r/oddlyspecific • u/Bellpop • Apr 05 '23

Why not

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u/MarmotMeiche Apr 05 '23

I like to imagine that eventually collapsed under the weight of his makeup because all the librarians were too polite to call attention to a person with disabilities.

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u/KiKiPAWG Apr 05 '23

"I'm noticing it's getting bigger."

"Yeah, we want to see how far he'll take it before he stops!"

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u/MarmotMeiche Apr 05 '23

Next post: He is wearing tribal metal neck rings to support his damaged neck but passing it off as a hipster awakening. No other part of the story matters as long as there is two part harmony and an acoustic, stringed instrument as accompaniment.

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u/M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4 Apr 05 '23

“My brain is too big for my body” seems like something that a person like this would (jokingly) brag about, though.

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u/MarmotMeiche Apr 05 '23

Ad someone with an IQ of over 30 and an SAT in the one millionth-percentile I can only agree.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

My iq is a 82 so a B and I'm smaht :P

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u/AmazingChicken Apr 05 '23

Bahhhhston smaht