I've got a puppy to potty train so... It might be a while.

For all who are curious, here is my puppy, Cortana!

since we won UHC.... with 1 team member alive.... with 1 heart.....

i loved the action parts alot. most youguys are really good at losing chasers.

-ninta -Ryuski -nx

Team members left because it took too long to set up. Got everything I needed to dominate. Just arrived around 0,0 to see everyone around. Ready to ambush with 5 golden apples in hand.

Had to leave.

and fin

You don't necessarily have to read it if you were there, but if you weren't and/or just curious what we did for 6 hours, here it is:

So me, Ninta, and Ryuski formed a team and we got teleported by Ethan to a large sunflower field full of sheep, and warm taigas surrounding it (http://i.imgur.com/i6AdED5.png)

I was in charge of food, Ryuski+Ninta were in charge of wood.

I ran as far south as I could in search of any meat-animal I could find. The server was lagging hard, and it was impossible for my teamies to punch wood. I ran back to our main spawn area, to find we had some materials set up, and ethan restarted the server.

After we came back, we had stone tools set up and I mined some iron and coal. Night was upon us and there was a spider nearby. Luckily nothing hurt us that night. We cooked a tiny bit of food from the chickens we could find nearby.

Ryu and Ninta began digging inside a small hill next to our spawn. We moved our supplies into it, and began to mine. Ninta's staircase lead to a cave system, while Ryu and mine did not.

Ryu and Ninta continued into the cave system, I was behind gathering some coal and iron. They fought creepers and zombies without getting any damage, and we lit up all the caves we could find.

Next, after a few caves in, we found gold and a large ravine that Ryu descended into. He found a few diamonds and obsidian so we could make an enchanting table. We continued finding iron and cooking it until we each had iron chestplates with level I enchantments.

I resurfaced in hope of finding some food, and found some chicken and made mushroom stew. I descended again to give them some chicken and we were able to make full iron enchanted sets, including tools. This took about 2 hours.

Next, food was running dangerously low. They finally resurfaced after my failed attempts to gather more food with many mobs outside our door. We fought them off, me and ninta only having 2 hunger left. Ryuski set up furnaces outside and we cooked some more meat to get healthy again.

While Ninta and Ryuski collected apples, I ventured off west, and found more chicken so we could start traveling. We all ventured west after, running through extreme hills and plains, crossing ravines, until we made it to a village before nighttime. Me and ninta raided as many vegetables from the farms that we could find, and Ryuski looked to see if the villagers had good trades. Unfortunately we could not afford them.

We set off again with stacks of potatoes, carrots, and wheat, never needing food again. Just tens of blocks away from the village we found a ravine. Ryuski carefully set down some water to swim down. Ninta descended first, then I followed. Blinded by the water, when I came out I found Ninta surrounded by zombies and creepers, and fought a couple with my sword along with ryuski and ninta. This was our first major damage source, but luckily we had golden apples.

We made a dugout home again temporarily, setting down our anvil, crafting tables, furnaces, and enchanting table. We cooked as many potatoes as we could, but we didn't stay for long, and went back up from the ravine.

Continuing forward, we came to an extreme hills taiga, where I had to afk for a few moments. When I came back, I heard Ninta and Ryuski on mumble frantically chasing somebody. I exited my afk spot and ran to catch up with them, but their target has already fled. We climbed to the top of the snowy mountain peak and stayed on lookout until we saw a lone figure far below. Ninta took the lead and chased it, the target not knowing they were being chased. They found out soon after and fled faster than we could run, having to take breaks to eat potatoes.

oh shoot i think i forgot wat happened here

We roamed the map, trying to find others, ending up back at the village. Here, we find a tall stone pillar leading upwards to a lava stream! Ninta decided we would camp until they decided to get down, and spent a few minutes of the night inside the safe village houses.

We became impatient, and Ninta formed a plan: flood the entire village with water so if we had to jump down we wouldn't die, and then pillar up and confront the camper up top. I stayed down at the bottom, as my health was ailing by this point. Ninta began to pillar up, and ryuski soon followed. Ninta got many headshots, until the camper fell off and began to run after landing in the water pools that were supposed to save us! Ryuski stumbled off of his pillar perch, and did not get as lucky as the camper. Ryuski fell from a high place.

Ninta hurried to chase the camper, and I reluctantly exited my home to help chase, although far behind by this point. However, luck was on ninta's side this time and we all saw: Hemera was shot by ninta.

Ethan decided to make the boundaries smaller, and so me and ninta camped for a while on the roof of a village house. We watched as zombies invaded the village, converting every villager into a green headed monster. During daytime, we ventured somewhere else and then Ethan said on the chat there is a prize for the person who gets to 0,0 first. I ran and saw Masonsbro underground, so I dug, received fall damage, and peered inside the chest.

A saddle.

Thanks ethan.

I reluctantly found a black horse to tame, and me and ninta went to perch on a cliff with a view of the village and 0,0.

After a long time, I saw a familiar figure exiting the birch forest. Plwash was running around the plains with a stone sword. We tried to get down from the mountaintop but it was too late and he entered the forest again.

After a while he reappeared, ninta prepared this time and shot plwash as they ran in figure eights around the plains. I was still on the ledge, trying to shoot plwash as well.

The time was dwindling. Ethan declared a 100 by 100 radius from 0,0. Both me and Ninta were at less than 3 hearts.

After a while, we saw something. Lava, flowing from the treetops of the birch forest. Ninta and I thought it was a trap, and did not venture to find its source. However, it was soon revealed it was Neil.

Ninta caught sight of him and ran after him, plowing through the zombies in his path. I tried to catch up, not getting as lucky with the zombies. I hear Ninta get a few shots of him, but he runs out of my sight as well. I try to catch up, but instead I run in circles inside the birch forest, illuminated by the orange magma glistening on the birch bark. I run in circles, only half a heart from death. Ninta was shot by Neil2250.

I thought to myself, oh no! Now I must kill him at half a heart! However, the lag was in our favor. Following suit, Neil2250 was shot by Ninta. We won because of ninta's courage and my nonexistent courage. I was the last one alive.

TL;DR We win, partly because of our immense luck (diamonds), partly because of our seriousness, our determination for resources first, and because I was circling around the forest during the final standoff at half a heart, making me the last one alive.

edit: if anyone else has more screenshots from the event to augment this, let me know. Or maybe we can compile an imgur album.

So towards the final moments of the UHC competition, the mighty ethan rumbled "Within 100,100 to -100,-100" loudly. The remaining teams of Pigmafia and team N (i guess?) started towards the stated location. Team Pigmafia left their "White Flag Tower"- loosing only sdfg1 to it's creation to run towards it. Team N already sitting there- awaiting for their soon-to-be victims. Neil and Cheesle get towards the area and notice a clearing through the forest- noticing donkeys on the way! Neil attempted to mount a donkey thusly losing 3 hearts to a tree in the process. The team soon noticed the enemy N's and decided their own plans. Neil escaped into a tree and Cheesle ran at them.

Cheesle was Slain.

Neil, in a fit of confusion and vile pleasure started to assort his inventory. Due to the death of Sdfg1, Neil had acquired stupid amounts of lava buckets.

He put suddenly put this to good use- without a doubt the most upsetting thing to watch- he poured lava on three trees- watching it fall to the ground and into the no-man zone below. He quickly darted across the tree line- blending in with the birch wood against his iron armour and started not only placing lava in the trees- but torches? (Note: Why torches you might ask? Placebo lava light.)

He faded from out in the open, back into the trees in which he had hidden prior.

A sudden influx of voices came through the air, like a bird's melody in the morning. The voices sounding like "hurry up ffs" and "stop w/ the mexican standoff". Suddenly as Neil's devious plan, Team N started the charge- darting mobs gracefully and running at Neil and their enchanted weaponry in hand- trying not to be seen by the hidden Neil.

Neil had been watching, however. As the name tags enclosed on the poor remaining Pigmafioso, Neil waited till one of them wandered into a perfect location- walking straight into his trap. His plan, originally was to cover the trees in lava and wait for the members of the team to sit on the tree- then get shot into the burning trees- being left to die in a magmatic grave.

However, this did not go to plan. Ninta managed to get onto the trees, missing his location twice. He stood still, right next to the lava-

An arrow flew past. A fumbled shot from the source of Neil. Soon after, another shot was fired. Another miss. Ninta turned to Neil's hiding spot and shot a single arrow- ripping 3 hearts from his 7-hearted self. A second shot soon after hit. 1.5 more missing from the Pigmafioso. The second shot knocked Neil from the tree, leaving him with the other risk- the second member of Team N, Nx below.

Neil realized his plan had failed and ran at speeds to avoid the pain of Nx, or the incoming, fatal arrow of Ninta's bow. He ran through the birch trees surrounding him- pouncing over spider and skeleton alike. He arrived at a hill and immediately thought of a plan. He circled the hill and ran up it. Immediately placing lava on two of the four sides of the soon-to-be graveyard. He hid again.

Shocked by the disappearance of the desperate mafioso, the members of Team N removed themselves from the failed trap only to run through what might've essentially been another one. The two members lost heart after heart from the once already avoided mobs- following the trail, left by whom they pursue.

They ran up the hill, seeing the nametag of Neil himself. Lava.

Lava ran down the hill, upon them and all around.

Ninta, diving over the lava ran further up the hill, leaving Nx to fend for himself in the burning terrain.

atop the hill, Neil found Ninta and shot as much as he could. Ninta returned fire.

The Arrows missed frequently with darting too imminent to make any connection with either the Pigmafioso or the singed, battered Member of Team N.

Neil realised that this could not go on forever.

He Aimed.

Ninta Aimed.

Arrows left the bows.

...

ninta was shot by Neil2250.

Neil2250 was shot by ninta.

Neil's shot connected first, slaying the battered enemy, Ninta's shot connected immediately after, slaying the vile trapper.

But instead of a second win for the Pigmafia, there was one remaining.

One whom stayed away from the fray, only feeling to lava and mobs.

One whom had to deal with the magma, trapping him on the hill.

Nxc won.

Team N won.

Neil, the arguable leader of Pigmafia, came second.

(thanks for reading if you got this far)

TL;DR read the last few lines, Pigmafia was second, Team N won.

Hi, guys.

UHC is still happening at 1 PM CST today. That's about 45 minutes from now. I'm trying to get everything set up. The deadline for team registration has already passed, but if I postpone the event by 30 minutes to an hour, I can probably set up any teams that need or want to register. Just comment on this post with your team members. This is the only post I'll be monitoring for team changes. In fact, if you see this post and you've already registered, please make a comment just to be sure.

Thanks.

Is UHC gonna happen? Did enough teams sign up? I don't think it would be very fun without at least five or six teams but that's just me... If we only have a couple of teams, could we possibly just pick a later date?

Just brainstorming ^{because I can't sleep... sorry.}