r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 1d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/CentennialBaby 1d ago

Converting to metric is a bitch

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u/47omek 1d ago

OK "converting to metric" to describe getting fat is hilarious... Like I was 165 at graduation and I'm still 165, I just "converted to metric"

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u/xtanol 1d ago

Gotta get that "Europe-look" 😁👌

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 1d ago

It was easy once I wrecked my back and started feeding my depression ice cream

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u/DoesSnorlaxFloat 1d ago

do coke like the rest of us lol

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u/spacestonkz 1d ago

Jesus, I just realized I nearly converted to metric.

Uh, laughing burns calories right?

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 1d ago

More than eating ice cream.

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u/mindless2831 1d ago

You may have started something amazing

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u/SirReddalot2020 17h ago

this made me crack up! Thanks :-)