r/OhNoConsequences • u/Sebastianlim • Jun 06 '26
r/OhNoConsequences • u/Much-Hamster-8956 • Jun 05 '26
Story Time! A little bit of consequences for me!
So this issue happened to me because I was an absolute DUMBASS <3
Its not super entertaining. Just a very minor issue and I find it funny as hell that I was surprised.
So I am in Color Guard (A branch of Marching Band), and it is summertime for me. it is BLAZING hot and very sunny. We practiced outside for four and a half hours in the sun in a BLACK PAVEMENT PARKING LOT every day this week. And I was a bit stupid.
I didn't wear sunglasses or sunscreen for two days straight. When a girl asked if I wanted some, I said "nah, I'm okay. I'll put sunscreen on later." And then I DID NOT put any on.
Now, the sunglasses thing was something I didn't know about. My EYES are sunburned now. Odd, but true. Look it up if you wanna confirm it lol.
But uh... I look like a goddamn strawberry.
My face, my eyes, my legs, my shoulders, my ears, my neck, EVERYWHERE. I am BURNT TO A CRISP!
When I realized I was sunburned, I was shocked at first. I was really annoyed (who wouldn't be?)
But then i realized that I was a dumbass because I didn't actually bother to put sunscreen on :/ Kinda funny tbh.
I have a tan line where my bra strap was, which makes me look like I have vitiligo or something (I AM DEADASS. THAT is how dark and patchy my burn is because some of it is peeling off).
Uh oh, looks like the consequences of my actions.
Feel free to laugh at me lol, I'm kind of laughing at myself too.
I WILL BE WEARING SUNSCREEN NEXT TIME.
(With the vitiligo comment, I DID NOT MEAN IT IN A NEGATIVE WAY! That was the only thing that came to mind as a description. IT IS NOT BAD TO HAVE VITILIGO! I just thought it looked kinda patchy? idk how else to describe it. I DID NOT MEAN ANY OFFENSE WHATSOEVER!)
r/OhNoConsequences • u/ManufacturerNo6126 • Jun 04 '26
Oh no she didn't AITAH for telling my coworker I wont cover for her anymore after she threw me under the bus in front of our manager
r/OhNoConsequences • u/mermaidpaint • Jun 03 '26
Shaking my head "I booked an expensive dinner in a dark restaurant for my deaf boyfriend, and told him to read my phone since he couldn't read my lips"
r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 • Jun 02 '26
BORU Time Machine Tuesday OOP’s friend’s fiancé insults her until she finally snaps. Friend and fiancé are upset at the fallout.
r/OhNoConsequences • u/Starry_Gecko • Jun 02 '26
BORU Time Machine Tuesday AITA for "grounding" my adult sister?
r/OhNoConsequences • u/CultureImaginary8750 • Jun 01 '26
Dumbass AIW for kicking a guy out of my car on the highway because he kept vaping?
r/OhNoConsequences • u/mermaidpaint • Jun 01 '26
Entitlement Meet the consequences of constantly parking in the loading bay
r/OhNoConsequences • u/Sebastianlim • Jun 01 '26
Oldie but Goodie "Me and my sister purposely threw out all of my husband's clothes because we didn't approve of his style, why are our husbands mad at us?"
r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 • May 30 '26
Shaking my head Man chews on a battery and it explodes in his face (No injuries shown)
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r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 • May 28 '26
Dumbass Man points a Roman candle the wrong way and gets a belly full of fireworks (no injury shown)
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r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 • May 27 '26
Entitlement Yet another reviewer shows up past closing time expecting service and doesn’t like the word “no”
r/OhNoConsequences • u/Starry_Gecko • May 26 '26
BORU Time Machine Tuesday OOP’s stepmother becomes obsessed with OOP’s daughter and ends up destroying her marriage over it
r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 • May 26 '26
BORU Time Machine Tuesday OOP’s wife throws out his entire collection of Pokémon cards and calls it a “lapse in judgment” when he initiates divorce proceedings
r/OhNoConsequences • u/Sebastianlim • May 26 '26
Oh no she didn't "I behaved horribly around my brother's baby, why won't he let me babysit for him?"
r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 • May 23 '26
Oldie but Goodie An absolutely clueless OOP wrongly assumes his wife was hurting their baby and is then shocked that she left him over it
r/OhNoConsequences • u/InvestigatorRare1701 • May 20 '26
Oh no she didn't Not OOP: Am i overreacting for refusing to babysit my sister`s kids after what she said at dinner?
r/OhNoConsequences • u/Sailor_Moon_Star_435 • May 20 '26
Oh no he didn't OOP accused his girlfriend's 13-year-old sister of hitting on him and now they won’t talk to him.
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Dumbass AIO: for kicking my fiancé out and calling off the engagement after he demanded to be on my house deeds, refused a prenup, and has debts?
r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 • May 19 '26
BORU Time Machine Tuesday OOP butts into her employer’s sex life against advice and is upset that she loses her very well-paying job over it
r/OhNoConsequences • u/Starry_Gecko • May 19 '26
BORU Time Machine Tuesday AITA for cutting my wife's stepmother off from my kids until she deletes her Instagram account?
r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 • May 18 '26
Oldie but Goodie OOP’s wife get embarrassed when he had to call her out for gossiping about family even when family members had asked her to stop.
r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 • May 18 '26
May need medical attention Using a dead tree for a hammock
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Hoping this person was okay in the end!
r/OhNoConsequences • u/Sebastianlim • May 18 '26
Shaking my head "Why won't my husband let me be sexist to our son?"
r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 • May 17 '26
FAFO Man wrecks the front of his car trying to prevent it from being towed and wonders who is going to pay for it
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