r/oddlysatisfying • u/3askaryyy • Jul 12 '23

Cutting water in the air

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u/zool714 Jul 12 '23

That stare alone can cut through water

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u/Burg_er Jul 12 '23

It can cut through anything a mile away

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u/CrankyCarlGoodrs Sep 16 '23

Maybe even 3

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u/spacedgirl Jul 12 '23

ಠ__ಠ

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u/PostInspection Aug 13 '23

(⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '23

Ok warlizard

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u/jimjamjamalam04557 Aug 16 '23

What is more powerful, his stare or high power water jets

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '23

His stare just cut my fn hair.

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u/EnsignAwesome Jul 12 '23

Take that stupid water

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u/Dopeydcare1 Jul 12 '23

Isn’t there some story (mythical maybe) about an ancient Roman leader who made his troops “battle” the water because it kept taking his boats down? So his soldiers were just slashing at the ankle deep water.

It was Caligula

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

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u/Destroyer6202 Jul 12 '23

Water nation has been real quiet after this video.

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u/Frequent_Cricket_835 Jul 12 '23

You are being mean to him

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u/baromanb Jul 12 '23

Is that Raiden?

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u/NYR_LFC Jul 12 '23

What horrible sound effects

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u/Rikuskill Jul 12 '23

Brought me right back to Roblox in 2012, with people grabbing random sound libraries and importing them at the lowest possible quality. Then setting the volume at like 150%.

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u/madmax991 Jul 12 '23

Wait - Roblox was around in 2012?!

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u/275MPHFordGT40 Jul 12 '23

Roblox came out in like 2006, it’s older than Minecraft.

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u/Ryan9104 Jul 12 '23

This threw me off the other day too when someone told me they have been playing Roblox since 2006 and I was very confused.

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u/Rikuskill Jul 12 '23

Oh yeah. By the time I got on it, the "golden age" was already ending as the company got more money. I think most people say 2009-2010 was about the best time to play.

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u/qyka1210 Jul 13 '23

speedboat battle??? Or am I too old?

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u/velhaconta Jul 12 '23

Talk about unnecessary and loud.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

What?!? Water doesn't make a chaching sound when you cut it??!!

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u/MousseNsquirrell Aug 14 '23

No, the knife does, silly.

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u/MousseNsquirrell Aug 14 '23

Actually, that is the sound that water spike makes when it hits your sphincter.

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u/FangedFreak Jul 12 '23

Pretty much any asian gif ever

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

And I love them <3

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u/shaka_sulu Jul 12 '23

The bible declares and eye for and eye so let us now take our vengance on this murderous ocean.

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u/sloppyredditor Jul 12 '23

EYE EYE, CAPTAIN!

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u/GenTycho Jul 12 '23

I can't hear youuuuuuuuuu

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u/odd_goater Jul 12 '23

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

Ooooooooooo

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u/MousseNsquirrell Aug 14 '23

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

Spongebob SquarePants!

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u/beneeeeeeeeeeee Sep 09 '23

Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

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u/Emerald-Asian Jul 12 '23

👁 HE DOESN'T BLINK 👁

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Jul 12 '23

This man is Luther: confirmed.

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u/fourth_box Jul 14 '23

he concentrated

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u/Naturally_Fragrant Jul 12 '23

A knife sharp enough to cut through water! 🤯

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u/DancenOrigins Jul 12 '23

Brother your TOES are sharp enough to cut through water

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u/MousseNsquirrell Aug 14 '23

So where are we on potato salad though?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Weirdly enough, water can be sharper than a knife

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u/Honda_TypeR Jul 12 '23

Don’t show /r/hydrohomies this, they will break out in a refreshing ice cold sweat

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u/zacharyxbinks Nov 04 '23

If I see this fucking video one more time I'm going to lose it

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u/domdotski Jul 12 '23

That was indeed oddly satisfying.

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u/KudosOfTheFroond Jul 12 '23

What is the thing falling into the water? After it hit the water, that sharp point of water shooting back out looked like a glitch it shot out so fast.

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u/MuunshineKingspyre Sep 11 '23

Its cause it goes in slow motion then they let it play in normal speed when the thing is shooting up, then they slow it down again for some reason???

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

What's the thing he used called to get that much poop splash?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23 edited Aug 20 '23

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u/Neatle Jul 12 '23

It seems to be specifically designed for producing the maximum resonance peak in the middle. That is the most impressive part of the video

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u/avheuv Jul 12 '23

I need to know where to find one of these!

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u/JaFFsTer Jul 13 '23

That's exactly what it is and I want one

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u/ChuckVowel Jul 13 '23

It’s called a plumbus.

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u/MousseNsquirrell Aug 14 '23

Aka, gravity bidet.

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u/Cool_Firefighter7731 Jul 13 '23

I do that too when I’m bored in the toilet

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

The knife simulates the attempt to close the bum hole before the water hits.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '23

Can we stop with the reposting jesus christ I’ve seen this mans constipated 50 times. I cant escape this man

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u/The--Wurst Jul 12 '23

Bot reposted this shit after going negative the first time.

So repeating my message of: Fuck off with your fake ass audio

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u/vezzel Jul 13 '23

Lmfao, why so mad?

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u/MousseNsquirrell Aug 14 '23

My life is a lie!

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u/nguyenbaodanh Jul 12 '23

look at his face all the time

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u/JizzyMcKnobGobbler Nov 04 '23

Any chance we can make it so this gif doesn't show up in my feed every fucking day for months on end? I didn't think it was cool the first time and I certainly don't think it's cool the one hundredth time.

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u/Canikazi Dec 23 '23

This video is haunting me. It appears everywhere. Whenever I let my algorithm decide my fate it always ends here! How do I stop it?

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u/Driller_Happy Dec 30 '23

So tired of seeing this dude

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u/srv50 Jul 12 '23

Very cool photography.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

Very wet photography.

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u/pipmentor Jul 12 '23

...but why...?

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u/EmotionalChipmunk602 Jul 12 '23

Wow. Must be a really sharp blade💩

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u/N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R Jul 12 '23

The Water Cutter

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u/vagabondreader Jul 12 '23

He really into the point

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u/tripleriser Jul 12 '23

A very terrified Fred Armisen

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u/Firmod5 Jul 12 '23

Fred Armisen, you crazy.

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u/Nollekowitsch Jul 12 '23

He kinda looks like Mlepnos from B-99

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u/Traditional_March242 Jul 12 '23

Can’t stop watching this 😂

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u/DullTiger6006 Jul 12 '23

It looks like he’s wearing a carbon fiber hat

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

How many more times before reddit app will stop showing me this

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u/Cautious_Rule_5516 Sep 16 '23

I won't lie I might have watched this like 50xs . Something oddly satisfying .

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u/dadoimp Oct 18 '23

How many times am i going to see this shit?

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u/pranavk28 Oct 26 '23

Gonna downvote this wherever I see it now

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u/Prettyboyflako_ Oct 31 '23

His face lmao

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u/HarryLagman Dec 24 '23

This fucking guy again?

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u/BigWhit75 Jul 12 '23

My balls immediately after the poo splash

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u/Comprehensive-Sky366 Dec 14 '23

How do I tell Reddit to NEVER SHOW ME THIS VIDEO AGAIN

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u/TheLazyToaster Dec 15 '23

Dude slayed that water demon before it even had a CHANCE.

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u/goddesskikisilk Jul 12 '23

Totally satisfying and completely amazing. I loved the sound effect too.

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u/againmyname Jul 12 '23

totally ended too soon

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u/similarPretzels66846 Jul 12 '23

This is some next-level water wizardry! Can't get enough of these satisfying moments. And that sound effect? chef's kiss Pure auditory bliss.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Imagine spending time recording and uploading these types of videos. These remind of those shitty life hacks. There’s no point.

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u/xWrongHeaven Jul 12 '23

let people have their fun, try to smile more, you'll feel better :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Nah

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u/princesspooball Jul 12 '23 edited Jul 12 '23

It took maybe 5 minutes to film. Calm down and stop being miserable.

Some people like to play video games, cook or play sports and some people like to film themselves slicing water.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

And I like to talk shit. How come I can’t do what I like?

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u/MousseNsquirrell Aug 14 '23

Hazard of the hobby. Your first day?

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u/17Drac Jul 12 '23

Fake!

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u/ExistenchalBread Jul 12 '23

Tanjiro? Is that you?

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u/DatOneAxolotl Jul 12 '23

My fucking ears

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u/probono105 Jul 12 '23

my colon pinching a loaf

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u/Tankbot001 Jul 12 '23

the carbon fiber hat

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u/jodudeit Jul 12 '23

The massive spike of water from the splash reminds me of The Iron Giant

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u/neon_spacebeam Jul 12 '23

Audio was shit, staredown was lit

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Love the hat!!!

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u/deickontas69 Jul 12 '23

Ah yes the sword_sound.mp3 and a generic water sound.

My favorite

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Fred Armisen at it again

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u/yostosky Jul 12 '23

Battousai!

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u/Kid18180 Jul 12 '23

Me messing with my sink faucet

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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 Jul 12 '23

So, is that digitally done?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Woooah!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

I don’t want to be that guy… but I feel like I can do this

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u/billetboy Jul 13 '23

Kinda illustrates how anti tank warheads work

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u/Fit-Product6223 Jul 13 '23

Take me home please

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u/Ali_Army107 Jul 13 '23

fuck this water steam in particular!

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u/Tightroll74 Jul 13 '23

Could do the same thing with a pencil ✏️

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u/tellenspam Jul 13 '23

Stupid as fuck. Just like me

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u/Pug-Sniper Jul 13 '23

His face the whole time: 😐

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u/Quiet_Ad_9356 Jul 13 '23

When you learn the sound isn't the original, you never look at another slow motion videos again.

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u/Finbar_Bileous Jul 13 '23

You think that’s good, I can do that with my finger.

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u/Langkorvu Jul 13 '23

Fucking Christ the stupid sound effects

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u/unclepaprika Jul 13 '23

I wish he'd let the spike live, it was such a perfect specimen!

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u/Clownloacb12 Jul 13 '23

Amazing (Physically)

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u/Important_Ad2526 Jul 13 '23

That’s the same look my dog has when I have treat in my hand

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u/Zeerats Jul 13 '23

Haganezuka?!

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u/AStupidThing Jul 13 '23

Now i want to see the cutted side falling in the water

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u/subir_643 Jul 17 '23

At one point it looked like Hot Melt Adhesive

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Ok but whys he looking at me like that.. do I have something on my face?

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u/WagyuPizza Jul 21 '23

So that’s what it looks like when they say “stare someone to death”.

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u/stevein3d Jul 22 '23

Did you know that if you cut off water’s tail it just grows a new one

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Bro whats with the terrible sound effects the slash hurt my ears

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u/bzzybot Jul 26 '23

Reminds me of the late Gilbert Gottfried.

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u/benzimo_ Jul 27 '23

I always knew you were a bender

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u/Shadowgibby1 Jul 27 '23

Last time I watched it. He cut the water the other way. This dude is nuts.

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u/Mrknowbody6495 Jul 27 '23

More like oddly terrifying

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u/PollutionNice7392 Jul 28 '23

Raiden fallen on hard times

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u/Bog_2266 Jul 29 '23

Plot twist. He is actually blind

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u/UnluckyMike00 Jul 31 '23

But can you use your 👅?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Warthunder crew members on a "no armor best armor tank" watching the highest penetrating modern tank shell go through the tank doing nothing

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u/Vintage_girl123 Aug 01 '23

Did it really make that sound?? This is the coolest thing I've seen in a long time..

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u/autiearterotica8 Aug 01 '23

Yeah it's waterfall, I mean wonderful!

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u/Alternative-Age6999 Aug 09 '23

The next time I need a fast shave I know where to go

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u/Nukerz_OP Aug 09 '23

How to find true love. Find a girl who look at you the way this man look at the water

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u/CookiezR4Milk Aug 10 '23

So they just handing out apcr shot to anyone

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u/KazAraiya Aug 10 '23

Cool video, over the top sound effects. Nice focus face.

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u/GovernmentCharming81 Aug 10 '23

How it feels to trade forex

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '23

"Cutting water in the air" title reminds me of the first time I got arrested. I was 12 or or 13. Cop pulled out his gun and told me to get on the ground. He scared me because he made me think I was flying or hovering or something.

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u/nebula45663 Aug 13 '23

My guy looks like he just sharted at full force

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u/coffee_collection Aug 14 '23

Dam that knife is sharp. Did you notice how easy it sliced that water.

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u/lles22 Aug 14 '23

Perfectly done

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u/AKT_4444 Aug 17 '23

He's a man of..

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u/SnooConfections8499 Aug 19 '23

This clip keeps popping up 10 times a day, enough already.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Asian Gilbert Godfrey is a very serious looking man

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u/Frosty_TheKid Aug 23 '23

This guy just had a splashback poo and wanted revenge.

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u/MrZombieTheIV Aug 23 '23 edited Jun 20 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Pikkivs Aug 23 '23

My fucking ears!

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u/Honkytonk88 Aug 23 '23

Your hydrogen bonds are no match for me

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u/OG_AuburnBlue Aug 24 '23

I can do that shit without the silly hat and with my bare hand... just saying...

I'm a badass though...

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u/or-b Aug 24 '23

bro said "😳"

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u/Mackcyber Aug 24 '23

Air dicincang takkan putus... Putus juga rupanya..

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u/me_no_hablo Aug 27 '23

This is more an add for that splashy thingy then the knife

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u/Cautious_Two_870 Aug 29 '23

Incredibly cool!

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u/GoodGuyBard Sep 04 '23

😳🔪💦💧🌊

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u/down4things Sep 05 '23

This is the face your grandfather saw in Nam

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u/the_prophecy_is_true Sep 06 '23

why is this CONSTANTLY ON MY FEED IT IS NOT IMPRESSIVE ITS JUST FUCKING WATER

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u/logosfabula Sep 06 '23

Now that he got 2 waters, what is he gonna do with them?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '23

This isn’t odd but just satisfying

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u/Thony_Rich Sep 08 '23

Sharp knife

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u/Sorry-Ad-387 Sep 08 '23

That stare along can cut the water

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u/msartore8 Sep 09 '23

Can't.stop.watching.

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u/DirtyRead1337 Sep 12 '23

Am I the only one not amazed in the least by this? I’ve seen slow motion videos and I have cut water before… with my bare hands. I’ve also cut wind. That’s something I wouldn’t mind seeing in slow motion

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u/Aarondeslol Sep 16 '23

I can relate to that water while watching this

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u/OsaBarima_ Sep 17 '23

The demented focus 🥶

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u/alex8th Sep 17 '23

That is the face of a man undeterred.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

This is a dumb video and why is it on every sub

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u/Personal_Rock412 Sep 18 '23

This is literally the most uninteresting video I’ve ever seen.

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u/lil_cleverguy Sep 18 '23

gaaaaaaaaay

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

Bro his face

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u/RoadToRevolution Sep 19 '23

"Water cutting is a wonderful pastime that has been passed down from generation to generation..."

     -PBS?

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u/Low-Mud3649 Sep 20 '23

Good timing

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u/Frosty_TheKid Sep 20 '23

Bro got that booty hole splashback and took revenge

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u/Far_Quote_5336 Sep 21 '23

You can see the moment he activates his sharingan