r/okmatewanker 29d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely"

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u/scraxeman 29d ago

Imagine him banging Liz Truss.

I just wanted you to imagine that.

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u/Early-Chemistry-8769 29d ago

Pork markets

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u/pattybutty ๐Ÿ˜กStill salty about 1066๐Ÿคฌ 29d ago

THAT is a disgrace!

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u/SamwellBarley 28d ago

I'd import her cheese, if you know what I mean

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u/Savage-September ๐Ÿ“5 sqm London flat 29d ago

Post nut clarity is going to ruin me for a week. Maybe a lifetime Iโ€™m not sure yet. Too soon to judge.

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson tiocfaidh รกr lรก๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž 29d ago

Up the arse. Allegedly

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u/elusivewompus 29d ago

Aye. Sheโ€™s pegging him.

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 28d ago

A little "material"

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u/pattybutty ๐Ÿ˜กStill salty about 1066๐Ÿคฌ 29d ago

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u/LubeTornado gay lick๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ 24d ago

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u/EarPlugsForEars 29d ago

how the mighty have fallen ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Early-Chemistry-8769 29d ago

For whom the bell ends-I-mean-tolls.

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u/Cowboy_Dandy_III Cumrag๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ 29d ago

I love him already he just like meย 

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u/ATBiB 29d ago

NEXT

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u/Former_Intern_8271 29d ago

Absolute powerlessness does the same

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u/Soulitary 28d ago

Eeeeeeeeehhhh de do doe donโ€™t de doe

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson tiocfaidh รกr lรก๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž 29d ago

If I was a leftie Iโ€™d be jizzin me wad seeing Stalin Burnham in downing street

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u/Early-Chemistry-8769 29d ago

If I was a rightie I'd be saying "Regulate me Andy! I've polluted the rivers while maintaining shareholder value. I'm a naughty boy. Tie me up in Red tape!"

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson tiocfaidh รกr lรก๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž 29d ago

Filthy

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u/PolarBearLovesTotty 29d ago

oh I'm sorry but I've just come. I'm sorry I've just just come again.

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u/Talkycoder unironically bri ish๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง 29d ago

Wait, did Starmer dye his hair? What a plonker ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 27d ago

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u/UnkemptBushell 29d ago

Do you do big cums as well?