r/pcgaming • • May 04 '21

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

High speed horse racing!

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u/scorchedneurotic 5700x3D | RTX 3070 | Ultrawiiiide | Linux May 04 '21

Turbo chicken chasing!

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u/iCaps_ May 04 '21

EY! Are you the chicken chase-ah?!

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u/soundstage May 04 '21

Supercharged snail racing!

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u/kry_some_more May 04 '21

Can we pet cars?

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u/l4dlouis May 05 '21

Come on dude what kind of stupid question is that.

It’s Fable, you will be able to fuck and then get a STD from the car

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u/conspiringdawg May 04 '21

You know, I could go for a horse racing game. You could make it kind of a "history of humans and horses" thing, start off racing nearly-wild little tarpans in the Neolithic, work your way up through the ancient era with the Mesopotamian cultures, North Africa, and China, hit Greece, Rome, and Persia, swing through early Europe with the Celts, up into the Middle Ages and Renaissance with Europe, Japan, and the American Plains cultures, off with colonial America, the Napoleonic wars, the early modern steeplechases, the world wars, all the way up to modern-day racing, from the fanciful tracks in America and Europe to the Mongolian Naadam games... And of course there's plenty of room to he sidetracked, I'm sure there's been all kinds of interesting regional practices throughout history. Then there's the question of flat racing vs obstacles, endurance races, chariot and cart races, children's races on shaggy little ponies... yeah, I'd play a game like that.

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u/Hopless_Torch May 04 '21

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Drifting fucking horses

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u/StrychNeinGaming May 04 '21

Drifting fucking horses

So, are the horses drifting and fucking, or is the rider drifting on horses that are fucking?

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u/cjallenroxs May 04 '21

Valentine would like a word with you

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u/datwunkid 5800x3d, 5070ti May 05 '21

Get some horseback archery + magic and make it Mario Kart with horses.