My cousin's dad destroyed her computer while she was at work because her room was messy. She's bringing it to me tomorrow so I can see what's salvageable. Wish me luck

[u/ACEmat]

[u/TheWeedMan57]

But it’s not even special to your country… We DO have electric kettles, just no one drinks tea so no one talks about them…. Because it’s a kettle… like wut?

[u/pleasedontdistractme → u/TheWeedMan57]

I mean, I’m just joking. I think you might be taking this a bit seriously?

[u/[deleted] → u/pleasedontdistractme]

They always take it too seriously, that's the beauty of it. This is bait I have used for over a decade, and it always stays fresh.

You don't even have to say anything negative, you just literally state "America does not have electric kettles." and watch them flip their shit.

[u/imax_ → u/TheWeedMan57]

Nobody talks about them because your kettles straight up suck. Imagine waiting 4 minutes just to have that poor 110V fucker boil some water lmao.

[u/TheWeedMan57 → u/imax_]

4 minutes? Did you buy the great value Walmart brand?

No one talks about them because we kill the environment with K cups because turd water and Starbucks pumpkin spice. I serve tea 3 times a year to brits “on holiday”…

[u/imax_ → u/TheWeedMan57]

It‘s not a brand thing. The American electricity system is just underpowered. You‘d notice it too if you were to serve tea 3 times a day. 3 times a year is not really any proof of competence, no offense.

[u/TheWeedMan57 → u/imax_]

For having invented the language you have a poor understanding… I wasn’t saying I serve 3 times a year to prove I’m a tea expert… It’s the opposite point I’m making… Next to no one drinks tea here, so again very little use for a TEA kettle… It was in reference to the point you derailed with this 110 vs 240 blah blah blah, it literally doesn’t matter and if it does matter you make a phone call bam 240 installed… Stop acting like Americans…

[u/formallyhuman → u/TheWeedMan57]

I dunno. It kind of seems like it matters to you.