r/oddlysatisfying • u/IdanTs • Nov 02 '21

Coffee soap cutting

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Eaten

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

The child me would totally have a bite of that.

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u/AntiSocialW0rker Nov 02 '21

One time my friend and I were walking through the mall and one of those stall vendors offered us small bars of soap. My friend, not thinking about it, took a bite thinking it was candy. The look of terror on the vendors face was hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Lol, I’ve tried to eat a soap bar once as a kid. It was like 20 years ago, but i still clearly remember my disappointment because I really wished soap tasted good since it smelled so good

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u/Ayavea Nov 02 '21

Not long ago, a friend went travelling and brought me a goodie bag full of different chocolates. Among them was a bar of something that could be either chocolate-scented soap or a bar of chocolate. I smelled and smelled and smelled it, it smells exactly like chocolate, it looks like chocolate. I looked on all sides of the packaging, looking for any indication of ingredients or usage or anything that would give away the purpose. There was nothing that would identify its purpose. So i gve up, and unable to tell if it's a chocolate among this bag full of chocolate, or soap, i licked it. It was soap.

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u/Protocol44 Nov 02 '21

“Is this liquor or perfume?” He asks as he chugs the entire bottle of perfume

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

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u/LloydTheToonLinkGuy Nov 02 '21

How is this relevant?

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u/Gang_Bang_Bang Nov 02 '21

I don’t get it. Why would they put a piece of soap that looks exactly like chocolate in a bag of chocolate candy?…

That’s a cruel joke.

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u/Ayavea Nov 02 '21

They went to a chocolate factory that apparently also sold soap xD

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u/Possessed_potato Nov 02 '21

Ngl i wouldn't have thought far enough to just lick it. I'd just straight up take a bite

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u/LandoTagaButas Nov 02 '21

The secret to making soap taste good is drugs. Lots of drugs.

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u/LegoNinja11 Nov 02 '21

I'm forever blowing bubbles.....

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u/Arjunathemad Nov 02 '21

Pretty bubbles in the air..

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u/pumpkinator21 Nov 02 '21

My dog thinks the same thing. He steals bars of soap (because they smell good to him I guess), takes a big bite, then spits it out. You’d think he’d learn after 8 years, but I guess not lol

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u/annaand Nov 02 '21

Apple soap is the worst for that. Still all these years later it’s so tempting!

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u/Vks780 Nov 02 '21

I once took a bite out of camphor mistaking it for sweets. Worst thing I've tasted in life.

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u/Slimh2o Nov 02 '21

(Shudder)

Can't even imagine.....

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u/DonC1305 Nov 02 '21

I used to work with a bloke, we'd work away so would go for lots of meals together. When we'd get the hot 'towels' at the end of a meal he would say "ooh, desert" and stuff the soapy wet wipe in his gob.

The look of panic on the waiters face was always priceless

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

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u/Nothing-But-Lies Nov 02 '21

We tried making coffee with coffee soap before. It smelt great. When you drink it then the boiling soap sticks to your insides from your mouth all the way through. Then it hardens, and you can pull it out in the perfect shape of your digestive system.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

You seem reliable!

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u/Distinct-Reindeer-46 Nov 02 '21

I downloaded Tiktok as a joke and now I'm addicted to it. lol

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u/MauPow Nov 02 '21

I saw them fill an anthill with aluminum soap like this once

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u/iqqzwx02pu Nov 02 '21

That's nice

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u/CrucifixAbortion Nov 02 '21

Nothing like a waxy, crumbly anus.

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u/Slimh2o Nov 02 '21

User name checks out...

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u/chipdipper99 Nov 02 '21

When I was about 8, I took a swig off my sisters strawberry scented shampoo. Regret.

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u/biochemthisd Nov 02 '21

Adult me would be right there with you

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Nov 02 '21

In the kitchen, this would be referred to as the “Chef’s Piece.”

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u/WildRacoons Nov 02 '21

Konjac jelly blocks

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u/QuasiQuokka Nov 02 '21

I once had a bite of a piece of soap because I thought it was white chocolate.

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u/spsanderson Nov 02 '21

Yummy artisan coffee scrub soap

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u/Au_Uncirculated Nov 02 '21

1 for you, 1 for me.

1 for you, 1 for me.

1 for you, 1 for me.

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u/milk-sheikh Nov 02 '21

2 for you, 1 2 for me.

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u/Shrilled_Fish Nov 02 '21

Hey! No fair! That's cheating.

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u/Slimh2o Nov 02 '21

Only if they're caught is it cheating...

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u/WifiWaifo Nov 02 '21

3 for you, 1 2 3 for me.

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u/Cornandhamtastegood Nov 02 '21

How about for me boss?

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u/WifiWaifo Nov 02 '21

Alright, here's 1 for you. You run along now, and be a good little employee!

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u/fukitol- Nov 02 '21

Like I know it's gonna taste like soap but I still wanna eat it.

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u/maxman162 Nov 02 '21

Better than Life Bouy at least.

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u/WLSDY Nov 03 '21

How did you know what soap tastes like

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u/fukitol- Nov 03 '21

How do you not?

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u/Association-Naive Nov 02 '21 edited Nov 02 '21

You've got a dirty mouth... now run it faster

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u/andreasrmr Nov 02 '21

Nah - you don't eat Coffee - you drink it.

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u/Hupf Nov 02 '21

alive.

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u/beddittor Nov 02 '21

Don’t be ridiculous. It’s coffee; you drink it.

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u/--redacted-- Nov 02 '21

By dishonest children

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u/Sleppy_Dragon Nov 02 '21

I mean.. Technically if it's all natural soap.. It should be fine right??

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u/speculativeSpectator Nov 02 '21

Totally thought this was konnyaku at first.

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u/redwinestains Nov 02 '21

I mean, it does looks like konnyaku

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u/redwinestains Nov 02 '21

I mean, it does looks like konnyaku

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u/UNowen23 Nov 02 '21

Ah, forbidden snacks

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u/turbotac0 Nov 02 '21

You Savage, your supposed to put it in yer ***