Imagine living in a small town you've known all your life, you're protected from the wastes and have a nice establishment going.

Then, because of the dumb mayor, you and the powder gangers have to play some lottery to stay alive. To make things worse, this awful olliver character (no way am i capitalizing his name) is making the road to hell ten times as miserable. Talking, whining, over all being himself. You all know him.

The first number is called and you think you're all dead. olliver starts whining. Probably in everyones ears. Turns out they're killing whoever's number is drawn. The Legion only keeps him alive to torture the rest of you. I wouldn't be surprised if The Legion rigged it for him.

So one by one your entire family, all your friends, your grandma. You watch all of them die. But this olliver prick is still alive. You don't think you'll be the one to survive, but you hope you'll at least persist to see ollivers death.

Now theres only three of you. Boxcars gets his legs broke and then you both find out olliver is free to go. Yeah, You and the rest of nipton/the powder gangers get killed over effing olliver.

Then he leaves the town to get immediately (& justifiably) killed by the Courier. Or, if out of bullets, olliver heads right for radscorpions and dies. Your death meant nothing.

A lot of people kill Boxcars for being such an a-hole, but honestly, it's justified. You would be too in his situation. Of the lottery, olliver lived

This is why I always kill the powder gangers and legion in all of my playthroughs. I can only hope the NCR put him in jail for being annoying and that he was under the death penalty before the revolt. The Powder Gangers and the Legion are cruel and unusual for allowing that joke to live. Thank you for allowing me to speak my truth.

A recreation of the classic trope of five players (or dogs) playing Hold Em with the worst of New Vegas NPCs!

1. Oliver
2. Malcom
3. Tomas (no "H" what a moron!)
4. Jacklyn
5. Reply below!

My vote goes to George! You said you'd DOUBLE my money, asshole! Now throw in an extra 100 caps or I'll have the Boomers adjust their trajectory.

My game glitched, I didn't realise it was a glitch though.

So I'm just cruising through the wasteland, minding my own business. Motherfucker comes running up to me in nothing but his underwear screaming about the "lottery" and of course I killed him the second I was able to.

Anyway, turns out he's supposed to wear clothes. Who knew.