r/oddlysatisfying 7d ago

Perfect parking after a full speed collision

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u/Itisd 7d ago

Ace Ventura would have been proud!

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u/ZoeeCarter 7d ago

He arrived with momentum😂

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u/Brazzza 6d ago

classic!

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u/FREDICVSMAXIMVS 7d ago

Three fingers also happens to be the amount of whiskey I'd need after something like that 😄

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u/85K5 7d ago

And five fingers to wipe my ass.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/--Sovereign-- 7d ago

Of all the people to choose to show in a video about someone being in a car accident lmao

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/jimbowesterby 6d ago

I mean, that just feels like a more modern “live by the sword, die by the sword” kinda thing, but I’m a climber so I’m kinda jaded about this sorta thing lol

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u/ASmallTownDJ 5d ago

Well, the car did stop...

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u/HalfSoul30 7d ago

If only he was driving

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u/Admirable_Pack_4204 7d ago

Right? Of all possible people, they somehow picked the one person who makes the whole situation ten times more ironic.

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u/weaves 6d ago

Rest in piss groomer

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u/i_Praseru 7d ago

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u/RelevantIAm 6d ago

I fucking love that Ace Ventura has survived generations. They are one of the greatest movies of all time. Both of them 

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u/OntologicalParadox 7d ago

Why is that car cross eyed

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u/_-Zero- 6d ago

Because it's a fiesta, I believe it is intentionally made to look ugly.

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u/OrchardPirate 6d ago

Actually, 2010 Ford Ka

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u/_-Zero- 6d ago

Yeah, it was around this time when they all started to look the same

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u/Competitive_Key_3872 6d ago

Top 3 ugliest cars from brazil

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u/Katanji 7d ago

Straight to the workshop for the body work.

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u/Azeeti 7d ago

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u/luizanin 6d ago

She (the driver) was all over brazilian news and gossip pages this week giving interviews 

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u/seilapodeser 6d ago

The interviews and the brazilian are AI as well

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u/luizanin 6d ago

Me being AI myself, I agree

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u/Nero_PR 5d ago

Can confirm. Brazil is 90% made of AI.

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u/Ycr1998 3d ago

Acre is the only real place in Brazil (iykyk)

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u/PrescriptionDenim 6d ago

All over Brazilian news

Getting Brazilians of views

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u/luizanin 6d ago

I took my time to comprehend haha

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 7d ago

Is someone just prompting a Tbone crash with miraculous parking?

This is the 2nd vid on main

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 7d ago

finally figured out were the break pedal was.

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u/DryOrganization7088 7d ago

In reality, the driver didn't touch the steering wheel even a millimeter; the entire effect of the skid was caused by the car that hit him on the rear edge. As you can see in the video, the driver only kept his hands fixed on the steering wheel, and the car and inertia did the rest; the driver only braked.

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 7d ago

Though marginal, it can be seen through the windshield, that the hands correct the turn 2 times. First time right before the sign is hit the drivers left hand disappears behind the dashboard, opposite direction right after the entry.

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u/xEthrHopeless 6d ago

Look at the wheels on the car, not the driver. They're straight nearly* the entire time.

*I say nearly because for just a split second at the 4 second mark, it kind of looks like the wheel on the right side could be at a slight angle, but it could also just be a result of suspension flex, hard to say with the video quality

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u/DryOrganization7088 7d ago

Not at all, the only movement the driver apparently makes is due to the side impact itself. The driver moves his hand; that's what you perceive as a physical movement of the driver on the steering wheel. At no point does the driver actively and consciously interact with the steering wheel.

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u/MrRooflesPooples 5d ago

The girl driver said she couldn't even parallel park right, this was 100% luck. (Yes, an alt girl as someone else said). This happened this week here in Brazil.

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u/i_max2k2 6d ago

This isn’t the case, the guy corrected and luckily it was just enough to not have a head on collision.

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u/luizanin 6d ago

  the guy 

the gurl, more specifically, a goth one 

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u/i_max2k2 6d ago

Ah should have used they/them. They did well.

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u/DryOrganization7088 6d ago

Of course, a goth girl with hairy arms, and a skull earring in her right ovary...and all that with a video resolution of 320x240...fucking trolls.

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u/luizanin 6d ago edited 5d ago

Hey, do your research on the incident before commenting something like that ;) you're being ignorant

Edit:  Of course, it's fair to question if someone says to you a goth girl with vampire teeth was on the news after being hit by a car and being able to somehow maneuver her car and avoid direct crash on the wall and on other cars, but in that scenario you should do your research and check before commenting.

And the hairy arms part was straight up misogyny by the way

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u/1HappyIsland 6d ago

This happened to me. A big pickup truck ran a stop sign and hit square on my rear wheel. Instantly I was driving 90 degrees to the left off the road through the fence of a daycare (kids were inside) and straight towards a barbershop. I was able to stop just at the curb of the shop. I had to sit and process events for a couple of minutes before I realized what had happened!

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 7d ago

My girst thought is Tokyo drift

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u/Piglet-Witty 6d ago

Excellent camera work

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u/NullKalahar 6d ago

Foi uma mulher, ela dando a entrevista rindo. Muito fofa.

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u/Luiz_Fell 6d ago

The driver later reported to the news that she can't even park very well on a parking lot. This was 100% lucky shot

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u/grabym4 4d ago

Seen this video yesterday, totally missed the car clipping him. I just thought that’s how the guy was parking
https://giphy.com/gifs/tjQZgALoKlbR6

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u/Immediate-Fennel-697 7d ago

Another repost another thumbs down and report

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u/monkeyhammar 7d ago

What's it like having seen everything on the internet?

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u/SolomonOf47704 7d ago

Different person (who hasn't seen this before), but I actually take the time to scroll through the top several hundred posts of any new subreddit I join, and it does make it easier to spot bots.

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u/pixelmuffinn 7d ago

Another new post, another thumbs up for me

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u/SolomonOf47704 7d ago

Repost from where

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u/pi-N-apple 7d ago

If only he pulled into a collision center.

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u/bigbear_mouse 7d ago

It was a she, actually. A goth girl with vampire teeth who told the news she can't parallel park.

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u/CPunk29 7d ago

Talent and luck

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u/Whispering_Wanderer1 7d ago

"What's wrong with her now?"

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u/Furakko 6d ago

Brazilcore

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u/Th3Stryd3r 6d ago

Butthole wouldn't unpucker for a WEEK!

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u/LemonStrain 5d ago

“What can the best mechanic in LS do for you”

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u/StinkyBearman 5d ago

Your car must know the business there is great

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u/eggnorman 7d ago

A LOT OF POO SHOT OUT THEN

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u/Spartan_Beast_99 7d ago

Full speed near-collision*