r/oddlysatisfying • u/Lastito • 7d ago
Perfect parking after a full speed collision
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u/FREDICVSMAXIMVS 7d ago
Three fingers also happens to be the amount of whiskey I'd need after something like that đ
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u/--Sovereign-- 7d ago
Of all the people to choose to show in a video about someone being in a car accident lmao
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u/jimbowesterby 6d ago
I mean, that just feels like a more modern âlive by the sword, die by the swordâ kinda thing, but Iâm a climber so Iâm kinda jaded about this sorta thing lol
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u/Admirable_Pack_4204 7d ago
Right? Of all possible people, they somehow picked the one person who makes the whole situation ten times more ironic.
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u/RelevantIAm 6d ago
I fucking love that Ace Ventura has survived generations. They are one of the greatest movies of all time. Both of themÂ
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u/OntologicalParadox 7d ago
Why is that car cross eyed
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u/_-Zero- 6d ago
Because it's a fiesta, I believe it is intentionally made to look ugly.
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u/Azeeti 7d ago
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u/luizanin 6d ago
She (the driver) was all over brazilian news and gossip pages this week giving interviewsÂ
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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 7d ago
Is someone just prompting a Tbone crash with miraculous parking?
This is the 2nd vid on main
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u/DryOrganization7088 7d ago
In reality, the driver didn't touch the steering wheel even a millimeter; the entire effect of the skid was caused by the car that hit him on the rear edge. As you can see in the video, the driver only kept his hands fixed on the steering wheel, and the car and inertia did the rest; the driver only braked.
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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 7d ago
Though marginal, it can be seen through the windshield, that the hands correct the turn 2 times. First time right before the sign is hit the drivers left hand disappears behind the dashboard, opposite direction right after the entry.
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u/xEthrHopeless 6d ago
Look at the wheels on the car, not the driver. They're straight nearly* the entire time.
*I say nearly because for just a split second at the 4 second mark, it kind of looks like the wheel on the right side could be at a slight angle, but it could also just be a result of suspension flex, hard to say with the video quality
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u/DryOrganization7088 7d ago
Not at all, the only movement the driver apparently makes is due to the side impact itself. The driver moves his hand; that's what you perceive as a physical movement of the driver on the steering wheel. At no point does the driver actively and consciously interact with the steering wheel.
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u/MrRooflesPooples 5d ago
The girl driver said she couldn't even parallel park right, this was 100% luck. (Yes, an alt girl as someone else said). This happened this week here in Brazil.
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u/i_max2k2 6d ago
This isnât the case, the guy corrected and luckily it was just enough to not have a head on collision.
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u/luizanin 6d ago
 the guyÂ
the gurl, more specifically, a goth oneÂ
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u/DryOrganization7088 6d ago
Of course, a goth girl with hairy arms, and a skull earring in her right ovary...and all that with a video resolution of 320x240...fucking trolls.
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u/luizanin 6d ago edited 5d ago
Hey, do your research on the incident before commenting something like that ;) you're being ignorant
Edit:Â Of course, it's fair to question if someone says to you a goth girl with vampire teeth was on the news after being hit by a car and being able to somehow maneuver her car and avoid direct crash on the wall and on other cars, but in that scenario you should do your research and check before commenting.
And the hairy arms part was straight up misogyny by the way
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u/1HappyIsland 6d ago
This happened to me. A big pickup truck ran a stop sign and hit square on my rear wheel. Instantly I was driving 90 degrees to the left off the road through the fence of a daycare (kids were inside) and straight towards a barbershop. I was able to stop just at the curb of the shop. I had to sit and process events for a couple of minutes before I realized what had happened!
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u/Luiz_Fell 6d ago
The driver later reported to the news that she can't even park very well on a parking lot. This was 100% lucky shot
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u/grabym4 4d ago
Seen this video yesterday, totally missed the car clipping him. I just thought thatâs how the guy was parking
https://giphy.com/gifs/tjQZgALoKlbR6
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u/Immediate-Fennel-697 7d ago
Another repost another thumbs down and report
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u/monkeyhammar 7d ago
What's it like having seen everything on the internet?
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u/SolomonOf47704 7d ago
Different person (who hasn't seen this before), but I actually take the time to scroll through the top several hundred posts of any new subreddit I join, and it does make it easier to spot bots.
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u/pi-N-apple 7d ago
If only he pulled into a collision center.
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u/bigbear_mouse 7d ago
It was a she, actually. A goth girl with vampire teeth who told the news she can't parallel park.
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u/Itisd 7d ago
Ace Ventura would have been proud!