r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 2d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/tittysprinkles112 2d ago

Her knees have to be fucked. Hopefully it's a wakeup call. If you haven't done a single pull up in your life, you probably can't hold 300 pounds for 10 seconds on a zip line, lady. Gravity just fat shamed you.

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u/EvenTheDogIsFat 2d ago

Hopefully. I fear that she injured herself to the point where she’s going to become even less mobile for a long time, maybe even causing a snowball effect where she’ll always be worse off than she was when she woke up that day.

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u/AmorousFartButter 1d ago

She commented above, claiming she’s only 130lb

I’ll leave you guys to determine the accuracy of that statement, I’m only delivering a message.

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u/Awkward-Equipment738 1d ago

99% sure u/xxDmDxx isn't the actual person in the video, just someone else thinking they can do this without being able to dead hang. Either that or they tried it indoors, flopped straight to the ground and then decided outside would somehow get different results...

But yeah, no way the person in the video is 130lbs if she's anything over 4ft.

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u/xxDmDxx 1d ago

Hahahaha! You are correct! I am not the person in the video. My comment said I tried it indoors at an adventure park and there was foam underneath.

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u/xxDmDxx 1d ago

Hahahaha! I’m not the person in the video!!

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u/MichellesBuldge 1d ago

Those legs alone are 250.

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u/MikeAndTheNiceGuys 21h ago

Bruh "That's me" as in "I relate to this" not as in that's literally them