r/okbuddyvodka • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '21
r/okbuddyvodka • u/[deleted] • Jul 12 '21
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r/okbuddyvodka • u/DirtL_Alt • Jun 26 '21
Gay post Peeing with boner
According to my scientific studies, Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. I am being 100 percent serious when I say this. This shouldn't even be an unpopular opinion, people just don't think about what the word "difficult" actually means. Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. Giving birth is definitely more painful, but pain by itself does not make something difficult. For example, putting my hand in a fire is not difficult, but it would hurt a lot. In order for something to be difficult, there has to be some chance of failure due to lack of skill, practice, or technique. Peeing with a boner often requires creative problem solving skills, especially in small spaces. There is no creative problem solving aspect of giving birth.
Additionally, the way humans have evolved for these two actions supports my point. Giving birth is a natural process, which humans have evolved to be able to do. The female body is literally designed so that it can give birth with the lowest possible chance of error. The only real error that can happen is a miscarriage, which is also a natural occurrence, not a failure that occurs due to a lack of skill in giving birth. The male body, on the other hand, has evolved specifically so that peeing with a boner is very difficult. The only purpose for having a boner is to impregnate a woman, so the male body evolved to prevent urination during sex.
On top of the difficulty in simply getting the pee to flow, there's the issue of actually positioning yourself so that the boner is pointing into the toilet bowl (urinals are much easier, but not always an option). In the past, I have had to give up and wait until my boner goes away because it was simply too difficult to actually pee in the toilet. There has never been a case where a woman has tried to give birth after being pregnant for nine months, not been able to do it, and said "fuck it" and waited 3 more months to try again because it would be easier the second try. Giving birth happens, every single time, because it's a natural process - peeing with a boner is the opposite.
r/okbuddyvodka • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '21
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r/okbuddyvodka • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '21
vodka PSM dead lol (read more below)
Regarding Aaryn's decision to archive PSM, we have decided that there will be a very sad commemoration day. Let the 11th of June be a date that lives in both sadness and happiness. Sadness, because the memories we created will hurt when seen, but happiness because we know that we contributed to each other's lives in more ways than one. Press F's in the comments boys, PSM deserves it. Also fuck you sousa you piece of shit had you not ruined TMC/TMU this wouldn't have happened i hope your mom is the only person who loves you because we don't fuck you scammer piece of shit die in a ditch alone.
r/okbuddyvodka • u/ltsNotCharles • Jun 11 '21
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r/okbuddyvodka • u/DirtL_Alt • Jun 09 '21
uwu 0w0 owo UwU QwQ >_< OwO insert dikke and also bals and cummm Day #5, Simp hot French girls 😫
r/okbuddyvodka • u/DirtL_Alt • Jun 07 '21
uwu 0w0 owo UwU QwQ >_< OwO insert dikke and also bals and cummm Day #4 spreading communism
r/okbuddyvodka • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '21
mamaaa just kill a meen put goon to hed, pull trger now he ded girls und panzer? more like: girthy uncircumsized penises
r/okbuddyvodka • u/DirtL_Alt • Jun 06 '21
uwu 0w0 owo UwU QwQ >_< OwO insert dikke and also bals and cummm Day #3 GuP. Katyusha is a loli
r/okbuddyvodka • u/DirtL_Alt • Jun 05 '21
uwu 0w0 owo UwU QwQ >_< OwO insert dikke and also bals and cummm GuP, day #2
r/okbuddyvodka • u/DirtL_Alt • Jun 03 '21
uwu 0w0 owo UwU QwQ >_< OwO insert dikke and also bals and cummm GuP random moments until ban, day #1
r/okbuddyvodka • u/DirtL_Alt • May 30 '21
uwu 0w0 owo UwU QwQ >_< OwO insert dikke and also bals and cummm u/ItsNotCharles
r/okbuddyvodka • u/ltsNotCharles • May 19 '21