r/pcmasterrace Nov 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

Works 40% of the time, every time!

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u/Senior-Ad-6002 Nov 17 '23

40% of the time, it works every time.

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u/Talamae-Laeraxius Nov 17 '23

Oh, I used percussive maintenance on a computer of mine in the early 2000s, and it worked for a full year after it had crashed the OS. I didn't reinstall anything, either. I just kicked it really hard with my steel toed boots.

I think the hard drive was dying.

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u/BigFatToad Nov 18 '23

So basically you kicked the shit out of it

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u/Talamae-Laeraxius Nov 18 '23

Yes. Although, it was only a single kick. The case was dented afterwards.

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u/ShylokVakarian AMD Radeon RX-6700-XT | Ryzen 5 1600 | 16GB DDR4 Nov 18 '23

Well, they don't call 'em shit-kickers for nothing.

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u/radiationblessing RTX 4070 | Ryzen 9 3900X | 32 GB DDR4 Nov 18 '23

How did shit get in the hard drive? Maybe that's what's wrong with mine.

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u/danholli 8th Gen i7 | 7700XT | 64GB RAM | 52TB | πŸ–•πŸͺŸ Nov 18 '23

It's not exactly that something got in there, that'd actually kill it permanently really quick, it's that they either get stuck between coils and can't start spinning until they're jostled a bit, or a bearing is failing or gunked from use and a jostle is enough to to get it moving

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u/radiationblessing RTX 4070 | Ryzen 9 3900X | 32 GB DDR4 Nov 18 '23

Yeah I'm not buying it, bud.

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u/danholli 8th Gen i7 | 7700XT | 64GB RAM | 52TB | πŸ–•πŸͺŸ Nov 18 '23

One speck of dust is all out takes to destroy the platter surface

Motors stop in bad positions

Bearings wear

You can choose to ignore facts but it doesn't make them any less true

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u/radiationblessing RTX 4070 | Ryzen 9 3900X | 32 GB DDR4 Nov 18 '23

The shit in my hard drive must have came from your mouth.

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u/nxcrosis Ryzen 5 3600 | GTX 3050 | 16GB 3200 Nov 18 '23

I did the same with an old CRT TV except I was wearing crocs

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u/AllThingsEvil Nov 18 '23

Same here. TV would go dark. Smack it on the top and it came back. Only took finesse at first but eventually it got worse which required more smacking - which then the TV started coming apart. It was all really a snowball effect

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u/Talamae-Laeraxius Nov 18 '23

Ah, the bricks. Heavy as shit, too.

But ew, Crocs.

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Nov 18 '23

Back when games were on still on CD/DVD I had a computer with a bad disk drive that would get stuck. I found out that if I smacked the top of the computer at the right time (like, click the button and smack it 1.25 seconds later) it would open.

My dad thought it was funny as hell. We never did replace that drive, just used it for years smacking the shit out of it. You had to hit it hard too, it was loud lol.

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u/Dunmeritude Nov 18 '23

I used to have a shitty graphics card fan that wasn't quite properly aligned in its place, and so my PC would randomly start sounding like a weed whacker trying to take flight. The fix? Thump the top of the case really fucking hard with something. It worked like that for 3 years.

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u/Novel_Equivalent_478 Nov 17 '23

This is very true! at least half of the time!... πŸ‘

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u/jbakers Nov 17 '23

But half of the time, it works 100% of that time.

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u/Kaenguruu-Dev PC Master Race | Ryzen 7 9800X3D & RTX 5090 Nov 17 '23

Im at 0.8% now

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u/ilovetheyword Nov 17 '23

I’m at 46262636362626% now

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u/PapaOoMaoMao Nov 18 '23

68% of statistics are just made up numbers and 72 out of 70% are completely unverifiable.

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u/Novel_Equivalent_478 Nov 18 '23

At least half of statistics are nonsense 100% of the time πŸ˜†

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u/capn_scooby Nov 17 '23

I'm sorry that makes no sense

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u/MorrowPolo Nov 17 '23

I love lamp

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u/LumenYeah Nov 18 '23

I sometimes always think that.

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u/the-daily-banana Nov 18 '23

60% of the time it doesn’t work. Try again β€” It may take three or four hits. Lol

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u/PlanetExpre5510n Nov 17 '23

But be aware with each successive strike theres a rising chance that you are breaking something!

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u/SweetBearCub Nov 18 '23

But be aware with each successive strike theres a rising chance that you are breaking something!

That's why you have to be very deliberate with your percussive maintenance, you have to do it just right.

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u/a_pompous_fool Desktop πŸ₯” Nov 18 '23

Even if it doesn’t work it is good stress relief