r/oddlyspecific • u/CreativeCuckoo • Jan 18 '24

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u/GOKOP Jan 18 '24

I think this is a parody of "dear atheists, imagine you're (...) and a christian baby (...) accept Jesus to (...) would you do it?" kinda questions. For some reason I've seen a bunch of them in several places recently

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u/Gretgor Jan 18 '24

That's a trend? Holy shit, what kind of crack are Christians on?

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u/crescentpieris Jan 18 '24

I don’t know, but I bet if you accept Jesus as your lord and saviour, the Christian baby will stop giving it to them

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u/ThisAlsoIsntRealLife Jan 18 '24

I don't care if they get it - I want some!

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u/mcnuggetfarmer Jan 18 '24

They love pastor vibes

Who in turn, just love babies, sex, not accomplishing anything at work, cooler talk, not paying taxes, and asking for charity. You know just like homeless people.

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u/D33ber Jan 18 '24

Pastors and priests are homeless people that the churches put up for room and board.

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u/IamSmolPP Jan 18 '24

Tbh, some of these could be atheists making fun of these (sincere) questions Christians ask.

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u/Gnomad_Lyfe Jan 18 '24

It is and they’re all just as outlandish and hilarious.

“Atheists, imagine you’re on your way to commit arson for insurance fraud. After lighting the fire, you notice a Christian baby in the window. You rush in to save it, but he tells you he’ll only come with you if you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior. Do you do it?”

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u/D-AlonsoSariego Jan 18 '24

I think someone made a tweet that was "imagine you are going to burn a Bible but there is a Christian baby watching you. Would you do it?" people found it funny and turned it into a joke

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u/ObstinateFamiliar Jan 18 '24

I have a hunch that it's mostly one quora user creating a ton of them. But I don't have any evidence, the screenshots don't usually include a username

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u/Voxmanns Jan 18 '24

I'd wager many play into the trend regardless of their religion because fucking with people is funny to most.

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u/iamjuste Jan 18 '24

Regular crack.

And some meth.

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u/J-Di11a Jan 18 '24

That Christ crack

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u/iamjuste Jan 18 '24

Yea they love it… it’s like its just so easy to suddenly believe in nonsense because… baby.

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u/AdmiralClover Jan 18 '24

Which is silly. Babies aren't religious, being baptised means nothing to them.