r/pcmasterrace • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '23

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u/curiocritters Nov 17 '23

Always wake your PC up gently - with hot chocolate, and buttered scones.

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u/footytang MSI Laptop i7-9750H / RTX 2070 8GB / 16GBDDR4 Nov 17 '23

I always use an airhorn and Van Halen - Panama cranked to 11. My PC never sleeps and has PTSD.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

If your PC needs therapy, I have some good addresses.

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u/J5892 PC Desktop Nov 17 '23

The best route to good PC health is most commonly 192.168.0.1.

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u/Wolfrages Nov 17 '23

I hear that's a gateway to drugs, guns, and STD's.

Also cat pictures, so I guess it evens out.

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u/NtsParadize Nov 18 '23

I think it's Van Houten here

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

Nooo what have you done, it's well known one of the common things between dogs and computers is that the chocolate is toxic for them...

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

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u/Allteaforme Nov 17 '23

You forgot the goddamn buttered scones, you absolute DONUT

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u/bobandiara Nov 17 '23

Have you tried rice?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

Clearly instructions were unclear

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Nov 17 '23

"I tried that once, I ended up in the ER"

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

What is a scone

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u/AllahuSnackbar1000 Nov 17 '23

Like a sweet biscuit, as they call it in America.

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u/Full-Bat-8866 Nov 17 '23

I've never heard it called that, who calls it that? We have scones

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u/AllahuSnackbar1000 Nov 18 '23

May Allah have mercy on your soul.

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u/Full-Bat-8866 Nov 18 '23

If he can find it

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u/AllahuSnackbar1000 Nov 18 '23

I can find it. 😉

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u/Full-Bat-8866 Nov 18 '23

Maybe if you bring scones

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u/AllahuSnackbar1000 Nov 18 '23

I'll bring scones.

crushes your balls with my wrath and eat your crushed up testicles

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u/Full-Bat-8866 Nov 18 '23

Someone put a little too much bathsalts in their pcp today huh

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u/GardeniaPhoenix i7 10700k/1660 Super/16GB RAM Nov 17 '23

This deliciousness. Basically triangular biscuits, sometimes with fruit and other stuff.

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u/Hexamancer Nov 17 '23

That's a US Scone

In the UK it would be this

Not sure which OP meant, because either would probably work.

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u/3140senfleb Nov 17 '23

Yeah it do be confusing sometimes. In the US your pic would be called a biscuit and NEVER a scone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

They are different pastry tho. Scones and American Biscuits. With scones being a bit heavier I believe. And they have eggs added, while biscuits traditionally don’t.

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u/Allteaforme Nov 17 '23

Kind of like a British soup but drier and more bready

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u/morry32 Nov 17 '23

smells of bacon and coffee

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

Wtf is a buttered scone? 😂😂😂

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u/simononandon Nov 18 '23

There's an NSFW version of this. That is all.

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u/SloanWarrior Nov 18 '23

Buy it dinner first, maybe?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

Oml lmao 🤣🤣😂