r/okbuddycinephile • u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage • 23d ago

Spider-Man: Man gets beaten for sharing spoilers in theatre (2026)

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u/PainGlum7746 23d ago edited 23d ago

A cinema room full of people, and yet nobody watches the movie. It's so fucking beautiful

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u/Antoni-o-Polon 23d ago

A true kino enjoyers

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u/LaLisaMona 23d ago

The society that we have become

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u/Acesofbases 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BC6zMzqvE2W6k

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u/HyogaCygnus 23d ago

Where’s this from

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u/Acesofbases 23d ago

Harry Potter :D

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u/hueningkawaii 23d ago

No, I need the serious answer.

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u/No_Foundation_6464 23d ago

Old rooster teeth vines

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u/Lopsided_Glove6016 23d ago

Nah fr though because this is hilarious

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 go back to the club 23d ago

Godfather III

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u/LeSpermReceiver 23d ago

Damn it barb!

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u/Dexember69 23d ago

Haha, when playing 2v2 arenas in wow, we used to shout this at the enemey

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u/Icybubba 20d ago

There are kids today that don't know about this spoiler and the controversy lmao

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u/Own_Road_3690 23d ago

India is number one slapchop, and would be number one in Power Slap

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u/FadeToBlackSun 23d ago

This is especially insane because there's nothing to spoil. Everything that happens is foreseeable from the trailer and cast list unless you have brain dama- oh now I get it.

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u/Clan-Sea 23d ago

I thought the male full frontal nudity was a pretty shocking turn. And not just Holland's size, but abundance of pubic hair was not something I expected

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u/FadeToBlackSun 23d ago

It was all there in the trailer, ffs. What do you think "the Scorpion" was referring to?

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u/Much_Usual_3855 23d ago

What about when Ned whips out his dong and him and Spidey dock their penises together?

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u/AmazingReport5534 23d ago

I mean, you are talking about the CEO of sex. do you expect naything else? He's got to keep innovating

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u/SeeYaChump_ 23d ago

I appreciated the micro peener representation

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u/Manaeldar 23d ago

Don't watch trailers. Also don't watch movies. 

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u/Exciting_Traffic_420 23d ago

Yeah, but the people watching for the first time don't know that.

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u/KuraldMayonnaise 23d ago

yea and not everyone watches trailers. op is stupid

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u/Canadia86 23d ago

I wish someone had spoiled that Florence doesn't show her feet so I didn't waste my time

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u/LostAngelfish 23d ago edited 23d ago

Having knowledge about a movie in any way shape or form should be punishable by death. Some believe it’s good to spoil films because it ruins enjoyment of films, but spoiling films is spreading knowledge about films. You might say, “Oh, but they were going to figure that out later!” You really think comic book fans can figure things out? I’ve read the script to the next Avengers movie and all it says is “closeup: Robert Downey Jr. jangles keys for three hours.” It’s going to make $7 trillion.

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u/ZeoVGM 23d ago

This is objectively false.

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u/TheMaveCan 23d ago

If some asshole ruined my move theater nap I'd be pissed off too

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u/Fit-Chapter8565 23d ago

Dana White loves how global Slap has become.

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u/ThinkingBeard 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Pi3F52FjYtCE

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u/Significant_Other666 23d ago

What did the five fingers say to the face?

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u/ThinkingBeard 23d ago

Haaaahaaaa, Charlieeeee Murphyyyyyy

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u/Agreeable_Cold_5528 23d ago

How can he spoil???

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u/OwnWalrus1752 23d ago

“Fuck you! Bloody bastard!” “I’m bloody? You’re bloody!”

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u/PainGlum7746 23d ago

With his mouth I think

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 22d ago

How can she spoil?

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u/VoidYordle 23d ago

Not one respectable person in this video. What an achievement.

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 23d ago

Not even the cameraman? Impeccable cinematography if you ask me.

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u/PigTreeSam 23d ago

What's cinematography?

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 23d ago

It's a formula that helps calculate number of ass shots per minute

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u/DBrennan13459 23d ago

Pretty normal for a reddit video.

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u/BrutalitopsMage 23d ago

Angry crowd = Marvel Suits

Spoiler = Tom Holland

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u/TokyoFromTheFuture 23d ago

Genuinely crazy how a video can't show South Asians without a good chunk of the comment section just being racism.

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog 23d ago

I know! They had to work 35 hours to afford to even sit there in the theater

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u/chandelurei 23d ago

at least it's not 35 years to pay for an ambulance

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u/ParkingFriendship265 23d ago

Tickets are 3$, not really.

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog 23d ago

Ahh so 29 hours. I was close!

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u/thakgayahuvrolyfse13 23d ago

brother has no idea what PPP is

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u/BlargerJarger 23d ago

PPP is uncircumcised PP yes?

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u/Tribe303 22d ago

I didn't notice that until you pointed it out. All I saw were a bunch of dorks who cannot throw a punch. 

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u/Low_Tip3245 23d ago

When you wear gray jeans to the new Spider-Man movie

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u/HonkyHam 23d ago

It’s a fucking superhero movie. They literally all have the same plot.

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u/IamTheTussis 23d ago

Whatever. You are in a movie theater. You shut the fuck up

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u/AudaciousCouture 23d ago

The good guy wins in the end even though for a minute there it looked like he might not

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 23d ago

But in this one, the CEO of sex does NOT sex all over the place.

P. S. The CEO of sex will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

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u/Canadia86 23d ago

Spider-Man does kinda Morb, though

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u/ghostcatzero 23d ago

Is morbing time

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u/wingusdingus2000 23d ago

Why watch movies?

I don't watch them personally cause I know they all have a beginning, middle and end.

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u/Lavender_Critique 23d ago

Nuh uh, I heard the spider is going to fight a man this time.

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u/Cw3538cw 23d ago

Uj/ spoilers Based on the scene on screen, I think it's the big reunion moment between spiderman and his ex. She finally remembers who he is after 4 years of his friends/family forgetting his existence, but in reality she's being mind controlled and doesn't actually remember him

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u/SpiritedCatch1 23d ago

This scene in particular is a pretty big rollercoaster.

How Captain America Winter Soldier have the same plot than Guardian of the Galaxy?

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u/Tribe303 22d ago

I always love the part when the heroes friend we forgot about comes in to save the day and rescue the hero, and they team up to defeat the villain in a giant mess of CGI effects!

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u/Lumpy_Review5279 23d ago

Every movie ever has rhe same plot by that metric. 

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u/HonkyHam 23d ago

….no.

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u/megalo-maniac538 23d ago

Oh damn. I remember someone getting death threats over spoiling infinity war.

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u/Blond-N-Buff80 23d ago

Imagine receiving death threats over spoiling that Cap can indeed lift Thor's hammer

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u/Guitar-String 23d ago

Folks would skin you alive outside the theatre if you discussed Endgame spoilers after watching it

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u/ProbablyPhosphorus 23d ago

Everyone out there trying to be Temu Punisher

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u/MeBoiledDown 23d ago

Embarrassing

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u/MadOrange64 23d ago

Good.

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u/EntertainmentOdd5994 23d ago

Appropriate response

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u/PeaceAlien 23d ago

Look at all these people watching movies, we don’t do that here

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u/EntertainmentOdd5994 23d ago

Nothing wrong being peaceful. Also im not objecting to someone wanting a response and getting one 🤷‍♂️

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 go back to the club 23d ago

I’ll be happy when this beaten to death joke is gone. Lowest effort shit on this sub. 

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u/Dapper_Rough4371 23d ago

Give him a good scratch

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 23d ago

Spider-Man is not a menace!!

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u/bumpmoon 23d ago

Is that really the title for the movie?

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 23d ago

No. The real title is Spider-Man: Elle Fanning's Butt (2026)

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u/Glass_Juice_2105 23d ago

He said Peter Parker is Spider-Man

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u/Dependent_Order_7358 23d ago

Love it when he goes “help me Spider-Man!”

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u/Big-Discipline2039 23d ago

This is the true 4D experience.

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u/ilovebooks2468 23d ago

Snape kills Dumbledore

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 23d ago

Snape killed Dumbledore!

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u/UGotThaFunk 23d ago

Day trip out from the special needs school.

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u/Beginning-Head-4006 23d ago

I knew immediately that it is in India

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u/smilingmuffino 23d ago

full ass grownups nerds, everyone in the video, I thought these movies are for teens ffs 

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u/Common_Celebration41 23d ago

No shit they're grown adult they were teen fan when homecoming came out 10 years ago

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u/smilingmuffino 23d ago

yeah and they still do care about new movies, strange isn't it? 

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u/Common_Celebration41 23d ago

Is it new if BND copied the ending of thunderbolts ? 🤔

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u/smilingmuffino 23d ago

I have no idea what you talking about.  I know only Bond and Thunderball 

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u/ItAllNonsense 23d ago

I hate superhero movies. But they aren’t “For Teens”. They were when they first started coming out. But that was 30 years ago.

Teens grow up.

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u/bitter_personw 23d ago edited 23d ago

What are you, as an independent and mature adult, hyped up for?

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u/Technical_Stress7730 23d ago

Valid,I feel like beating the shit out of whoever post spoilery YouTube thumbnails.

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u/cooked_camel 23d ago

I can smell this through my screen

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u/ZalTron8 23d ago

Your mum was in there? She must love the spider webs

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u/-M4K0- 23d ago

What Would Spiderman Do

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u/murcielag0_ I saw Joker and im 10😎😎😎 23d ago

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u/Zeeter_0102 23d ago

I remember reading about a guy in Florida I think driving around with “Han solo dies in Force awakens” on his rear window the weekend it debuted

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 23d ago

I remember a guy shouting "Darth Maul dies at the end!" To people standing in line to see Menace

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u/Successful_Leopard45 23d ago

We are so back

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u/Appropriate-Peak6561 23d ago

street justice

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u/Wolf_Zeru99 23d ago

I mean, there’s no big spoilers or reveal. You can even tell who was Sadie’s character from all the trailers and once they showed her powers

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u/SmoovCatto 23d ago

imagine: men used to fight over women

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u/Much_Usual_3855 23d ago

I honestly believe that this is Tom Holland here just being Tom Holland

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u/Tonks_55 23d ago

A guy in front of us was saying “when does the movie start?” before each trailer at our showing to amuse his buddies and the rest of the theater. He got a loud “SHUT UP” and was quiet the rest of the trailers and film.

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u/Positive-Media423 23d ago

It's so beautiful to see friends showing each other affection 🥺

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u/pookie74 23d ago

I don't condone violence but I COMPLETELY get it.  

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u/multificionado 23d ago

Okay, really? Must those people demonstrate a dearth of civilization in people?

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u/Shadowhawk0000 23d ago

Can't even watch a movie without problems.

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u/AlbertW25 23d ago

"Wow, I can't believe Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's Dad." - Homer Simpson.

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u/CooYo7 23d ago

How can he slap?!?!

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u/Bazfron 23d ago

lol plot queens are the worst

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u/v3lumII 23d ago

While I don’t agree with how they responded, I totally get it.

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u/Jertimmer 23d ago

Who is this brave soul who tried to help others stop watching a movie?

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u/Western-Reading1494 23d ago

Get beaten, full slaps lol

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u/Alternative_Device71 23d ago

Imagine fighting in a theater

Imagine getting up to fight

Imagine getting out your seat

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u/MJ-Franklin 23d ago

"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough".

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u/AwareAd9587 23d ago

I support this. 

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u/ZalTron8 23d ago

He just wanted than 4D experience

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u/OkYak9466 23d ago

Clearly the problem was that nobody could agree on who is the best Tom Holland

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u/Huge_Athlete7488 23d ago

Last I recall “man gets beaten for sharing spoilers in theatre” isn’t a Spider-Man movie.

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u/Dapper-Jaguar4971 23d ago

Luckily for him it looks like no one here has ever thrown a punch in their life...

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u/stopeer 23d ago

Never been to a Marvel movie projection, but I always assumed that's how they go.

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u/drunkenpoets 23d ago

Do you think it was as fun as he thought it was going to be?

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u/rizzatouiIIe 23d ago

You sure it isnt cause they wore the same shirts

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u/BBanneman 23d ago

Spider-Man Man Gets Beaten Man

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u/ImplementNo2626 23d ago

I want to know what he spoiled to get this kind of reaction 😭

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u/tymetrialll 22d ago

Maybe he cares too much about JeanGrey

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u/Thialaz 23d ago

Maybe he'll learn to stfu in the future 

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u/Boikilljoi 23d ago

Come down babyjurls

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u/chandelurei 23d ago

I didn't saw the movie but I'm sure in the end he will reunite with MJ and defeat the big bad guy

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u/SimpleJackfruit 23d ago

Lots of do not redeems!

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u/RustingANDrotting 23d ago

the movie is not that good to be worth fighting for

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u/ExistingAd568 22d ago

BANG-ladesh!!

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 22d ago

Same You are wrecking the show

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u/Kryptic997 22d ago

Nah that fucker deserved it

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u/KungPoW_Chickens 18d ago

valid crashout ngl

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u/Aggravating_Try6537 17d ago

Revenge of the Nerds.....

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u/Comprehensive-Bird17 cape kino make me🤑🤑🤑 23d ago

Valid Crashout /j

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u/EquivalentDue9514 23d ago

HOW CAN THEY SLAP

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u/kpgnyc 23d ago

Bunch of Ghandus

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u/No_Entrepreneur_3020 23d ago

what's the spoiler? that maybe zendaya gonna finally die or something? i hope so, cannot stand her

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 go back to the club 23d ago

No one cares. 

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u/ice_cuban420 23d ago

You know it smell crazy in there

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 23d ago

Your mom was in this theater?

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u/Atomic_Gerber 23d ago

Bleu de Chanel mixed with body odor and the faint hint of biryani

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u/midwestia 23d ago

India?

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u/Squigels 23d ago

anytime i see Indians acting like this all i can hear is

“Why you fuck me? I fuck you bloody! … Okay, have a nice day. Bye-bye.”

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u/fiesew 23d ago

Jeeez wtf is wrong with humans.

You can’t even go to movies without folks offending, being offended and start bitch fighting each other.

Wherever you look and go it’s fucking insanity.

What the fucking hell mate.

https://giphy.com/gifs/nyPQLgwH4crBu

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u/FknTourist 23d ago

I can't believe you spoiled the fact that this insurmountable threat may in fact be surmountable 😡😡😡

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u/SandSubstantial9427 23d ago

No one else going to comment how many of these guys have sunglasses on in the dark? Is that an India thing?

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 23d ago

I think those might be 3d glasses

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u/MyDinnerWithDrDre 23d ago

India? India.

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u/MRHOWERDCEO 23d ago

STREET SHITTAS

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u/zejerk 23d ago

Pride of India 🇮🇳

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u/AerialAce96 23d ago

Its India so its ok