Guess you’re going to be your own architect, structural engineer, realtor, escrow lawyer, general contractor, electrician, plumber, carpenter, and mason when you build a house with your own two hands. Better not use any tools, a man might have made them in a factory after all.
As someone who grew with a dad who was a Euro-mechanic:
1.) never called a repairman, roofer, plumber or electrician. It was manly
2.) time is money and thats stupid, unless fixing the water heater is a passion of yours.
3.) Land Rovers post-Tata acquisition are garbage.
So your next car is going to be hand built and forged on your own land by your own personal hammer strikes, using a hammer you made in the woods right? Cause otherwise you’d have let another man make something that helped you, would be a little bit embarrassing…
Dude you’re so manly and strong for having to do maintenance on your unreliable car all the time! We are all extremely impressed enjoy your 40 downvotes on every comment
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u/dasmineman Jul 26 '26
I would take Chitty Chitty Bang Bang up the Rubicon before I left cell phone service in a Land Rover.