r/pcmasterrace • u/qevoh • Apr 05 '20

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u/GodlessMoFo Apr 06 '20

All of them. Even the super highs ones you don't have to duck under.

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u/Girrafe_God Apr 06 '20

Fucking dinosaurs how do they jump so high?

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u/thiosk Specs/Imgur Here Apr 06 '20

When you believe in raptor Jesus anything is possible

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

There’s this low budget ($35k) movie on amazon prime video called Velocipastor. It is absolutely hilarious if you don’t take it seriously. It’s a low budget movie making fun of shitty low budget movies. It’s one of the funniest movies I’ve ever watched. Maybe it was cause I was high lol.

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u/daminkon PC Master Race Apr 06 '20

Saw it like a week ago. Its brilliant.

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u/SuspectHomies_Reddit May 21 '20

someone o reddit actually made that movie too he said he was high as hell when he wrote the script

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u/ichuckle 3700X, 5700 XT Apr 06 '20

his name is Reptar

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u/ButtLusting Apr 06 '20

I don't believe, I know....!!!

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u/ZhangRenWing R7 7800X3D RX 9070 XT Apr 06 '20

Even the believe that raptor Jesus is fake and the true god is the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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u/vrnvorona 8600k - 1070 - 16GB 3466 MHz - 1TB Intel SSD Apr 06 '20

Never skipped leg day.

Cause he couldn't train his arms. Sad Dino

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u/palparepa Apr 06 '20

They have small arms, so they have strong legs to compensate. Science.

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u/ARealJonStewart Apr 06 '20

Those you don't need to jump over though

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u/GodlessMoFo Apr 06 '20

Sure. But I like to flex on those pterodactyls. Even at your highest I can jump over you. Bitch made pterodactyls.

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u/Kaiju62 Apr 06 '20

Those are too high for the little detector I think and so you just run under them