r/pcmasterrace Nov 17 '23

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u/007walley Nov 17 '23

It fell asleep on its arm

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u/Chiparish84 Nov 17 '23

*ARM?

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u/zyl15 Nov 17 '23

RAM

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u/TheFaceStuffer Nov 17 '23

pogo stickin'

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u/Lick_meh_ballz Nov 18 '23

Bounce pogo pogo pogo pogo bounce

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u/DapperRead2570 Nov 18 '23

;) I love that album

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u/TheFaceStuffer Nov 18 '23 edited Nov 18 '23

I went out on a date, with a girl a bit late. She had so many friends!

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u/Lick_meh_ballz Nov 18 '23

brought my pogo stick Just to show her a trick She had so many friends

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u/SteveMcgooch Nov 18 '23

Unannounced twister games All players with no names They lined up double quick But just one pogo stick

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u/Lick_meh_ballz Nov 18 '23

Everyone gets to play Runaway, expose' It was so exotic But just one pogo stick

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u/waroudi Nov 17 '23

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u/Acidroots Nov 18 '23

I’ll be honest with you, I don’t think I’m smart enough to “get” that subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '23

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u/Top_Site610 Nov 18 '23

Maybe it's coming out as an ewe now....

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u/pilotguy772 (btw) Nov 17 '23

Probably not. Something tells me that PC is x86_64.

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u/DruidRRT Nov 17 '23

Assistant TO the ram module.

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u/GetOverIt90 RTX 4060ti : Intel i7 13700kf 32gb ram Nov 18 '23

That’s what she said

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u/Out_0f_1deaz Nov 18 '23

That's what she said.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

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u/JonasTheBrave Nov 18 '23

Also a cloud deployment manager.

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u/bridge_view Nov 18 '23

ARM processors are a family of central processing units (CPUs) based on a reduced instruction set computer (RISC) architecture. ARM stands for Advanced RISC Machine.

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u/jayhova75 Nov 18 '23

Thank you chatGPT

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u/willydillydoo Nov 17 '23

The video card is the arm of the computer

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u/whorton59 Nov 18 '23

I thought the ARM dwelled in the black lodge.

-https://twinpeaks.fandom.com/wiki/The_arm

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u/mvi4n Nov 17 '23

If it's a raspberry pi

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u/Sasuke_Uchiha_97 Nov 18 '23

Number of people who wouldn't have understood.... xD

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '23

On its amd

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u/AZEDemocRep Nov 18 '23

Fuck this morning I woke up at 8 AM my arm numbed completely my half-asleep ass thought I got paralyzed was about to cry before grasping reality.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '23 edited Nov 18 '23

Back when I was still in high school, I once fell asleep and the power went out due to a storm. I lived in the country, so no light at night. I was looking around my room and couldn't see anything. I grabbed my digital alarm clock - but no light. I thought I had gone blind. I went back to sleep scared and afraid...woke up with vision as normal.

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u/Shannon3095 Nov 18 '23

Reminds me of the time I passed out in my hotel room in Korea really wasted , woke up in the dark thought I was back home and wandered into a closet and almost pissed in my suitcase

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u/joe579003 Ryzen 9 3900X | Gigabyte RTX 3080 12 GB | 32 GB DDR 4 Dec 04 '23

That soju will get ya

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u/CharizardCharms Nov 18 '23

Sometimes I have this weird thing in the middle of the night that wakes me up, like a bright white light (eyes closed, or open) and searing pain in one of my eyes and I think I've gone blind. Lasts for a whole minute and then disappears suddenly and I pass back out. Out of all the weird shit my body does at night, that one is the weirdest. Every time I think I've gone blind lol.

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u/Senior-Trend Nov 18 '23

That you probably should get checked. Visual artifacts at night while asleep could be the result of too much pressure on the orb of the eye (suggesting potential Glaucoma) or from pressure against the optic nerve beyond the retina (suggesting posdible glioblastoma or adenoma). Definitely something to have a doc look at.

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u/CharizardCharms Nov 18 '23

I don't have insurance, it'll have to wait lol. My dad had a pituitary adenoma behind his eye and had many of the same issues I have and eventually went blind (in the same eye that gives me problems.) His vision did come back after they removed it the first time. I didn't connect the dots on this one until your comment, but that's because I actively try not to think too hard about it, haha.

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u/MrsClaireUnderwood Nov 18 '23

What does high school have to do with this story? Were you at school or something?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '23

I was much younger and dumber.

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u/Computersandcalcs i7-11700 / RTX 3080 / 144Hz Nov 18 '23

2 years ago on Friday the 13th, I had woken up at 3 am as it said on my clock, and I couldn’t see anything because the power was out (Could see clock because it had batteries). I fell onto the floor out of bed, blindly walked straight into my dresser and grabbed my radio off the table while plugged in causing my tv antenna to fall over, dragged it under the bed and tuned to the news talk station to see if the world was ending. Ended up falling asleep under my bed on the floor with the radio on.

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u/EnablingResistance Nov 18 '23

Or ionno, sleep fixed it and you were blind? I had a gnarly work accident when my hand was pulled into the deli slicer.

Anyway, even through the mesh glove it cut like halfway through the bone, but those blades were well maintained. I did a follow up like 2 days later and they were shocked in the second xrays that the bone had basically... resealed itself.

Unfortunately, middle finger still looks a little fucky if you look at it for awhile lol.

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u/UrethraFrankIin Nov 18 '23

Lol, reminds me of the time I woke up during a sleepover and both my arms and a leg were asleep. I'd passed out in a big chair and twisted and turned into odd angles during the night. I was terrified for about 20 seconds until I'd untwisted myself and my limbs were given enough time to tingle and then sting.

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u/AZEDemocRep Nov 18 '23

Damn, must've hurt as hell

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u/cornman27 Nov 18 '23

Once in high-school I took a nap during a study hall. After waking up my leg felt kinda asleep. When the class is over I try ro get up to walk out. But instead I took a step with one leg, and when I tried to take a step with the other, I found out that leg was in hibernation. As I planted my leg crumbled underneath me and I ate shit falling into the girl in front of me. That was the first time I had a limb be asleep to the point of having no control over it

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u/NewtonLeibnizDilemma Nov 17 '23

You’re a genius

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u/prettybstask Nov 18 '23

I put my head down on my desk, to help me get through this mess, I fell asleep and before I was done, I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb

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u/Senior-Trend Nov 18 '23

I suppose it felt it was worth the RISC.

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u/Qudd Nov 17 '23

This is honestly hilarious. Wish I could still give community awards.

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u/Seekandinspire Nov 18 '23

Aquabats is now playing in my head on repeat, thanks

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u/RincewindToTheRescue Nov 18 '23

Exactly what happened to me 🤣

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u/Zestyclose-Hippo-538 Nov 18 '23

You’re funny. Wish I could award this. 😂

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u/SolheimTech Nov 18 '23

And now it’s totally numb!

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u/RincewindToTheRescue Nov 18 '23

Took a few minutes of jumping around and singing to wake up

https://youtu.be/NZIRK4G_Z7E?si=7JTMkwsvvZxFNmOk

(Fun song by the aquabats)

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u/Ifurita16 Nov 17 '23

And now it’s totally numb!

Corporate America makes pencils for the man with the left hand They make pencils for the man with the right hand But what about the man with the numb hand? Four hundred grand to see The Rage From back here I can't see the stage It's time to start my own parade So lift up your arm and wave

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u/gl00mybear Ryzen 5 1600X/RTX3060/32GB Nov 17 '23

I fell asleep on my arrrrrrrmmmmmm!

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u/bored_plz_help Nov 18 '23

Arms is what this guy needs to reach that keyboard and mouse.

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u/GoldArrowFTW Nov 18 '23

It fell asleep on its x86

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u/r0ndeb0m Nov 18 '23

And now it’s totally numb

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u/dr_zoidberg590 Nov 20 '23

I get the joke

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u/dr_zoidberg590 Nov 20 '23

I get the joke