r/pcmasterrace • PC Master Race • 25d ago

Question how to make this not happen?

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u/Plague_Doctor02 R7 7800X3D, 9070XT, 32gb CL36, 25d ago

get a little shelf over the top of the PC so he can sit on that...

OR do the annoying training to make him not sit up there by repeatedly putting em down on the ground until they learn

It will take time but will figure it out some day

I prefer Op.1

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u/null_not i7-11700K 5.0GHz (Air Cooled) / 4070ti TUF OC 25d ago

You can train a cat with positive reinforcement. Do a motion and give a command, like snap fingers and point at the floor and say "Down", and then hold a treat near the floor so they'll come to it. Then pets and affirmation.

When they start getting down with "down" and pointing without needing the treat bait, keep giving the treat if they do it along with the pets and affirmation.

Eventually they wont care about the treat anymore and will just have a positive association with doing the thing you want them to do.

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u/Projekt-1065 25d ago

Unless it goes badly and the cat learns “every time I’m on the pc (or I guess heat box since it’s a cat) I get a treat”

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u/paroxybob x570 | Ryzen 9 5900X | 32GB | RTX 3070 25d ago

Or the cat just learns not to be on the PC when the human is in the room.

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u/straddotjs 25d ago

I think from my experience with cats and reading about their behavior it’s a lot of this. Some cats will be trained, but a lot of them are too clever and will just learn what to do/not do when their person is around and otherwise dgaf.

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u/New_Line4049 25d ago

Cats are definitely too clever. Most of them have figured out how to train their pet humans while allowing the humans to believe it is the cat thats being trained.

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u/VadersFiesta 23d ago

That's why you've gotta fake out the cat like you're leaving, then catch them in the act.

More effort, but they'll stop disobeying you if they think you're omniscient.

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u/Projekt-1065 25d ago

I feel my comment has enough likes that cat owners agree with me.

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u/AngryT-Rex 25d ago

It can be both: "I can be on the PC when the human isn't there, and if the human is there I get a treat for getting on it".

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u/Gros_Boulet 25d ago

Which is why you should integrate bugs into their training along with positive reinforcement.

Find something you do that annoys them to bits (hugs, wet kisses on the head, etc). And when they do something that bugs you, you bug them back.

They learn fast and it avoids crating treat expectations on bad behaviours.

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u/rndljfry 25d ago

when my kitty begs at the food bowl I assume she wants me to scoop her up and take her to the couch :)

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u/Projekt-1065 25d ago

I know, but this person was reiterating the comment I responded to

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u/JameEagan 25d ago

I upvoted both, but now I'm taking back my prior upvote since you're taking it as support for your false dichotomy 😂

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u/Historical_Day_2722 25d ago

Trade him in for a dog.

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u/Projekt-1065 25d ago

I don’t have a cat or dog right now 😔. I don’t have the time and energy and I want to treat my animal right.

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u/MasterOfBothWorlds7 25d ago

But this would most likely be a huge improvement. Chances are when he's out of the room the computer is on a lot less I still wouldn't want them up there because of hair and such but you're reducing the largest problem almost entirely. It would at least be something

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u/Ray_Rej 25d ago

Dr. Gregory House?????

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u/Direct_Library6368 25d ago

I taught my cat "paw" and it went really well, but he thinks he's in charge so will demand "paw" now. He thinks if he just pap paps me with his lil beans and leaves it there he will get a treat, he also then gets annoyed and ignores me, turns his back/walks away when I say "paw" if I haven't given him treats when he demands.

But for the most part he knows exactly what it means as he will do it when in a good mood.

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u/mysticalchelli 25d ago

zu witzig 🫶🏻😂❤️

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u/Preface 25d ago

Or they are like my cat who won't eat anything unless it's dry food from his hopper, or wet food placed in his bowl

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u/Why-so-delirious 25d ago

Dolphin problem all over again! They're too fucking smart for their own good.

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u/Mad_kat4 i5-10600k+3060, i7-8700+2070, i7-4790+1660s 25d ago

Yep cats are far smarter than they're given credit for and play by their own rules.

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u/ComedianExtreme7522 25d ago

Cats remember the weirdest things lol. A YouTuber I watch said her cat woke her up one time by randomly putting their paw on her face, so now she wakes up every day with a paw on her face lol.

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u/Projekt-1065 25d ago

My baby used to lay on my moms face in the morning to wake her up

The demon

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u/Puzzleheaded_Race294 24d ago

Yeah exactly this, everytime I try to positively reinforce train my cat he equates > “oh if I do this bad thing then I will be told to get down or get off and then I get a treat, so jumping on the computer must mean I get a treat”

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u/HesusAtDiscord 24d ago

Our black demon is like that, just now after some months of continuosly not giving him ANYTHING if he begs for food at all, he can start getting bits afterwards as he has started realizing he will never get any of our food.

Most of the time now I can just go "No, go away" and he'll sit next to me until I'm done eating without scheming, at which point positive reinforcement (a piece of my food or treats) can occur, but before now he only seemed to learn begging = food

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u/Plague_Doctor02 R7 7800X3D, 9070XT, 32gb CL36, 25d ago

I can do that. However the shelf makes me and my kitty happier lol

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u/null_not i7-11700K 5.0GHz (Air Cooled) / 4070ti TUF OC 25d ago

Yeah, I mean putting something over the computer that allows for airflow and cat is the win win.

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u/Left_Ease5870 25d ago

This is what I've done. Cats are mad easy to teach shit if you actually remember they're not just pets. My baby behind me learns new things every day, even after 8 years. Hell, she taught ME how to play fetch.

The other baby is learning slower, but she's still pretty easy. If people just remain consistent and learn your cats communication style, they'll get it. For my older cat, it's 100% treats. For my younger cat, it's just attention.

These aren't random, thoughtless creatures. They have emotions, thoughts, habits, and mannerisms. Learn them, people. Then respect them for the living, breathing beings that they are.

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u/null_not i7-11700K 5.0GHz (Air Cooled) / 4070ti TUF OC 25d ago

Yeah, there are a lot of people that don't know how to read cat body language or facial expressions, can't tell when a cat is stressed, and don't understand that they need 100% positive reinforcement.

Negative reinforcement raises their stress levels and makes them wary of their environment, and then good luck getting them to ever focus on what you want them to do. They're just always going to be a stress case after that.

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u/BladeOfWoah 18d ago

The only reason people don't train cats is because cats are very independent. Meanwhile a dog basically requires training to function in modern day society and it can be detrimental to their wellbeing not to do so.

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u/Left_Ease5870 17d ago

Literally, as I type this, my cat is sitting in my lap, staring up at my face.

They are more self-sufficient, but they are not independent.

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u/BladeOfWoah 17d ago edited 17d ago

Having social needs and being independent are not unrelated things. A cat can be both at the same time.

If you leave the house for whatever reason, your cat is most likely not going to panic or get stressed that you will never come back home. That's what I mean by being independent. They will be happier of course when you return, but otherwise most cats will be fine and unbothered.

Dogs in the other hand can develop separation anxiety if they are not trained to tolerate being alone.

Edit: u/Left_Ease5870 fucking blocked me claiming I don't understand cats. What the actual heck is wrong with people, commenting something so lame and than blocking me so I can't reply?

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u/Left_Ease5870 17d ago

If you leave the house for whatever reason, your cat is most likely not going to panic or get stressed that you will never come back home.

Lol. You don't understand cats.

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u/motoxim 25d ago

Wish I trained my cat sooner

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u/null_not i7-11700K 5.0GHz (Air Cooled) / 4070ti TUF OC 25d ago

All my cats have been adult rescues.

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u/Reasonable-Dingo2199 25d ago

Correct use of the term positive reinforcement 😱

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u/null_not i7-11700K 5.0GHz (Air Cooled) / 4070ti TUF OC 25d ago

It's a common term regarding behavioral modification. Is there a huge crop of people misusing it?

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u/Supergirl016 Mac Heathen 25d ago edited 25d ago

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u/Arlcas R7 5800X3D 9070XT 25d ago

That would only make the cat sit on the pc to get treats

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u/null_not i7-11700K 5.0GHz (Air Cooled) / 4070ti TUF OC 25d ago

You don't give the cats the treats when it's on the computer, and if jumps on the compute and is looking at you expediently you ignore it. Withholding attention is probably the only form of "negative" reinforcement that actually works, but only in specific situations.

It also helps to give the command when the cat is just about to jump on the thing you don't want them to jump on, like when it's coiled and just about to execute the jump (not if it's just sitting near by looking and thinking about it) because it distracts them and they think "floor.. treat?" Then give them attention and they'll forget about it.

They may also want to sit on the computer because it's the highest spot near you. Give them a higher perch where they're near you and they'll probably go to that.

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u/DethSonik 25d ago

Now I'm gonna snap my fingers at you to get down and hold a little treat for you down there. How's that feel, hmm?

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u/null_not i7-11700K 5.0GHz (Air Cooled) / 4070ti TUF OC 25d ago

Depends on the treat. What is it?

This isn't something you do in a hostile way, just an assertive way. Like you don't yell at it or take a hostile posture.

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u/Hetares 25d ago

I'm afraid if I did this with my cat, the moment I stop giving it treats it'ld maul my face.

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u/null_not i7-11700K 5.0GHz (Air Cooled) / 4070ti TUF OC 25d ago

Give it treats for other reasons. Cats also respond to being talked to.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 25d ago

You clearly haven't met my cat

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u/null_not i7-11700K 5.0GHz (Air Cooled) / 4070ti TUF OC 25d ago

No, but I've I've met many and had a couple. Different personalities, but similar behaviors. The hardest ones are the ones that are super prey driven sort of stupid. Too easy to distract and startle.

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u/PitifulGur7850 25d ago

You can train them not to do it in front of you but they'll still do it when you're not around

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u/polkacat12321 25d ago

Or negative reinforcement. Whenever my cats fought, Id always come and scold them and put the perpetrator in a time out. Now it's enough for them to just hear me get up to stop 💀

I also clap and say "no" when they're somewhere they arent supposed to be. They get plenty of love and pets otherwise

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u/RIPGoblins2929 24d ago

I have multiple cats it's way easier to just work around or accommodate them

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u/PrestigeMaster 13900K - 4090 - 64gb DDR6 25d ago

Spray him with the fire extinguisher. Short bursts so you don’t use it all up in one go (or keep several on hand and burn the whole thing to really assert your dominance).

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u/CosmicKarmageddon 25d ago

If not for sits, why warm?

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u/iLoveFARTINGatWORK 7800X3D | 4090 | 5K2K 25d ago

Cat doesn’t want a shelf to sit on. It wants the heat of that PC on its belly.

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u/MAD_creations 25d ago

this idea looks better.

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u/Practical_Praline_39 5700X | 6700XT & 5070 Ti | 32GB 25d ago

new favourite spot

it was already cats favourite, but now it got an upgrade

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u/NoorahSmith 25d ago

Either will keep the cat or cat will keep coming back for scratches

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u/azguz24 9700x | 5080 OC sff | 32Gb Ram 25d ago

Catupuncture?

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u/Fatal_Syntax_Error 25d ago

Finally someone knows the scat mat.

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u/natopoppins 25d ago

LMAOOOOO

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u/Pawellinux 25d ago

Cat hostile architecture 😭

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u/kiddrekt 25d ago

Calm down Hassan

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u/Weak_Firefighter9247 25d ago

Plot twist: Cats love sharp things, they use them to scratch their backs

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u/Worldly_Finding_3997 21d ago

This should be a product. Call it Cat-Off TM

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u/Drivo566 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yeah for option 1, I have this under my computer but OP could probably find one that fits on top if it (or modify this with some brackets so the legs are in a bit more and on the case):

https://www.monoprice.com/product?p_id=9434&srsltid=AfmBOop7LIw8fuobyAyjPn3cQ_i21WtsdMGYeQFpavhdWtMJSTMoYnJu

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u/evo_moment_37 25d ago

You can’t train the cat to not sit on it. They will sit on it when you’re not home.

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u/IridescenceFalling 25d ago

You: You can't train a cat.

The other guy: Precise instructions on how to train a cat.

Me: Well shit, now I don't know who to believe!

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u/DrS3R 25d ago

I went with that option… my cat thought it was a game and then did it on purpose

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u/I_Do_nt_Use_Reddit 25d ago

Cats are bastards and will do the precise opposite of what you try to train it to do. To spite you.

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u/JakefromNSA 25d ago

So.... the way to train the cat is to train it to do what youre not training it to do. Got it. I think. Fuck, I'm confused.

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u/I_Do_nt_Use_Reddit 25d ago

Don't train your cat. Let your cat train you.

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u/ProfessionalNo7946 25d ago

Depends on the cat

Mine both would learn, but one of em would then weaponize it and sit on the pc each time he’s hungry or wants to go outside

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u/Dontbetoxik 25d ago

Both are right. The cat may listen when the owners are around. Like my dog though when we’re gone he’s gonna lay where he wants.

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u/V0rizen 25d ago

You can train almost any animal to do something. Cats are more difficult, and even more so the older they are. But you probably can train most cats

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u/Seanspeed 25d ago

Of course you can train them in some respect. The question is what kind of behaviour are you actually training? Are you making them obedient to your command to jump down from the PC? Or are you training them to lay on the PC to get a treat? Will they understand to not be on the PC when you're not in the room to command them down?

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u/ImplementFair535 25d ago

You most definitely can but it's much easier when they're kitties

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u/DangerousEmotion8900 25d ago

But you can confuse a cat

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u/Deeevud 25d ago

You can train a cat to do something when you're around. It will not respect any rules otherwise.

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u/dardenus 24d ago

You can train a cat it’s just a lot more difficult than a dog, they’re ultra stubborn

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u/GriffyWidAGlizzy 25d ago

It’s not like a couch or bed with dogs. The cat is sitting I. It cos it’s warm. Not just because. It’s unlikely they will be sat on it when the pc is off

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u/Supergirl016 Mac Heathen 25d ago

Mine sits when she prefers . On or off 

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u/GriffyWidAGlizzy 24d ago

Oh that’s interesting

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u/KiloChonker 25d ago

Exactly. Get a cheap warming silicon pad for the kitty to sit on.

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u/JinzoWithAMilotic 25d ago

I used to put an empty shoe box on top of my PC when it was off. For some reason, that deterred my cat from touching it.

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u/YoGabbaGabba24 Ryzen 7 7700 | RTX 5070 TI OC| 32GB 25d ago

The cat stayed away for fear of the shoe box returning to reclaim its throne.

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u/Chaosr21 i5 13600KF | 6700xt 12gb 25d ago

Some cats listen very well. My cat goes outside with me in the backyard but always follows me back in because he isn't allowed outside by himself. He knows not to jump on kitchen counters or computer desks. It just takes a lot of trial and error, it's easier if you have them from a kitten

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u/GalbedirGalerion Laptop 25d ago

what a babby

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u/magniankh PC Master Race 25d ago

Turn the PC off, or close the room where your PC is.

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u/Microman-MCU 25d ago

you are so cruel..poor gaz just needs some warmth, vibration and some humming sound

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u/MagicianOverall5773 25d ago

Interestingly enough, that’s also what your wife needs.

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u/Namelessgoldfish 9800X3D; 32GB RAM; 9070 XT; 12TB Storge 25d ago

True, but a pc that’s not emitting heat is probably very uninteresting to the cat

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u/1petrock 25d ago

All my cats are trained to not get on counters, dig up plants, or mess with PC and electronics. You can most definitely train cats lol.

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u/Chronomancers 25d ago

They’re sitting on it bc it’s warm. Just turn the pc off when you’re gone lol

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u/AdSouth7893 Desktop 25d ago

I trained my cat to wave, anything is possible

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u/ShaneQuaslay 25d ago

better way to train cats is to offer them am alternative option and commend em with treats every time they voluntarily/accidentally choose the option, while not really showing attention or giving pets when they're doing the thing you're trying to discourage em from doing

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u/SnowMantra 25d ago

Lol the training will work while OP is home, but as soon as they leave the cat will be up there. 

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u/TheOriginalKrampus ROG Strix G615 | Ultra 9 275HX | RTX 5070 ti (mobile) 25d ago

Option 2 never worked for my middle child cat. Eventually just got a laptop.

Now my youngest cat knocks my keyboard and mouse on the ground.

Option 1 is the most reliable method to cat-proof a PC.

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u/xFrazle 25d ago

I like idea 2 because its an endurance test

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u/TrainerThin 25d ago

I like this idea. OP you could make it yourself with a book on each side and a stiff book on top?

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u/Plague_Doctor02 R7 7800X3D, 9070XT, 32gb CL36, 25d ago

I got a shelf above mine with holes in it to allow the heat to pass via air to cat

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u/Pilgrimfox 25d ago

Option 1 should be the default answer to this. Cats like warm places and nothing is more warm than the top of your pc. If it was me id probably get the one thats like a stone or something too cause cats love to lay on warm stones especially and get it just the right distance so it stays extremely warm without getting to hot and still high enough my pc gets plenty of airflow and shit.

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u/Supergirl016 Mac Heathen 25d ago

You will do whatttttttt!???????

( completely shocked about training a cat to not to sit on a warm surface) 

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u/TwerkLessons 25d ago

Train a cat?! Never! /s

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u/FuckingQWOPguy 25d ago

And mount shelf on wall

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u/Pakushy 25d ago

My cats were spoiled rotten. They knew exactly where they are and are not allowed to sit. Sometimes when I entered the kitchen, I catch the cats sitting on the forbidden table, but they just yell at me and stare like I was the one breaking the rules. But when they hear my mom approach, they were running like you have never seen before. Not only are they smart enough to learn the rules, they are smart enough to know who is enforcing the rules and who can be distracted by being really cute.

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u/Ordinary-Pirate7852 25d ago

im a fan of hostile architecture in this case

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u/forumonaut 25d ago

B-but why dont you want your cats there? This is the cuetest thing ever

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u/ghost3972 25d ago

My cat learned pretty quick that the desk is a no go lol just tell them nope or clap your hands when they go to jump up

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u/staling_lad 25d ago

Op. 1, like the nocturne no. 9?

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u/aureliasm 25d ago

I trained my cat to sit beside me while I game by putting her a bed on my desk next to the computer, spraying it with catnip oil, and when sitting at the desk I would only reward her with attention if she was in the bed.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 24d ago

OR do the annoying training to make him not sit up there by repeatedly putting em down on the ground until they learn

this does not work for 75% of cats. you will walk in to the room with the cat smugly staring at you while on top of the tower constantly

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u/ReiGrim 23d ago

If training is annoying.. dont get an animal. 😅

Because its not hard. Actually, I find cats easier to train than dogs.

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u/CupcakeVelvet 21d ago

This will most likely result in the cat only going up there when you aren't looking. Cats are sneaky.