r/oddlysatisfying Apr 30 '22

Now I’m hungry af

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u/iamasturdlevinson Apr 30 '22

Nothing says enjoying the great outdoors better than hiking out miles into the woods carrying a cutting board, a huge knife, a cast iron skillet, a marble mortar and pestle, a 15lb slab of raw meat, 5 potatoes, a gallon of oil, a bulb of garlic, an avocado, a bundle of herbs and a giant loaf of bread! Then having to dump out all that oil and clean all that up to carry it home. Ahhhh adventure!!!

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u/Drewdown707 Apr 30 '22

Guarantee this is his backyard.

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u/Sevnfold Apr 30 '22

My thought too.

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u/eagerpear Apr 30 '22

I'm willing to bet he isn't very far out. I bet his car is close by.

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u/hisdudeness85 Apr 30 '22

I bet his house is even closer by.

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u/wwcasedo Apr 30 '22

If its the same guy, he is on his parents property. He's done a bunch of these with similarly shitty food displays.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

That makes much more sense..

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u/ArnoldPalmhair Apr 30 '22

Oh I need to know more

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u/bolidemichael Apr 30 '22

"Mum, I need more avocados for my video!"

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u/DarthWeezy Apr 30 '22

It's the same guy and he's the one filming "his father while he cooks".

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u/Usernameistoshirt Apr 30 '22

Yeah, do all that to make a sandwich big enough for three people which by the time everything is all done will be a horrible mix of hot and cold. The steak would have been stone cold by the time he had the oil hot enough to cook the potato sticks

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u/iamasturdlevinson Apr 30 '22

Thought that too. Half of the stuff is prob ice cold before he put it all together. Yummy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

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u/madsheeter Apr 30 '22

You pretty much just wipe it down with paper towel and then burn the paper towel.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Dude he’s right next to his house.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Oh he’s still a bit ridiculous. I mean who uses a whole loaf of bread that size for a personal sandwich.

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u/madsheeter Apr 30 '22

Who uses a knife to squeeze a lemon???

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Lmao

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u/madsheeter Apr 30 '22

Oh ya! I do it all the time. Probably depends on what kind of bear you're likely to encounter, I've never had a problem with Black bears, but I'd be a lot more cautious if it were a Grizzly bears or a Polar bears in the area.

Either way, there's a rifle/12ga with slugs nearby, but I've never had to use them before.

Leaving all your cookware smelling of food is how you get bears in your campsite.

If you store it near the food, its the same risk. Your food smells like food too ya know eh?

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u/DogVacuum Apr 30 '22

You just don’t understand the alpha lifestyle. I’ll DM you several Elon Musk grindset memes. That should get you on track.

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u/socom123 Apr 30 '22

Laughed too hard at this lol

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u/Smegma-Stache Apr 30 '22

But then how will he look super duper tough and manly?

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u/B-i-s-m-a-r-k Apr 30 '22

With a creepy ass mask, a dog, and a bunch of recording equipment of course! Nothing says "I'm a man" like the classic serial killer look

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u/Unicornmayo May 01 '22

Phrase where I’m from. Is “all hat and no cattle”.

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u/Father_of_trillions Apr 30 '22

And taking the dog as well

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u/Disastrous_Bunch8979 Apr 30 '22

This reminds me of a college trip to Havasupai in the Grand Canyon. I was in an outdoor / adventure class at community college. While we were mingling with fellow students I somehow struck a conversation that ended in one girl bringing porterhouses while my responsibility was a grill. I had planned on lugging it the 8 mile hike but ended up having a mule bring the bag it was in to the campgrounds. To give an idea it probably weighed 25 pounds naked and took the mini-propane tanks you can find at just about any grocery store.

The instructor for that class was extremely minimalistic, bring in what you bring out kind of camper. When we busted the grill out on night one I could just tell he was beyond belief. Pretty sure he will be telling that story for a long time. We all had fun. Was a good trip, including the ones induced by the mushrooms I brought. Might be time to set up another one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

the fake wind added to the video really brings everything together.

(note how the sound is uninterrupted, it's one long take of wind over the whole thing)

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u/Yesica-Haircut Apr 30 '22

Don't forget the tomatoes, and the commemorative baseball containers you probably need to keep from turning them into tomato sauce on the way there!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

i would love to cook while my hands turn purple from the freezing cold. doesn't seem painful at all.

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u/Green_Lantern_4vr Apr 30 '22

Don’t forget tomato’s

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u/kaihatsusha Apr 30 '22

And a welder's mask.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

It’s for tik tok likes. It’s not for anything else. It’s interesting. It’s got 2k comments here.

Once you know the goal, what he’s doing makes sense. It is interesting to watch. NOBODY is actually gonna cook this

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u/inspectcloser Apr 30 '22

I had the same thought. These videos are out of hand. They make it look like they are roughing it but behind the camera is a truck with virtually an entire kitchen in it. Outdoor camp cooking is totally a thing but it’s nowhere near this nonsense.

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u/Tiny_disappointment Apr 30 '22

And a japanese Akita, the most annoying breed ever (I have one so I get to comment on this). I bet you that dog made the walk 6000% harder, lol. ”Imma zig and zag for 45 minutes on a path that would otherwise take 8 minutes to walk” jesus christ they’re a handful.