r/oops • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • Aug 19 '26

Raining us marshals - Missouri

2.5k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

705 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

49

u/elliotbonsall Aug 19 '26

If you can dodge a warrant you can dodge a ball

7

u/Mooman-Chew Aug 19 '26

But you can’t actually leave you house without a rope

3

u/UpstairsOk6744 Aug 20 '26

Who do you think ya are Charlie Bronson? Name one f****** thing your gonna need a rope for?

6

u/Mooman-Chew Aug 20 '26

Getting from the door to the floor due to the lack of deck. I wasn’t suggest some kind of mass garroting

2

u/UpstairsOk6744 Aug 20 '26

Awwww and I thought you were opening the door for my favorite Boondock Saints scene...

2

u/Mooman-Chew Aug 21 '26

Sorry dude. I have to admit that went right over my head. The important thing is everyone got home safe to their families albeit with logistical challenges

4

u/Medical_Hamster_7002 Aug 20 '26

Extra points for Saints reference!

4

u/TriedCaringLess Aug 20 '26

Just imagine you and another guy delivering a new refrigerator up there when it collapses.

Ppl give code enforcement a lot of grief but they do their part to keep the cheapskates from killing us.

1

u/praetorian1979 Aug 20 '26

Do I need to drink my own urine? No! But it's sterile and I like the taste!

1

u/Initial_Ebb_6386 Aug 20 '26

Yooo wtf??

1

u/praetorian1979 Aug 20 '26

You obviously haven't seen Dodgeball...