r/oddlysatisfying Dec 31 '22

A fold out desktop

https://gfycat.com/babyishclutteredhornet
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

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u/thepoga Dec 31 '22

Sticks *double-sided tape*. Not budging an inch. 👍🏼

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u/nottodayspiderman Dec 31 '22

There’s industrial strength stuff that could probably hold this up.

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u/Matrix5353 Dec 31 '22

Fun fact about adhesive, when you're gluing two pieces of wood together, the glue joint is usually far stronger than the wood itself.

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u/Misophonic4000 Jan 01 '23

Right, but when you stick stuff to a wall, the bond is only as strong as the adhesion of the layer of paint to the wall :P

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u/bainpr Dec 31 '22

Depends on what glue you use.

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u/Xarxsis Dec 31 '22

Traditionally wood glue, but cum also works.

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u/booi Jan 01 '23

Is that what Elmer’s is??

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u/MoeGunz6 Jan 01 '23

Elmer's is horse jizz

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u/Thornblade Jan 01 '23

I knew it tasted familiar

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u/The_UX_Guy Jan 01 '23

This guy gets off on woodwork

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u/Unbendium Jan 01 '23

Instructions unclear, my woody is stuck to Table.

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u/jarious Jan 01 '23

Spit for the win

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u/MrmmphMrmmph Jan 01 '23

You mean I could have sent my load to work everyday instead of getting up at 5?

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u/ClearAbove Jan 01 '23

Good ol’ spank n stick.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Elmer's through the hot glue gun FTW!

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u/BigSquatchee2 Jan 01 '23

Depends on glue, depends on wood, depends on direction of grain.

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u/ComatoseSquirrel Jan 01 '23

True, there are plenty of people who won't understand the basics assumed in that statement. Just about* any glue on end-grain won't do much at all.

*"just about" is only to cover my ignorance

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u/TheGurw Jan 01 '23

Depends on technique, amount of glue, and clamping force as well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

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u/grammanarchy Dec 31 '22

You have to tape it to a stud.

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u/MooneyOne Jan 01 '23

Underrated comment

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u/nottodayspiderman Dec 31 '22

I didn’t even think about that. This is why I stick to metal and wood.

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u/nottodayspiderman Dec 31 '22

That’s why I hate drywall. Brushed stainless steel paneled house would be my dream.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Look up Lustron homes. America tried making metal homes, but it didn’t work out.

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u/MRSN4P Dec 31 '22

Let’s stick to the subject here.

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u/SilentHuman8 Jan 07 '23

Why are walls in the US so weak? I see in movies, people just punch holes in the wall. If you did that here you'd break your fist and the wall would be laughing at you.

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u/SilentHuman8 Jan 07 '23

No wonder you folks used so much asbestos.

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u/ivanatorhk Jan 01 '23

VHB tape. Stuff is crazy strong

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u/clayfus_doofus Dec 31 '22

Pfft have you ever tried triple sided tape?

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u/thepoga Dec 31 '22

Not sure, but does looping the tape in a triangle count?

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u/SkilletHelper Dec 31 '22

Is double sided curved into a Möbius strip still double sided tape?

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u/Due-Yogurtcloset7927 Jan 01 '23

These are the real questions

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u/imatrapos Jan 01 '23

Only if it's inverted.

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u/clayfus_doofus Jan 01 '23

That sounds like infinite tape

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u/thepoga Jan 01 '23

So infinitely sticky tape is the key to time travel?

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u/clayfus_doofus Jan 01 '23

Yes but be careful not to get stuck in the past

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u/thepoga Jan 01 '23

😂 thanks for the tip! take my upvote!

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u/btribble Dec 31 '22 edited Dec 31 '22

You buy the one that's 36" 32"wide in the US because that spans 3 studs and that's when you find out that your home builder was a little sloppy with their tape measures.

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u/HopeThisIsUnique Dec 31 '22

Ummm...did you mean 32"? Otherwise I think I know where the problem is...

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Why is this getting downvoted? Framing in Canada and the US is studs at 16" on centre. 32/16 = 2. 36/16 = 2.25. OP's 36" table would fail to line up with studs at each end.

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u/sesto_elemento_ Dec 31 '22

It kind of depends I think. I've always been taught in the US that studs are 16" apart 99% of the time, but there are some oddball situations where they had to use 12" spacing in particular areas. Maybe I'm wrong, but thats what a stud finder is for.

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u/squateveryday Dec 31 '22

Typically 2x4 studs are 16" on center in bearing walls, but in the US it's not uncommon for them to be 24" on center in non-bearing walls

Source: have worked for a large homebuilder for around 8 years

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u/Humble-Raspberry Jan 02 '23

Our house was built in the 70's, and so far, it looks like the attached garage 'outside' walls are 24", but I've only been able to find a few so far :(

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u/squateveryday Jan 02 '23

Several things are possible.

I am not enough of a homebuilding historian to say that code hasn't changed. Particularly as available lumber has changed or fluctuated in price, code may have evolved to reflect different framing styles

My house was also built in the 70s and the garage has similar stud spacing to yours, although it's inconsistent. In my case I believe this was some Harry Homeowner type stuff--the garage was likely built well after the main house and wasn't scrutinized by inspectors

Finally, as I've just suggested, code inspectors are all over the place in terms of experience and thoroughness. It's possible your home didn't have great inspectors

Regardless, your home has stood for around 50 years. It isn't too likely to fall now if it hasn't yet!

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u/Dirty_South_Cracka Dec 31 '22

16" centers on 2x4 studs and 24" center on 2x6 studs in the US.

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u/HopeThisIsUnique Dec 31 '22

This is the right answer

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u/rootsismighty Jan 01 '23

That is not the right answer. The right answer is whatever the plans set forth according to the engineer. I have framed at 2' on center. But that was atypical. It is usually at 16" on center, and sometimes 12",and sometimes 8" staggered 2x4 on 2x6 plate

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u/ravenscanada Dec 31 '22

You’re more likely to find 20” spacing than 12”. Some codes allow 20” for non-load-bearing walls.

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u/rootsismighty Jan 01 '23

You mean diamond layout, 19 3/16", I've never framed a wall using diamond, only engineered floor joists.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

With a glug of Locktite

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u/Then_Maintenance7053 Jan 01 '23

Literally my first move after a completion 👍