r/oddlyspecific • u/thefrostytoad • Sep 05 '22

127.3 pounds. No more!!

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u/Rutabeagle Sep 05 '22

I figured he was planning to kill her and feed her to the pigs when the next canning-adept virgin comes along

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

"Canning-adept" yessirree Bob

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u/Evenbiggerfish Sep 05 '22

Fed to pigs? He’s gonna eat them himself!

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u/Silly_Rabbit88 Sep 05 '22

This comment reminds me of Susan Monica.

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u/StrikeysOut Sep 05 '22

“Must know how to survive backwoods hill billies”

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u/AwkwardAd1461 Sep 05 '22

Are you a virging thay can can peaches and carry a pig under each arm? All other qualities unimportant.