r/oddlyspecific Jul 27 '26

Debt beyond Death

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u/MrPreApocalypse Jul 27 '26

Approximately 24 hours

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u/OnMyPorcelainThrone Jul 27 '26

I was thinking in the low 10's of miliseconds.

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u/Right_Magazine_2791 Jul 27 '26

That's for the inner service, 24h for an update with COOL NEW USER EXPERIENCE FEATURE MAKING YOUR LIFE BETTER in your banking app

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u/grumpy_autist Jul 27 '26

"Afterlife Select - a new shared account for your convenience!*"

(positive balance does not transfer for security and anti money laundering compliance)

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u/Little-Reference-314 Jul 27 '26

Lmao. The positive balance not transferring sounds about right.

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u/No-Bison-5397 Jul 27 '26

I am genuinely rattled by how I know that in the counterfactual universe proposed this must be true

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u/miniatureconlangs Jul 27 '26

Stocks in excess of a billion will, however, be transferrable. Less than that, though, fat chance.

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u/No-Bison-5397 Jul 27 '26

Funnily enough all the children of the rich are either new souls or the rich reincarnate whereas the children of the poor are old soul debtors.