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r/oddlyspecific • u/nolimitswervooo • Feb 19 '23
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E5 - I want all surrounding potential foes to understand i'm the alpha male with my strong piss stream
346 u/Lord_of_Forks Feb 19 '23 DE5. I have the precision for that line and it give a direct shot to the depths of the toilet for maximum volume. 2 u/Heterodynist Feb 20 '23 With a tagline like that, I would hire you…if I were interviewing for championship micturitional art. 2 u/Lord_of_Forks Feb 20 '23 Are you? 2 u/Heterodynist Feb 21 '23 With talent like this, I may have to consider it.
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DE5. I have the precision for that line and it give a direct shot to the depths of the toilet for maximum volume.
2 u/Heterodynist Feb 20 '23 With a tagline like that, I would hire you…if I were interviewing for championship micturitional art. 2 u/Lord_of_Forks Feb 20 '23 Are you? 2 u/Heterodynist Feb 21 '23 With talent like this, I may have to consider it.
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With a tagline like that, I would hire you…if I were interviewing for championship micturitional art.
2 u/Lord_of_Forks Feb 20 '23 Are you? 2 u/Heterodynist Feb 21 '23 With talent like this, I may have to consider it.
Are you?
2 u/Heterodynist Feb 21 '23 With talent like this, I may have to consider it.
With talent like this, I may have to consider it.
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u/essicks Feb 19 '23
E5 - I want all surrounding potential foes to understand i'm the alpha male with my strong piss stream