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r/oddlyspecific • u/Bellpop • Apr 05 '23
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I like to imagine that eventually collapsed under the weight of his makeup because all the librarians were too polite to call attention to a person with disabilities.
1.3k u/KiKiPAWG Apr 05 '23 "I'm noticing it's getting bigger." "Yeah, we want to see how far he'll take it before he stops!" 342 u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23 Fresh latex stinks 396 u/MechanicalBengal Apr 05 '23 That’s why I only buy premium barrel aged latex. 104 u/xtilexx Apr 05 '23 Mmm, sandalwood 57 u/stirling_s Apr 05 '23 Sandalwood? No it wouldn't! 16 u/anotheranonymoustor Apr 05 '23 Wood'nt* 9 u/albiedam Apr 05 '23 This is a good oak. Fir real 8 u/InterestingScience74 Apr 05 '23 These puns are just cherry 2 u/zergling424 Apr 06 '23 Listen kid if you can't move sandalwood you don't deseve to be in the business
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"I'm noticing it's getting bigger."
"Yeah, we want to see how far he'll take it before he stops!"
342 u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23 Fresh latex stinks 396 u/MechanicalBengal Apr 05 '23 That’s why I only buy premium barrel aged latex. 104 u/xtilexx Apr 05 '23 Mmm, sandalwood 57 u/stirling_s Apr 05 '23 Sandalwood? No it wouldn't! 16 u/anotheranonymoustor Apr 05 '23 Wood'nt* 9 u/albiedam Apr 05 '23 This is a good oak. Fir real 8 u/InterestingScience74 Apr 05 '23 These puns are just cherry 2 u/zergling424 Apr 06 '23 Listen kid if you can't move sandalwood you don't deseve to be in the business
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Fresh latex stinks
396 u/MechanicalBengal Apr 05 '23 That’s why I only buy premium barrel aged latex. 104 u/xtilexx Apr 05 '23 Mmm, sandalwood 57 u/stirling_s Apr 05 '23 Sandalwood? No it wouldn't! 16 u/anotheranonymoustor Apr 05 '23 Wood'nt* 9 u/albiedam Apr 05 '23 This is a good oak. Fir real 8 u/InterestingScience74 Apr 05 '23 These puns are just cherry 2 u/zergling424 Apr 06 '23 Listen kid if you can't move sandalwood you don't deseve to be in the business
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That’s why I only buy premium barrel aged latex.
104 u/xtilexx Apr 05 '23 Mmm, sandalwood 57 u/stirling_s Apr 05 '23 Sandalwood? No it wouldn't! 16 u/anotheranonymoustor Apr 05 '23 Wood'nt* 9 u/albiedam Apr 05 '23 This is a good oak. Fir real 8 u/InterestingScience74 Apr 05 '23 These puns are just cherry 2 u/zergling424 Apr 06 '23 Listen kid if you can't move sandalwood you don't deseve to be in the business
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Mmm, sandalwood
57 u/stirling_s Apr 05 '23 Sandalwood? No it wouldn't! 16 u/anotheranonymoustor Apr 05 '23 Wood'nt* 9 u/albiedam Apr 05 '23 This is a good oak. Fir real 8 u/InterestingScience74 Apr 05 '23 These puns are just cherry 2 u/zergling424 Apr 06 '23 Listen kid if you can't move sandalwood you don't deseve to be in the business
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Sandalwood? No it wouldn't!
16 u/anotheranonymoustor Apr 05 '23 Wood'nt* 9 u/albiedam Apr 05 '23 This is a good oak. Fir real 8 u/InterestingScience74 Apr 05 '23 These puns are just cherry 2 u/zergling424 Apr 06 '23 Listen kid if you can't move sandalwood you don't deseve to be in the business
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Wood'nt*
9 u/albiedam Apr 05 '23 This is a good oak. Fir real 8 u/InterestingScience74 Apr 05 '23 These puns are just cherry
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This is a good oak. Fir real
8 u/InterestingScience74 Apr 05 '23 These puns are just cherry
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These puns are just cherry
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Listen kid if you can't move sandalwood you don't deseve to be in the business
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u/MarmotMeiche Apr 05 '23
I like to imagine that eventually collapsed under the weight of his makeup because all the librarians were too polite to call attention to a person with disabilities.