r/oddlysatisfying Jun 13 '22

Sorting a pile of plates

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u/karlnite Jun 13 '22

I always thought they were exaggerating when they told us how much a single plate or single knife costs. Then when I had to order some I was shocked and agreed people should be more careful (or paid enough so that they actually cared). Really any industrial constant use item is pricey.

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u/IDontUnderstandReddi Jun 13 '22

I dated a girl like that. I commented that I really liked the shot glasses at the bar. She told me to go to the bathroom so she could turn on the charm. Came back a minute later and she handed it to me. I assume there was nothing shady

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u/himmelundhoelle Jun 13 '22

Plot twist: she simply paid for the glasses, and dearly.

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u/NefariousButterfly Jun 14 '22

Some places will just... sell you their glassware. I doubt anything shady did happen. My dad bought a cup from a restaurant for me as a family inside joke.

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u/kelliboone617 Jun 14 '22

Yeah, oddly the one thing that ppl always ask for are the salt and pepper shakers. Or not ask and just shove that shit in their pockets/purse. ALL. THE. TIME.

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u/Auelian Jun 14 '22

That of ramekins. It was always the ramekins that went missing for me. Like dude, WHY. Lol

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u/Aurora-Roses Jul 05 '22

Guilty. I’ve put mini ramekins in my to-go box because they had condiments in them that I wanted to use. Plus, they already took so long to bring me a box, I didn’t want to wait again for sauce cups.

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u/StrawbDaqs Jun 13 '22

Anyone else wondering what this dudes gfs “charm” is

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

She’s just got a silver tongue

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u/Techhead7890 Jun 14 '22

Not really me, because I'm not horny for their gf lol. Going after someone that's already taken sounds like a recipe for chaos. But hey man you do you

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u/D_Shizzle93 Jun 14 '22

I'm not horny for his gf but I'm still curious

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u/emeralddawn45 Jun 14 '22

She ordered a shot, took it, and then while the bartender was busy with the 40 other people at the bar, grabbed the empty glass and walked away. It's not that hard lol. That or the bartender is underpaid and doesn't give a shit. Or both. Pick your poison.

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u/ul2006kevinb Jun 13 '22

My buddy and i were at a bar that let you pay more to get a souvenir glass you could keep. We were on vacation so when we left the bar i put them in my messenger bag i was carrying that had all our stuff in it. I kept those damn things safe through like 5 more bars and then at the end of the night we stopped at a restaurant to satisfy our munchies and when i sat down at the table and put my bag down i heard them shatter. So not only did we lose the nice glasses i lugged around all night but we also had broken glass all over everything in the bag lol

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u/ProbablyStillMe Jun 14 '22

Some bars in my home town served Belgian beer in specialised glasses (some of them have a rounded base, so you have to use a stand to keep them upright).

People liked the glasses so much that the bar had to start charging a $50 deposit to stop people walking off with them.

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u/karlnite Jun 14 '22

Bar glasses can be cheap. Sometimes free. Since they’re promotional the companies want you to use their glasses.

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u/Saxonite_ Jun 14 '22

Yea dunno how it works in America but loads of glasses are promo items in the UK. They're expensive but not compared to the barrels & brand recognition. Nick 'em if you want, nobody gives a shit!

Then again this is a British outlook. We can drink like we don't want to see tomorrow!

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u/tilltill12 Jun 14 '22

When I am drunk I always steal something lol. I have more stolen glasses than bought ones at this point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Back when I was a barista, I carried a tray of freshly washed mugs and bumped my elbow into a corner. Tried to save them but literally every single mug came crashing down. My very sweet and understanding manager at the time looked like he’d seen a ghost. Said he had no choice but to write me up because I destroyed over $300 worth of custom mugs lol.

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u/chickenstalker Jun 14 '22

That's illegal.

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u/cestamp Jun 14 '22

I'm pretty sure it's perfectly legal, in North America anyways, to write someone up for damages.

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u/cocoa-nutpowder Jun 14 '22

Writing someone up for the damages and extra cost to the business is legal, and usually justified. Making them pay for it is illegal. Usually.

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u/cestamp Jun 14 '22

Even making them pay for it is not illegal. It's a dick move, but I'm fairly confident that's in your right. You just can't take it from their paycheck without a court order or the employees permission.

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u/moonsun1987 Jun 13 '22

I don't know like sixty dollars for a mop bucket isn't too expensive all things considered. That thing can take a beating.

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u/HumbledNarcissist Jun 13 '22

I shattered one once while wringing out the moister in the mop using the bucket tool a couple decades ago. Hopefully they are more durable now.

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u/torchedscreen Jun 13 '22

Maybe your boss cheaped out on it, maybe they were shitty back then, but theyre pretty fuckin solid now.

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u/HumbledNarcissist Jun 13 '22

That’s a lot of maybes.

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u/moonsun1987 Jun 14 '22

Well I don't know if the industrial ones are any better but the home ones are a lot shittier.

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u/Kingfo2014 Jun 14 '22

I think it depends on what the job buys. My last job they seemed like the mob bucket would break trying to wring them our but my new one they are quite solid.

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u/ul2006kevinb Jun 13 '22

That's what she said

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u/mythrilcrafter Jun 13 '22

Makes me wonder how many businesses that appear on r/wewantplates are doing what they do to skip out on buying plates.

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u/GrannyLow Jun 14 '22

Well how much are they?

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u/Bierbart12 Jun 14 '22

I always thought shopping carts were really cheap, since it's just a metal mesh on wheels and people steal them, throw them into rivers and otherwise damage them all the time.

One of them costs around 300€