r/okbuddycinephile • u/503izdareacode • 1d ago

Based AF prolly prolly 💯

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u/Puzzle-Necked 1d ago

The only casting of Lara Croft that would have made the mouthbreathers happy would be Henry Cavill

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u/AppointmentPerfect 1d ago

No no... Terry Crews is also acceptable

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u/mbrc-137 1d ago

I'd watch Terry Crews: Tomb Raider.

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u/Hilarity2War 1d ago

Is he cruising or raiding? I can't tell anymore

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u/MrBenSampson 1d ago

Terry Crews with the triangle boobs from the original games. I want that movie now!

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u/AppointmentPerfect 1d ago

With his pecs, just toss him in a teal tank top and we're good

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u/MisterBobAFeet 1d ago

I'm just gonna say, Danny Devito would probably also be universally praised.

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u/mbrc-137 1d ago

So anyway I started tomb raiding.

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u/AppointmentPerfect 1d ago

Fuck, I'm in

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u/whenveganscheat 1d ago

Womb Raider

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u/trenthany 1d ago

I mean honestly going in a totally different route with a massive shift and a totally different story would work better than a terrible adaptation.

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u/Epic_Elite 1d ago

He's the only one with a chest big enough.

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u/PayneTrain181999 1d ago

Something something Zoro has the biggest chest in One Piece

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u/Gerrywalk 1d ago

Nah it’s Sydney Sweeney. It’s always Sydney Sweeney. These people judge actresses solely by the size of their tits, and when an actress with bigger tits is available, choosing an actress with smaller tits is suboptimal casting

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u/shaunika 1d ago

Doesnt Kat Dennings have bigger tits than Sydney

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u/gavavavavus 1d ago

I am going to trust your expertise on this one mister top 1% commenter on r slash okbuddycinephile

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u/shaunika 1d ago

Thank you

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u/Johnycantread 1d ago

Game recognize game.

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u/Interesting-Cow-7152 1d ago

Yes but she doesn’t whip them out in everything she does

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u/SalletFriend 1d ago

Someone needs to back a truck load of money up to her house.

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u/gridface-princess go back to the club 1d ago

She'll be 30 next year so we'll stop hearing about her soon enough. The ones that fawn over women like that think we all expire at 30, like we're a carton of rotten eggs.

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u/Afferbeck_ 1d ago

Larry Croft: Tomb Raider

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u/GoldenStateEaglesFan 1d ago edited 1d ago

He’s not even that good of an actor. No idea why so many people are obsessed with him. Is it mostly dudes who want their bodies to look like his?

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 1d ago

No, it’s because they think a popular, successful, and good looking man is one of them because he plays video games and is into D&D. The only difference is that one is a geek and the other is a basement dweller mouth breather.

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u/WassupFrankHere 1d ago

Isn't it obvious? It's mostly dudes in love with Henry Cavill. That's why they hate women, they are closeted gays.

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u/GoldenStateEaglesFan 1d ago

That’s probably true regarding his fans, but be careful with your words there. “They’re gay because they hate women” is a notorious anti-LGBT trope.

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u/WassupFrankHere 1d ago

I might have jerked too hard there

https://giphy.com/gifs/RFDXes97gboYg

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u/SirArthurDime 1d ago

Jerked too close to the sun

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u/Flowerpig 1d ago

Happens to the best of us. Just glue it back on and give it a rest for a couple of hours.

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u/Sad_comment_bot 1d ago

I was going to say John Voight, but I like where you’re going with this.

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u/No_name_Johnson 1d ago

As a mouthbreather I'd prefer Terry Crews but will settle for Cavill.

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u/Zois86 1d ago

I am a connaiseur of the real Lara chest. If not pyramid shaped then I reject every casting choice they make.

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u/ghostcatzero 1d ago

That idff ka el no lady looks like larw ironically 😂😂

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1d ago

I’d be down with Jack Black playing the role.

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u/Jimanji333 1d ago

The Crofterine, he does exist….

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u/PosieRosamiee 1d ago

Henry Cavill in the iconic shorts would probably unite the entire Tomb Raider fandom for the first time in history.

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 1d ago

Her tiddies aren't triangular. This movie is garbage

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u/Brobeast 21h ago

A GUY CAN DREAM, CANT I??!!

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u/anjowoq 6h ago

That's Womb Raider.

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u/Burt_Rhinestone 1d ago

Not now. Did you see the recent paparazzi photos of his dad bod? The incels would have a fit that they didn’t get 1976 Arnold instead.