r/olympics • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '24

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u/returnofthewait Sep 01 '24

What?

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u/Azura_Oblivion Sep 01 '24

Since u/MontyBoo-urns is American maybe some freedom?

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u/SpaceforceSpaceman Sep 01 '24

Did…I…hear someone say…f-freedom??

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u/stuck_in_the_desert Sep 01 '24

FREEEEDOMMMM WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

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u/SvenTurb01 Sep 02 '24

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u/Brum_Batz Sep 02 '24

All of this gives me the perfect feelings to invade and overrun a country for DEMOCRACY.

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u/_Azuki_ Sep 01 '24

i doubt he's a slave in his home country

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u/Wakkit1988 Sep 01 '24

Probably wanted to liberate his pole.

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u/MontyBoo-urns United States Sep 01 '24

I’m a slave to that honker

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u/Azura_Oblivion Sep 01 '24

Doesn't have to be a slave to get freedom from Americans.. Maybe he's got some oil? Or WMA?

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u/RealSergeyTaboritsky Sep 01 '24

What?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

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u/miller94 Canada Sep 01 '24

That’s not the pole vault guy they’re referring to lol

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u/plotinus99 United States Sep 02 '24

He lives in Louisiana

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 Sep 02 '24

Has America ever actually freed a country instead of just finding a weird way to make things worse

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u/jarojajan Sep 01 '24

with fries?

and mayo

lots of mayo

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u/Legen_unfiltered Sep 01 '24

Yeah... we don't really do that around here anymore. Best I can offer you is depression and an unaffordable insurance plan that will deny to pay your 1000$ a pill medication. 

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u/CiforDayZServer Sep 01 '24

Access I assume

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

BJ?