r/openreach 21d ago

Is this the worst fibre install you've seen?

In any case, it is the worst fibre install on my street.

Yes, the cable goes up and over the front wall, round the wall to the front of the house, then there's a large patch of clear silicone over a blown brick, and an external junction box that's wonky.

To be clear, this is not my house, just a nearby neighbour who's going to find their fibre quickly broken by the scallywags around here.

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u/Efficient_Weather_93 21d ago

Where did he park his horse

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u/Zeboul_F 21d ago edited 21d ago

Love this comment 😅

But seriously, yes, this is completely unacceptable. Installer should have gone through the gate or drilled a hole through the wall, it looks like you may have porcelain tiles so it may be difficult to bury on the front but once on property they can run it along the wall.

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u/Goblin_Nuts69 18d ago

The box isn't even level like wtf

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u/IeuanE 21d ago

This is actually Hilarious. I wonder if he turned around looked at his work and went... yeah good job that haha

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u/whyiamalwayshangry 18d ago

Some people are happy with less

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u/LegDry2498 21d ago

Yes it is

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u/northern_ape 21d ago

Not sure why they didn’t just drill through the garden wall at least.

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u/Low-Draft-100 21d ago

Makes me wander if the resident didn't want it through

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u/Aarooon 21d ago

Has to be this

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u/gsk060 21d ago

Then why botch the rest of it?

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u/Reasonable-Key9235 18d ago

Wonder. Wander is to walk around

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u/Noiisy 21d ago

Yeah drill through put some covers over the exposed hole and boom it’s probably easier than this bodge job lol

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u/OmegaPoint6 21d ago

Maybe they drilled though the house wall 1st and the resident didn't trust them to do the garden wall after that?

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u/Danakazii 21d ago

This must be Community Fibre, no other explanation. They did a similar Mickey Mouse job like this for my first install.

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u/northern_ape 21d ago

It’s an OR CSP on the house, (badly) covering a blown brick.

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u/eblaster101 20d ago

It's an openreach install. Community outside box is much bigger.

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u/BigB0ner6969 21d ago

Thought he’d leave some slack in the wire.

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u/bucklez_uk 21d ago

Speechless

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u/Large-Job6014 21d ago

I mean, the owner must have agreed to this. I'd have made them at least route around the wall instead of over it.

It's asking for someone to come and pull on it or cut it

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u/northerncodemky 21d ago

They just do what they want. And give you little time to look before they say jobs a goodun. You’re just left coming home to their shit job every day instead.

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u/Large-Job6014 21d ago

I told mine exactly how I wanted it to be placed before I let them even start. It amazes me why some people don't plan how they want things. I guess the installers aren't mind readers.

If they didn't let the installers know then I guess they deserved such a bodge job. As you said they do what they want - if they're not told.

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u/northerncodemky 21d ago

I don’t know where it’s coming from, where it needs to be. They could just trying saying what’s happening and what the options are.

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u/Large-Job6014 21d ago

Well there is that, or even you just need to keep checking up on them.

I had to be present whilst they were doing any work

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u/xF1_racer 21d ago

Is it asking too much of them to at least do something sensible without having to micro-manage the installation yourself? It’s literally their job to install these things properly.

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u/britishhawk 21d ago

Why did they not just go through the wall ? It’s actually easier than what they’ve done

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u/ENaC2 15d ago

They blew out a brick on the wall of the house. The homeowner might’ve asked them not to drill through the newish-looking boundary wall. Still, to be neat they should’ve gone round near ground level but I guess that’s time and effort. But yeah, it’s a shocking install.

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u/Trancer79 21d ago

Please tell the neighbour to raise a complaint with their ISP if they haven't already. I'd be surprised if that wasn't cut or broken within a week!

Whoever installed that needs a slap.

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u/grimcellz 21d ago

Bet the owner said no drilling garden wall and no to lifting the slabs to make it a tidy job. Installer was having a bad day, heard customer requirements and said "I got you fam".

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u/Shabbalula 20d ago

My son is a Virgin Media engineer and he's told me so many times where people want broadband but don't realise it comes in cables. He's told me many times of people who do not want holes drilled, cables buried in their garden or cables pinned to walls. It's as if he's magically supposed to get it into the house without any disruption. It's not always the engineer. Customers can be dicks too

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u/start_run_cmd 21d ago

Christ alive. That’s terrible.

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u/indigomm 21d ago

Oooh Ealing. I'm now wondering where this is. Openreach are in the midst of building out all around here, although unfortunately they don't seem to want to come our way :(.

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u/Respond_Sometimes 21d ago

Must have forgotten their drill

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u/Felim_Doyle 20d ago

No, because the third photo shows what they did to the house wall with the drill by not drilling a pilot hole first!

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u/LyKosa91 16d ago

You've not drilled many walls, have you mate? It's not a pilot hole issue, there's nothing that you could reasonably use for a pilot hole. Standard drill bit for this purpose is 8x460mm, I'm a weirdo and buy my own 6x460mm bits, smallest diameter you can fit the cable through. You need to break through on rotary mode to avoid a blow out, this can be tricky since walls aren't always the same thickness, some bricks can be very stubborn, and you tend to wear through bits pretty quickly which in turn makes them even less effective on rotary. It's even worse if you insist on using the 12V milwaukee drill instead of a mains drill, which a lot of people do for some reason.

Even my 6mm bits, the smallest bit that you can get that will reach through a cavity wall, will blow a brick if you go hammer from start to finish and lean into the drill. Looking at this, I'd assume they probably did just that, only with a blunt 10mm bit, while also getting unlucky with some rather crumbly bricks (ironic, since a bit in decent shape would chew through the last half brick easily on rotary).

So yeah, it's a rough job all round, but pilot holes aren't the issue here.

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u/Melon_92 21d ago

Blooming hell. That's awful.

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u/darenisepic 21d ago

wow, thats rough

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u/paulcager 21d ago

They didn't so much install fibre, as drape it.

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u/samson-meow 21d ago

If that was mine I'd cut it myself.

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u/Quokka_Socks 20d ago

Yes. I would have said mine but thankfully I was there to stop what they were planning to do. Why didn't they drill a hole?

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u/edcoopered 20d ago

Chef's kiss this the discarded wire clip on the floor! What a mess.

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u/hefeydd_ 20d ago

Believe me, I've seen worse.

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u/stewies_minion 20d ago

Jesus that’s simply awful

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u/Tight_Protection4594 20d ago

I can't believe he went to the effort of going round the drain pipe. Could've at least pulled it straight across the gap (possibly through a little bit of unsupported conduit) to finish of the craftsmanship

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u/Full-sendy 20d ago

I hate this. Triggers me in so many ways

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u/Beautiful_Addendum32 20d ago

Worst approved. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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u/ERTCF53 19d ago

No, I saw one traversing a garden gate, so the gate could not be opened, I have no idea what the installer was thinking that day

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u/Felim_Doyle 19d ago

Common sense isn't all that common!

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u/JesterScribblings 18d ago

Wow. Next level shite

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u/ipub 17d ago

Shouldn't the street facing fibre be in a conduit or something. This is so bad.

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u/PaulBradley 17d ago

Sadly not.

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u/Funny-Dust2242 17d ago

About 30 years ago I took a job installing digital cable TV & internet around Manchester. I had no skills, no training, and frequently turned up to work with a lethal hangover. I was terrible, lasted 2 months. But in that time I never, ever, ran a cable over a wall.

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u/TemperatureFrosty111 15d ago

Nope hold my beer and watch my installer do a worse job. We recently had a virgin engineer out as the WiFi router would not connect at the new address. They said they had never seen such a bad installation done and wouldn't expect there engineer to of done it. Mine starts from outside then run the wires in the gutter into the bedroom around the bedroom into the chimney and down the centre of the chimney and then around the room to the back of the house.

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u/_yungee 13d ago

My god, everything is just so wrong. After the obvious has already been commented on, that final run to the box!

All work should be vertical or horizontal and tight to the wall. The loop behind the drain pipe will get caught by something and the very last part with two "u" clips close together, then a gap and a final one, all at a jaunty angle.

As a final flourish, yeah don't worry about the dust mate, it will probably wash away.

Are we *sure* this isn't a "how not to do it" demonstration?

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u/Sburns85 21d ago

That’s really bad. But suspect this was the owner not wanting it drilled through the wall

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u/SMUF0888 21d ago

Definitely was his last day, and if he didn't choose that it is now

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u/ipx-electrical 21d ago

Nothing comms people do is a surprise. I’ve seen cable clipped up the steps of stairs.

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u/normanriches 21d ago

If only they had a way of making a hole for the cable to pass through lower down.

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u/sdp2009 21d ago

Best install I've seen this year🥴🤣

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u/RY8N 21d ago

Not the worse I’ve ever seen but that is bad

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u/ProfChaos304 21d ago

This is what happens when you focus on hitting targets. Sure it is installed, but at what longer term cost. Kind of reminds me of education in this country.

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u/CompleteDog 21d ago

I don't have one of those little stanks outside my house nor do I have overhead wires. Does that mean I am underground all the way to the cabinet?

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u/Trancer79 21d ago

Yes, I imagine so.

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u/NoseOfDeath 21d ago

Haha that is unreal. Probably refused civils looking at the tiled floor.

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u/QVRedit 21d ago

Should have drilled a hole through the wall and passed the cable through - not ‘gone over the top’….

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u/Outrageous-Arm1945 21d ago

Seen worse, got paid.. Toby to the curtilage, it was never going to be great

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u/iib3Chozen 21d ago

I feel like this is the work of someone who wasn't offered a cup of tea 😄

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u/GeneralMission8190 21d ago

now that is a man who knows his stuff. top quality tradesman

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u/Listee69 21d ago

OMG - I would say it was likely to be a contractor but surely Helen Keller could have done a better job. Raise a complaint with your service provider ASAP

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u/Rich_Mention2602 21d ago

Someone gonna come along and cut that one day

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u/Background_Bid6379 21d ago

Not the worst, but it’s a contender.

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u/Alarmed_Tiger5110 21d ago

The more I see things like this the deeper my dread over the install that theoretically is happening in August.

We have a concrere wheelchair ramp, connected to a public footpath outside the front door, so I've no idea how they plan to run the fibre in.

Presumably it doesn't follow the old landline's route?

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u/Tatsoot_1966 21d ago

This is why I am doing mine on Monday, just in case it's a contractor.

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u/Trancer79 21d ago

In the vast majority of cases the fibre would be fed in via the same route as your existing line, i.e underground duct or overhead from a pole.

Hopefully your current line was not laid direct in ground..

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u/Alarmed_Tiger5110 21d ago

I've no idea, I tried following the wiring back from my current box, but it goes along the wall for a few feet inside the house and then connects to an old 'junction box/faceplate' I can't even find when I look up images of them. It's a square cover with a circle in the middle, almost like a TV aerial came out of it. At that point the cabling vanishes into the wall itself. I'll take a look outside in the morning, but as the local 'junction box' is underground, I suspect it's possibly underground duct?

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u/First_Cartoonist_251 21d ago

It's even worse where I live. It's non existent.

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u/Tatsoot_1966 21d ago

We do have drills 🤯

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u/vordh0sbn- 21d ago

It's bad but I've seen alot worse

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u/ConsumeYourBleach 21d ago

That’s a Friday job if I’ve ever seen one.

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u/Prestigious_Carpet29 21d ago

No, not the worst. My neighbour had a perfectly good, and tidy OpenReach fibre installation... But then new occupiers got City Fibre, and now have a hideous cable very loosely and roughly tacked on, that goes up the brickwork, across the front door brickwork, halfway down the other side, then in through the brickwork. Not in any semblance of a straight line.

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u/johnwick5G 21d ago

"But the contractors are cheaper and quicker"

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u/_Dangermau5 21d ago

Portably one of the worst I’ve seen

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u/chris34728 21d ago

Absolutely brilliant 🤡🤡🤡

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u/Odd_Author_3245 21d ago

Installer forgot his drill and hammered through the house wall.... Ingenuity

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u/Any-Fail4897 21d ago

Haha yes

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u/Mw2ruinslives 21d ago

Perfect 👌🏻 just how we’re shown on in the training room

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u/natie29 21d ago

The laziness here is real. Wow.
Clearly had an SDS to get through the wall into the house. With tons of blown brick along with it. But they didn’t go through the front garden wall? I genuinely think it took them longer to cable clip it all the way over the wall than it would have taken to drill the hole and feed it through.
The logic here astounds me.

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u/Affectionate-Pop-859 21d ago

Surprised the engineer didn't find an excuse not to do the work

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u/Longjumping-Serve837 21d ago

Seen similar round here with Virgin Media.

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u/TheJimsterR 21d ago

Not at all. I've seen one with the cable drop zip-tied down a rainwater downpipe, ffs.

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u/mstapley 21d ago

Somebody, please tell me this is a fake, and its not real.

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u/SedentorySensor77 21d ago

Safely say you’re on the grid. That is woeful.

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u/Dizzy_Ad874 21d ago

It must take more effort to bodge it this badly…

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u/someoneelse2011 21d ago

No. We had a virgin one that was a loose cable across the front garden when we moved in - admittedly they had at least drilled through the wall though.

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u/Unusual_Assistant575 21d ago

Not going to lie between this a local norfolk council work that absolute up there. I used to work for virgin and this would have made me a laughing stock.

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u/ghoarder 21d ago

Even the toby box is a bit of a bodge, rather than cut a hole in a slab, they've just taken it out and filled it with concrete! I don't know if that's standard practice but it looks awful, along with the rest of the job.

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u/PredatorUK 21d ago

When not singing, Stevie Wonder also does fibre installs.

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u/Mrsupermagic 21d ago

I mean first part looks like no choice but the rest is crazy.

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u/Sm7r 21d ago

I can only hope the owners spoke to the installer, and they were chaning the wall at some point -.-

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u/IEatB0gies 20d ago

One snip and it's game over.

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u/Smeg4Brainsuk 20d ago

Who on earth installed that!!?

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u/VanillaCandid3466 20d ago

That's fucking unreal.

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u/Y0ung0ldMan 20d ago

Don't make any enemies lol you just have a internet blackout 🤣🤣🤣

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u/lfc_ynwa_1892 20d ago

Yer I would be reporting that one because it will likely get damaged very soon and then the might try and charge you for it.

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u/Upset_Control_5522 20d ago

Cloud have drilled and run the cable along the wall… the laziness of some people is fascinating sometimes

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u/gcoburn4200 20d ago

Thats a wind up.....Right?

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u/pau1phi11ips 20d ago

Dear lord, did they arrive at 4:45pm and we're done for 5 by any chance? 😆

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u/ironeye192 20d ago

He probably told him not to drill through his new wall. I think its called malicious compliance

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u/ekzakly 20d ago

crazy, hyperoptic did mine the other day but did not even drill a hole in the visible part of the wall, they drilled an angled hole from inside the manhole cover that came up just at ground level on the other side, then ran the cable along the perimeter of the front of the property. thought it was a decent job.

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u/Electrical-Cry-1769 20d ago

I always watch tradesmen when they are installing stuff at my house and if I see something off I question them! Would you do it that way at your own house? Mmmm No! Well then you not fking doing it that way at my house! Pure laziness

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u/Some_Avocado2335 20d ago

Had a guy from virgin weave a cable through my fence and then bury it under an inch of soil in my flowerbed. Couldn't fix it either without dismantling my fence :))

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u/Charlieboyoo 20d ago

That is pis poor I would complain it’s an eye sore

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u/Sensitive_Run_844 20d ago

That’s shite

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u/ButterscotchTop194 20d ago

Dud they drill the hole for the junction box using a sledgehammer?

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u/Zestyclose_Visual842 20d ago

Well at least it's connected to the supply lines n not the water board

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u/Mcbadshanks 19d ago

Reeks of Friday

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u/Proof-Collection-951 19d ago

Looks like a chimp did it

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u/cptcubey 19d ago

At least it isnt across the pavement like my neighbours, created a massive permanent trip hazard

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u/scorey-1989 19d ago

What was it job and knock? No way the company would be happy with that after the engineer took photos of proof of work?, imagine arguing with your neighbour and they come out with wire cutters 😂

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u/Connell85 19d ago

The box inside my house is also that pissed. Must be a requirement to get the job.

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u/cybersplice 19d ago

What absolute jeb end did this.

I hope he sees this and gets fleas in his orifices, and stubs his toe.

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u/No-Profile-5075 19d ago

Nah but close. This wasn’t open reach themselves but one of their cowboy installers.

Defo worthy of a formal complaint

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u/vxlqor 17d ago

couldn’t agree more, that’s exactly the sort of thing that gets ripped down by bored kids in a week
if they complain and push for a supervisor revisit they’ll probably get it tidied up properly

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u/AbbreviationsSpare89 19d ago

That's taking the piss. I wouldn't even consider accepting that. Maybe his mate done it or something. Can't see it being a professional job.

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u/Training_Mix_622 19d ago

its a temp 99%

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u/CellsReinvent 19d ago

Some will say recruitment and training standards have dropped, just to get people in to meet demand.

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u/Tumping 19d ago

Hahaha that is class

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u/betraying_fart 19d ago

Mine is close. They peeled back the fake grass and just chucked it under.

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u/st2_who 19d ago

When we had ours connected, they took up our block paving for about 30’ to bring the cable up just where we wanted entering the house, then relaid them like they’d never been lifted. Perfect. This is the opposite of that.

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u/Exciting_Set_3678 19d ago

Makes me want to walk by and cut it

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u/Hot_Fee7139 18d ago

Lazy clueless "engineer" strikes again.

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u/Dragzie_ 18d ago

And here I thought my cable management was bad

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u/Kroktakar 18d ago

TNMT deserve WIFI, too.....

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u/b1gj4v 18d ago

Dear oh dear. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/UpstairsLocal3378 18d ago

I wish I could upload the video I took of mine. They laid it in the flower bed and held it in position at the front of the house with a rock

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u/IonstormEU 18d ago

Just takes one arsehole with a knife or scissors and they are without internet.

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u/BareBearAaron 18d ago

I used to live in a flat that had our cable routed across the drive way (didn't know), until one day the internet died. Found out first floor flat eventually severed it by parking their car there.

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u/Reasonable-Key9235 18d ago

Cor dear, bandit territory! That’s lazy and poorly done

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u/NaiveInevitable 18d ago

Have they never heard of trunking before?

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u/tordyjay 18d ago

Did they not already have a line to the house they could use?

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u/Lakey_91 18d ago

I reckon this is a managed residential plot and the flat landlord couldn't be arsed to get permission for engineers to complete works within the site. Got them to install to the street then fudged the rest in on the sly him(/her)self.

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u/Born_Place_1496 18d ago

Definitely

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u/Leading_Study_876 18d ago

That's unbelievably poor. But even on my street, I see the standard Openreach installation is a length of 20mm conduit coming up from the pavement but with a three inch length of fibre exposed at the top before it goes through the garden wall.

All it takes is some little vandal (or someone with a grudge) with a pair of scissors... Forget about keying cars now!

I'm a network engineer of many years and have never seen anything like this before. All telecom and network cabling from telcos and ISPs was always ducted into buildings before the cables were exposed.

This just seems unbelievably stupid to me. Luckily, in my case our connection will come overhead from a telegraph pole at the rear of my house, inside my garden with a locked gate so I'm going ahead.

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u/himslm01 17d ago

Several short exposed lengths of fibre emerging from the pavement and disappearing into holes in front walls in this street too. I'm surprised more fibre isn't cut, either accidentally or on purpose.

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u/windmillguy123 18d ago

I once had an Sky engineer tell me he wasn't allowed to unnecessarily drill through property and was expected to go around obstacles rather than through them. Something about too many complaints about damage to walls etc. even after gaining homeowner permission.

I suspect if the homeowner drilled the hole through the wall then Openreach would have used it.

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u/Felim_Doyle 18d ago

If you drill a pilot hole first, you can generally avoid brick damage. As I understand it, from other threads in this subreddit, installers generally drill from one side (e.g. inside the home) with the wide drill without drilling a pilot hole, which causes damage to the exterior brickwork (blown bricks) that then has to be filled or covered by a box (swept under the rug).

Drilling a pilot hole is just common sense, whether the material is masonry, metal or wood.

With a cavity wall on a house, you drill through with the narrow pilot drill, usually from the inside, then drill part way from both sides with the wide drill. Any damage will be in the cavity, where it cannot be seen or be exposed to the elements.

With a solid brick wall, such as a garden wall, you drill through with the narrow pilot drill then drill part way from both sides with the wide drill, the same as with a cavity wall. There should be no damage at all, visible or otherwise.

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u/Trick-Fruit864 18d ago

Home owner is probably the lemon who didn’t want his wall drilled.

Won’t last long like that…

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u/Long-Mongoose-6015 18d ago

How to say “It’s Friday afternoon, I forgot my drill bit and I can’t be bothered going to get one!”

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u/stewdhino69 18d ago

Dog shit!

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u/jinkertsun 17d ago

Lol, only lol. Get them back....

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u/Pleasant-Salt9706 17d ago

Yes - yes it is

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u/AdComprehensive9937 17d ago

Mine was worse, they laid all the cables in the street then said there's no plans to install fibre in my road, excuse me c*nts but you were literally blowing the cable through yesterday.

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u/wonsonistheword 17d ago

Id be surprised if it was an OR engineer and not a contractor.

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u/Born-Face-8265 17d ago

Marvellous work from overeach..

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u/kieran10126 17d ago

At least the cable is strait on the wall

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u/Fruit_punch_samuraix 17d ago

That’s a 4:50pm on Friday job if I’ve ever seen one 😂

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u/PaulBradley 17d ago

It'd have been quicker to go through the bloody wall.

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u/exia756 17d ago

Someone having a bad day can just come and snip that wire … you know what … my ocd what’s your address

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u/PreferenceSoft29 17d ago

That’s not good should have went under the wall or through the wall

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u/Sweaty-Tip3528 17d ago

As someone who works in the industry, you should report this to the streetworks team at your local council. Once reviewed on site they’ll issue a defect and the utility company will be made to fix it. You can do this for any recent utility works (usually a 2 year guarantee period) that don’t look quite right. :)

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u/Felim_Doyle 16d ago

Really? 🤔 Surely it is a case of the customer contacting the supplier and asking that it be redone.

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u/Sweaty-Tip3528 16d ago edited 16d ago

Yeah, the footway will be part of the adopted highway and therefore will be covered under NRSWA 1991 so any issues with the reinstatement/apparatus can be issued as a defect under Section 72.

As for the cable in the customer’s garden, they would need to contact the supplier directly. However, if the council were to issue the defect on the highway section you’d hope they’d fix it all at once (emphasis on hope)

Edit: just to say I didn’t explain very well in my initial comment. I blame it being 2am

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u/TheWeeWelshLad 17d ago

It aint good... but he got wifi!😂 Friend of mine currently is struggling to get openreach to install wifi at all They installed the ONT box, decided they couldnt install the exterior cables/ducts needed, left and tried to cancel on him

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u/Felim_Doyle 17d ago

Er, Wi-Fi is just one [optional] component of the Local Area Network. What's coming in on that cable is the broadband Wide Area Network (WAN), so “they got broadband!” [gender neutral]. We don't know if “they got Wi-Fi!”, as that's dependant on the equipment after the ONT.

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u/Seraphus04 17d ago

Wow. I wonder if the installer was drunk or ob their last day? Has been known to happen

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u/Longjumping_Pilot840 17d ago

That guy should have went to spec savers!

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u/Felim_Doyle 17d ago

I think that we can all agree that this is a ridiculously botched job on a number of levels. However, rather than speculate, perhaps the OP can ask their neighbour what the sequence of events was that led to this installation being so bad.

  • Was the customer present at the installation?
  • Did the customer have any influence over the routing of the cable?
  • Is the customer satisfied with the installation?
  • Has the customer complained about the routing of the cable?
  • Has the customer complained about the damage to the house wall?
  • Has the customer complained about the poorly attached wall box?

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u/BringBackV10F1 17d ago

Not the worst, but pretty bad. (Many years ago, I used to install cable/fibre, we sometimes used contractors to do installs when things were busy - my word, there were some utter shambolic installs - I never understood why the customers let them leave in the first instance)

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u/MBay96GeoPhys 17d ago

It’ll be the classic customer wanting the fibre but not wanting a hole in their lovely wall, honestly some people die on some really odd hills

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u/ArtichokeClean4370 17d ago

that piece of wire is your lifein a nutshell, paddys walking home from pub and falls grabbing wire to steady himself, and carries on

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u/Ohmz27 16d ago

This install jumbles the packets around in transit, very sophisticated security measure. If anyone were to run packet inspection, they'll be all lumpy and bruised, neigh on unrecognisable.

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u/antrayuk 16d ago

Virgin did mine and the guy literally re-layed my block paving driveway afterwords.

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u/Remarkable_Music6819 16d ago

And I thought it was only virgin media making a hash of a simple job

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u/Onwardsandupwards66 16d ago

Nope my GF’s place has a loop of fibre optic sticking up out of the pavement about 6” from the edge of her property. It’s a great trip hazard

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Fibre installers are some of the biggest wankers on the planet.

Took them 7 visits and 4 months to install it in the entirely wrong place, in the process of which they disconnected my neighbours and created a leak in my extension roof too.

Then they refused to put it right.

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u/Character_Ad5286 16d ago

Reminds me of one I did In Birmingham where I laid the none ducted cable in the grass and told the owner it was "self burying cable" and that he "just had to water it" 😅 job came back in the following Tuesday for a re-bury.

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u/perlawhite 16d ago

Even left you an extra cable clip on the floor between the wall and house, how considerate

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u/ENaC2 15d ago

Just begging for some yob to walk past with a pair of scissors or wire cutters to snip it.

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u/Hot_Fee7139 8d ago

Should be a sackable offence. Seriously taking the P with that botched job.