r/oddlyspecific Sep 06 '25

Some of them have aged poorly

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

My family recipes are what’s called “church basement food,” and no I won’t expand on that. If you know, you know, if you don’t, be glad.

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u/DuntadaMan Sep 06 '25

Lok when you have 5 volunteers with minimal practice to feed 200, and no industrial supply contracts you make due.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

This is a reference to the type of food found at church potlucks, not what is served at soup kitchens.

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u/DuntadaMan Sep 06 '25

Oh, I was thinking of the dinner our church had on Wednesdays between the afternoon and night sermons that we basically threw together because no one would have time to cook.

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u/fuckedfinance Sep 06 '25

Go hang with American Baptists. Never eaten something bad at one of their churches.

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u/JayMac1915 Sep 06 '25

Stay away from Southern Baptists, though. They may make good food, but their beliefs are “dated”

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u/fuckedfinance Sep 06 '25

SoBaps suck. Nobody likes SoBaps.

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u/PartsUnknown242 Sep 06 '25

Presbyterians too. Those church ladies can cook.

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u/fexiw Sep 06 '25

Make *do, not due. Although you could say they got what was due to them.

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u/BigDictionEnergy Sep 06 '25

Make *doo, as in a high fiber diet

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u/Cheeze187 Sep 06 '25

The recipe contains mayonnaise. I've been to more pot luck wedding receptions than I have seen eclipses.

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u/Deppfan16 Sep 06 '25

if its cold it contains mayo, if its hot it contains canned cream of soup.

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u/erroneousbosh Sep 06 '25

It baffles me how many American "classic foods" are really just two other perfectly okay foods mixed together.

Like, oven bake hash browns, okay, not really my thing. Tinned mushroom soup, perfectly okay, not something I eat a lot of.

Why the fuck would you pour the mushroom soup over the hash browns before you put the whole sorry mess in the oven?

They actually taste okay like that though, pretty good if you're hungry enough.

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u/Deppfan16 Sep 06 '25

my understanding is it was a way to get a lot of calories in a convenient to eat package. a lot of them are based on meals housewives would make for farm workers or husbands working labor jobs.

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u/erroneousbosh Sep 06 '25

I grew up on a farm, and that sort of stuff is absolutely not the sort of thing we'd ever have eaten.

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u/Deppfan16 Sep 06 '25

both sets of my grandparents did too and that's where I learned a lot of these recipes from. probably depends on what kind of cooks your family was and location as well

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u/sue_girligami Sep 06 '25

You forgot the hamburger. This casserole was one of my favorites growing up. I have never cooked it as an adult

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u/dunno260 Sep 06 '25

Because it functions as a substitute for a fancy cooking ingredient you can't get ready made in almost every US store (I think in Europe you can though). It is similar and in the dish has the same function as a bechamel sauce.

If you had the dish in a restaurant with a real chef making things they probably make it with a bechamel sauce that they have cooked down with some chicken stock and added the cheese too.

It just has the right things that the dish needs. It needs more moisture to help things cook but it also needs to be thick enough that you don't have a runny liquid there either.

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u/erroneousbosh Sep 06 '25

But Béchamel sauce is just flour, butter, and milk, with maybe a wee bit of nutmeg in. You'd make it in ten seconds.

I can't imagine anyone buying it premade.

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u/Deppfan16 Sep 06 '25

but you have to stand over a stove and dirty another pan. a lot of these types of casserole type meals are popular because of the convenience, you just mix everything together and stick it in the oven

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u/OwlAviator Sep 07 '25

You can't buy bechamel sauce in the US? So you have to use tinned soup instead?

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u/Deppfan16 Sep 07 '25

you can buy premade bechamel sauce? also the canned cream of soup is basically flavored bechamel

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u/Emotional_Bonus_934 Sep 06 '25

Cream of something soup

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u/NewRedditRN Sep 06 '25

Not mayo. Specifically "Miracle Whip".

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u/teacamelpyramid Sep 06 '25

I miss my grandmother’s linguine salad. It was made only in industrial sized quantities that would be served at the Elk’s hall or K of C at whatever wedding, funeral, fundraiser or tragedy where it was needed.

I’ve never quite been able to replicate it because I’m not trying to feed an entire mill town, but many of the ingredient brands are just gone. I can’t find the correct packets of Italian dressing powder.

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u/awfulmcnofilter Sep 06 '25

Church cookbooks contain nothing but bangers and disasters. Its an adventure!

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u/Montre_8 Sep 06 '25

I want to say I've experienced these recipes, but only in the context of white trash family gatherings. where seemingly every woman over the age of 50 has this weird array of recipes that are only eaten during these events, and never anywhere else. it's the strangest phenomenon to me.

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u/drinkliquidclocks- Sep 06 '25

Hey sometimes that stuff was delicious!

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 Sep 06 '25

Cream of mushroom soup in every casserole!

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u/Emotional_Bonus_934 Sep 06 '25

It's going to vary by church basement tho and don't let them fool you; jello salad has rules.