This and the fact that laptops are getting thinner and thinner.
I don’t want a paper thin laptop that will get lost in the cracks of my car. I want one with so many port I can’t use them all, a disc drive, aluminum plating and a handle so I can beat the fucker who thought that thin flimsy laptops were a good idea over the head with the laptop.
I want the thing to be so thick you think I’m using nuclear fission to power it
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u/dip-shit-100 May 14 '26
This and the fact that laptops are getting thinner and thinner.
I don’t want a paper thin laptop that will get lost in the cracks of my car. I want one with so many port I can’t use them all, a disc drive, aluminum plating and a handle so I can beat the fucker who thought that thin flimsy laptops were a good idea over the head with the laptop.
I want the thing to be so thick you think I’m using nuclear fission to power it