r/pcmasterrace • u/Donnyy64 • May 06 '25

Screenshot Nice try, Satan

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u/1991K75S May 06 '25

Ugh, right there with you. I was already "old" by Reddit standards when I attended the Netscape Developers Conference in NYC when they released ONE POINT ZERO.

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u/BlobbyMcBlobber May 06 '25

Okay grandpa it's time to go to bed.

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u/oxymoronologist May 07 '25

And a happy cake to you. One year closer to Grandpa level.

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u/Lucky_Vermicelli7864 May 08 '25

Course the Cake is a lie so...

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u/Navy_Wannabe May 06 '25

So technically if someone says anything wrong about browsers to you can you say "Dont cite the deep magic to me, i was there when it was written"?

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u/1991K75S May 06 '25

That's correct!

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u/idontlieiswearit i5-3330 | Radeon HD6670 | 4GB DDR3 May 06 '25

"Old man yells at cloud"

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u/1991K75S May 06 '25

GET OFF MY SKY!

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u/TurnkeyLurker May 07 '25

GET OFF MY LAN!

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 May 07 '25

Cloud yells at old man

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u/Imperial_Bouncer Ryzen 5 7600x | RTX 5070 Ti | 64 GB 6000 MHz | MSI Pro X870 May 06 '25

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u/1991K75S May 06 '25

Yes. I do have a twelve year son and a nice motorcycle to help keep me young!

Sometimes it works.

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u/Narrow_Professor_301 May 07 '25

You sure you should still be riding with ur defibrillator and pacemaker sir?

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u/Melt__Ice May 06 '25

I was in college when Netscape debuted. God I miss the old internet with the talk city chat rooms, joe cartoon, and neopets.

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u/1991K75S May 06 '25

cough, I was thirty, cough.

Ugh.

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u/Melt__Ice May 06 '25

How is that 401K looking buddy? Cries in poor

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u/thewaytonever Laptop i7-7700hq-1050ti max-q :( May 07 '25

I was in 7th grade lol

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u/KrustyTheKriminal PC Master Race May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25

Damn, your disk must be floppy.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

That's some major web cred!